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I don’t get too many religious blasphemy phone sex calls, but I do get some and they are usually funny. I am an agnostic, so it’s not difficult for me to make fun of ones that are religious. One called the other night I had a great deal of fun ridiculing. First off, he asked me if I knew the song, “Jesus Loves The Little ….”. I said yes, I knew the song from when I was a little girl. So he asked me to sing it a few times for him. Odd, but ok, I can do that.

Then he asks me to change up the lyrics to “Jesus Fucks The Little ….” LOL, Um, ok….So Then we started talking about the way in church they give you the little wafer thing that’s supposed to represent the body or flesh of Christ. Now, I’m not Catholic myself, so have never taken any Holy Communion or anything of that nature, but have seen this in movies. And how they are given little cups of red wine to represent the blood of Christ. Well even though I’m not very familiar with the Bible myself, I know they talk about the water being turned into wine. I said what if the cum of Jesus was turned into wine, then when they have their little sips of wine at church, it will be like they are drinking Jesus’s cum.

He loved it! He said he might cum on his Bible. I’ve got another guy that calls that’s a Muslim and he likes to cum on his Koran. So ones of different religions are certainly into religious blasphemy. Ones that have called me in the past have usually been Catholic, but this new callers wasn’t, I think he’d been raised a Southern Baptist, so ones from different types of faiths do partake in this masturbatory pleasure that is religious blasphemy phone sex. There are Baby Jesus butt plugs, and Christ on the Cross dildos, so people are into these things.

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