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I’ve always been attracted to girls, and when I was in my teens I started to do something about it. I recall after I started to masturbate, telling a friend of mine about it and she was curious, so one day after school I showed her and she thought it felt good too, so we started to do to together and enjoy watching each other play with ourselves. It didn’t take long before we went from doing it in the same room to touching each other and enjoying ourselves that way. I loved to rub her pussy and make her cum, it was as fun as making myself cum.

She was a fast study and we had fun touching each other’s pussies and of course it soon evolved to licking each other and making ourselves cum that way, I did this with several girls when I was in school. When I went to college, that’s when my real inner slut came out and there were lots of girls there that were totally open lesbians, they weren’t trying to hide it at all and many were quite aggressive and I let them have their way with me and I loved every minute of it.

One girl I dated for a while was quite adventuresome and wanted for us to try a threesome with another girl, and we both knew lots of lesbians, so it wasn’t hard to find a third for our little evening of debauchery. One of our friends came over one night and we started to kiss and touch each other and things soon made their way to the bedroom and I was laying on my back with my girlfriend licking my juicy, wet cunt, and our other friend sitting on my face as I went down on her, inhaling her pussy aroma and licking her stiffened little clit as she rode my tongue and sought her release.

I sucked at her pussy as my own was being licked and I squirmed for my release as I was working on hers and all of a sudden I was brought over that edge or orgasm and she came at the same time on my face, fuck, I loved pussy. I reached up and squeezed her breasts and rubbed her nipples, just enjoying licking her juices off of her as they poured out of her beautiful pussy.

She got off of me and we all just laid there wrapped around one another for a while, our gooey pussies dripping from cumming so much and all over each other, then hands started to wander once more to one another’s cunts and teasing each other. We had a wonderful evening and I have indulged in many more such threesomes since. My girlfriend and I love to tease guys by kissing in front of them, you can just see the bulge in their pants begin to grow as we kiss one another. You just know they are going to go home and jack off like teenagers after seeing us like that, silly boys. I don’t need any cock to keep me satisfied!

Watching You From Afar

I’ve always enjoyed looking at people during their private little moments when they didn’t know they were being watched. I always understood the guys that drilled holes in the girls change rooms so they could watch them and get all aroused by them. It arouses me as well. I like in a condo that is surrounded by several other condos. Recently I bought a telescope. I can promise you it’s much more entertaining observing people in their own environments than any t.v. show.

I saw a woman last night that was having phone sex . At least I assumed she was having phone sex, as she had a phone to her ear the entire time and was masturbating. I felt a little naughty watching her, but it was fun peeking in on another’s secret world they had no idea someone hundreds of feet away was watching. It really would behoove people to close their blinds or curtains. It amazes me how few do, they think no on can see in at them, yet ones can and do watch their private goings on. I watched her undress in front of her mirror, all the while talking.

She slowly caressed her breasts and made the nipples hard before she even took her bra off. She slid her hand down her stomach and toyed with the crotch of her panties with her fingers before sliding them down and off of her body. I think she was doing as the person on the other end of the phone told her to do. I saw her get on the bed nude and fuck her own hand. I was quite aroused as I watched her and touched myself at the same time. I’m very glad I got the telescope…It’s proven a most entertaining diversion.

“I Have an Apple Up My Ass”


What sorts of things do callers say, well many confess things they have either done in the past or are doing as we talk to them. There are fruit fuckers and vegetable fuckers out there. I’ve talked to ones with carrots, cucumbers, and even an apple up his ass. The carrot and the cucumber I can kind of understand in a bizarre way, but an apple? Really? What makes you wake up and say to yourself, today I’m going to stick an apple up my ass? No idea if it was a tiny little crabapple, or a big Macintosh. All I can think of, is don’t eat pies at his house…

Some have used bananas and eaten them afterwards. Sort of like hiding the evidence in the best way they can think of to do so. I heard of one woman that used to fuck herself with vegetables and then cut them up and serve them to family and friends at a barbecue picnic. I was horrified, thinking of her pussy juices all those poor unsuspecting souls were ingesting. I mean, if you want to do that and eat your own vegetables that have been up your pussy and ass, feel free to do so, gross as it is, but making others ingest it when they have no clue? Fuck, that is sick and disturbed. The movie “American Pie” I think drove the fruit fuckers into high gear, giving ones ideas they shouldn’t be putting into practice.

I’d like to know after that movie how many guys actually tried to fuck a pie, I’m betting it’s not a small number! Sliding their dicks into a hole cut into a watermelon or a cantaloupe or pumpkin. It happens. I guess it’s a cheap sex toy, disposable, biodegradable, just a little odd though. Fairly harmless though. So I dare you to go to the supermarket and buy a cucumber and a tube of lube, nothing else-and go up to the teller and see her expression and that of the fellow shoppers!

I Fought The Law And The Law Won

I was driving to a friends party out of town, a long, lonely drive a few hours away on a boring stretch of highway. Flat as anything, as that part of the state can be and was so bored. The thought of a drive like this was awful alone. So I called up a guy I know, I know you’re not supposed to use a phone while driving, but I was the only car I could even see, it was hardly a hazard to anyone, not even me. There was nothing to concentrate on except a long strip of road as far as the eye could see. I was grateful to at least have someone to talk to during the journey there.

As conversations can tend to do, it got flirty and a bit hot and soon my friend on the phone was encouraging me to put my hand down my panties. Luckily I had a hands free phone attachment thing on the dashboard, so I thought, why not, what else have I got to do, so I started to play with my pussy. I was getting right into it and all of a sudden saw flashing lights in the rearview mirror. It was a squad car. I said I had to go to my friend on the phone and I pulled the car over. The officer asked why my car had been swerving all over the road and had I been drinking. I said no. He again asked why and I said I was embarrassed to say. He demanded an answer and I said I’d been masturbating. He got this shocked look and then a smirk on his face.

He said he’d avoid writing me a ticket if I gave him a blow job right then and there. I didn’t know what to say, I really couldn’t afford the ticket and I thought it was likely easier just to do it and not worry about it. So he whipped out his cock right then and there and I sucked him off right out of the drivers side window. He came in my mouth and I swallowed it and he said I could be on my way, but no more masturbating and driving at the same time! I got to my friends party a few minutes late, but boy what a drive.

Guilt Free Masturbation


Who exactly is having phone sex? A cross section of society, that’s who. Some people that are more religious and repressed will fall into having phone sex and other forms of online fun because it isn’t actual sex and they feel less guilty about having phone sex with someone online when there’s no actual penetration or body contact involved. For some it is the only type of intimate experience some have had with another person.

For many any type of masturbation is a riddled with guilt behavior to them they simply can’t stop doing, so ones that venture into phone sex are the real rebels. You are actually listening to another person masturbate and them hear you, it’s the next best thing to being there and actually fucking them. Even the most religious people get horny, no way around it. Phone sex may be as deep a connection as they can allow themselves to have with another person since to them unless you are married, sex is a sin.

People need to loosen up and understand being horny is no more shameful than being sleepy or thirsty, it’s just a drive, plain and simple and needs to be met, not fought, not prayed it will go away and is a wicked sin. Phone sex is a god way to enhance your masturbation if you’re not ready to take the real step towards sex just yet, for whatever reason. Calling a phone sex line can be a lot more satisfying than going on a real date, there’s no guarantee you will get lucky on a date, but a phone sex call is a sure thing!

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