To All The Lonely Guys, I’m Here To Help!

Do you have a cold fish wife that won’t give you sex anymore? Does she have you by the balls and you’re just too weak to leave, or have kids you’re not wanting to disrupt their lives by breaking up your marriage until they are older? Tired of jerking off in the guest room alone to porn while the stone faced bitch in the next room plans how to spend your money while not giving you anything in return? Well you’re not alone my friend, that boat is full of other deprived and pussy whipped husbands.

So what is the answer for you? Too fearful to go to an escort or get a girlfriend? Well phone sex is a good answer for many of you. It can heighten your masturbation experience and keep you sane until you kick the bitch to the curb where she belongs. Phone sex is the next best thing to real sex, you get company as you masturbate and someone to talk sexy to you and describe what I’d do to you and what you’d do to me. Maybe you have specific fantasies you’d like to talk about that your wife has no interest in or desire to help you with.

Phone sex is all some of you will get. I know many of you are inherently weak individuals that are comfortable in your self made prisons and cannot fathom actually leaving. It’s like the canary in the cage so long that once the door is finally left open they won’t even try to escape anymore. You’d been effectively emasculated, yet you get lonely too and desire companionship, even if only over the phone for a few stolen moments. Call me, I can be that ear for you to talk to. Maybe I’m a bit too direct for some of you. Some of you whiners annoy the hell out of me since no one is pointing a gun to your head to stay in the situation that you’re in, but I will do my best to help you in whatever way I can. So pick up the phone and call a woman that’s interested in what you have to say for a change.