{"id":1177,"date":"2017-01-09T07:43:54","date_gmt":"2017-01-09T12:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/?p=1177"},"modified":"2017-01-08T15:02:22","modified_gmt":"2017-01-08T20:02:22","slug":"masturbating-before-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/masturbating-before-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"Masturbating Before Dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/masturbatinginchair.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1178\" srcset=\"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/masturbatinginchair.jpg 400w, https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/masturbatinginchair-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I had just ordered a pizza and hung up the phone when my boyfriend called all hot and horny and wanted to have phone sex. I said I couldn&#8217;t as I didn&#8217;t have enough time before the pizza delivery guy arrived. He said sure I did, so against my better judgment I decided to have a <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/options.html\">quickie phone sex<\/a> date and pray I came before the pizza arrived. I said I didn&#8217;t have time to get into bed, so I&#8217;d just sit there on the edge of the chair and masturbate that way.<\/p>\n<p>My boyfriend has such a sexy voice, and I was kind of horny anyway and was considering calling him after I ate anyway to get off with him. I hadn&#8217;t cum in a week and was really throbbing. I could hear him breathing so heavy and moaning so sexy and I was stroking my shaved little pussy, feeling that slippery wetness and driving myself wild with my fingers. My nipples were hard and I could feel a hell of an <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.erotictalkphonesex.com\/rates.html\">orgasm<\/a>  welling up inside of me. I was just bucking against my hand, working my clit so hard and fast and sliding my fingers in and out of myself.<\/p>\n<p>Well as it happens so often, I lost track of time and I was not even looking at the clock and I started cumming and I literally yelled out, &#8220;I&#8217;m cummin&#8217;!&#8221; as I was having <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\">phone sex<\/a>, and I&#8217;m mortified to say as I was in the throes of my orgasm the door flew open and the pizza guy was there and he dropped the box and his jaw dropped. I stared up speechless and all he could stammer out was, &#8220;You said come in!&#8221; He turned beet red and said, &#8220;no charge lady!&#8221; and ran out the door. I was mortified and my boyfriend who came at the same time I did was asking what was happening and I explained and he burst out laughing and said he was coming over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had just ordered a pizza and hung up the phone when my boyfriend called all hot and horny and wanted to have phone sex. I said I couldn&#8217;t as I didn&#8217;t have enough time before the pizza delivery guy arrived. He said sure I did, so against my better judgment I decided to have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[320],"tags":[247,340,503],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1179,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177\/revisions\/1179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}