{"id":1260,"date":"2017-05-01T07:58:27","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T11:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2017-05-16T22:05:41","modified_gmt":"2017-05-17T02:05:41","slug":"small-penises-are-pathetic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/small-penises-are-pathetic\/","title":{"rendered":"Small Penises Are Pathetic"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You’ve got your very own micro mini alright, and I’m not talking about skirts! You’ve got your little tiny dick out, don’t you, you perv. Rubbing it between your thumb and your forefinger. You looking for some small penis humiliation? Well look no further. I’m happy to be the one you call for some small penis humiliation phone sex. I love talking about your tiny cock, it’s pathetic and funny to me.<\/p>\n

“Oh, please let it be bigger when I wake up!”, you pray every night when you go to bed. Well guess what, prayers aren’t going to help that dinky thing that you’ve got between your legs. No magic wand is going to make it grow. You love the small penis humiliation phone sex<\/a> sessions we’ve had. That sense of humiliation you feel as I belittle you makes you so aroused. You really are a pitiful excuse for a man, you know that? Good thing you have a good job, since money is the only thing you have going for you.<\/p>\n

Could your balls be any smaller? Your dick any skinnier? Little tiny pencil dick. Useless. What woman would want that thing even attempting to go inside of her? I truly can’t fathom. It wouldn’t bring anyone any pleasure. It’s short, it’s skinny, and it ejaculates prematurely. What do you think is appealing about any of that? Not a darned thing, that’s for sure. Good thing you like small penis humiliation<\/a> , since I can’t think of a thing to talk to you about otherwise. I wouldn’t waste any time on you. What a loser.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You’ve got your very own micro mini alright, and I’m not talking about skirts! You’ve got your little tiny dick out, don’t you, you perv. Rubbing it between your thumb and your forefinger. You looking for some small penis humiliation? Well look no further. I’m happy to be the one you call for some small […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[236,342,10,396],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1260"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1262,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions\/1262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}