{"id":1371,"date":"2017-12-18T07:31:16","date_gmt":"2017-12-18T12:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/?p=1371"},"modified":"2017-12-14T09:48:57","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T14:48:57","slug":"i-fought-the-law-and-the-law-won","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/i-fought-the-law-and-the-law-won\/","title":{"rendered":"I Fought The Law And The Law Won"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was driving to a friends party out of town, a long, lonely drive a few hours away on a boring stretch of highway. Flat as anything, as that part of the state can be and was so bored. The thought of a drive like this was awful alone. So I called up a guy I know, I know you’re not supposed to use a phone while driving, but I was the only car I could even see, it was hardly a hazard to anyone, not even me. There was nothing to concentrate on except a long strip of road as far as the eye could see. I was grateful to at least have someone to talk to during the journey there.<\/p>\n

As conversations can tend to do, it got flirty and a bit hot and soon my friend on the phone was encouraging me to put my hand down my panties<\/a>. Luckily I had a hands free phone attachment thing on the dashboard, so I thought, why not, what else have I got to do, so I started to play with my pussy. I was getting right into it and all of a sudden saw flashing lights in the rearview mirror. It was a squad car. I said I had to go to my friend on the phone and I pulled the car over. The officer asked why my car had been swerving all over the road and had I been drinking. I said no. He again asked why and I said I was embarrassed to say. He demanded an answer and I said I’d been masturbating. He got this shocked look and then a smirk on his face.<\/p>\n

He said he’d avoid writing me a ticket if I gave him a blow job right then and there. I didn’t know what to say, I really couldn’t afford the ticket and I thought it was likely easier just to do it and not worry about it. So he whipped out his cock right then and there and I sucked him off right out of the drivers side window. He came in my mouth and I swallowed it and he said I could be on my way, but no more masturbating and driving at the same time! I got to my friends party a few minutes late, but boy what a drive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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