{"id":670,"date":"2015-02-09T08:27:31","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T13:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/?p=670"},"modified":"2015-02-08T01:20:40","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T06:20:40","slug":"my-funny-valentine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/my-funny-valentine\/","title":{"rendered":"My Funny Valentine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/climaxconnection.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-671\" src=\"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/valentine2-207x300.jpg\" alt=\"valentine2\" width=\"207\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/valentine2-207x300.jpg 207w, https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/valentine2.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 207px) 100vw, 207px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have a perfect Valentine&#8217;s Day evening planned for my boyfriend and he doesn&#8217;t even know it yet. I got some sexy, red silk lingerie. A fire engine red corset, black stockings and heels and crotchless panties to go with it. I&#8217;m going to get my nails done, pedicure as well, hair done, facial, massage, the works, to be all perfect and pretty and relaxed before the evening I have planned. He will come home and find me dressed in the skimpy <a href=\"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/?p=160.\">lingerie<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Dinner will already be made and in the oven nearly ready to eat, he will have a hard time paying attention to the food as I sit across the table from him eating in my lingerie. I think his cock will be at full attention during most of the meal, and of course I will be dessert. The bottle of champagne will be chilling and in the bedroom as we arrive to the bed covered in rose petals he lays me down on. I plan on him starting by <a href=\"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/?p=594\">licking my freshly shaved pussy<\/a> until I cum all over his face, which will be glazed like a donut from my juices. I can feel that clit getting licked and sucked now almost in anticipation. I&#8217;m going to deny him all week to keep him extra horny for the night.<\/p>\n<p>Once I&#8217;ve been thoroughly gone down on, then he can slide that cock into my beautiful, tight pussy and fill me up with that beautiful 8 inch cock of his. He will fuck me hard and long until my pussy lips clench around his cock and milk him dry once I&#8217;ve cum hard a few times! I love when he fills my pussy with his cum, it feels so good squirting inside of me, I adore it. Maybe I will even break out the chocolate body paints to paint some naughty words on each other and then lick them off, sounds hot, eh? I&#8217;ll paint the word <a href=\"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/?p=328\">&#8220;Mine&#8221;<\/a> on his cock and then lick off every trace of it. Mmmmmmm. Can&#8217;t wait!<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ct2Pl8DhxEY?rel=0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a perfect Valentine&#8217;s Day evening planned for my boyfriend and he doesn&#8217;t even know it yet. I got some sexy, red silk lingerie. A fire engine red corset, black stockings and heels and crotchless panties to go with it. I&#8217;m going to get my nails done, pedicure as well, hair done, facial, massage, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[151,176],"tags":[91,178,376],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":672,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions\/672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}