{"id":996,"date":"2016-05-09T07:39:26","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T11:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/?p=996"},"modified":"2016-05-08T02:53:38","modified_gmt":"2016-05-08T06:53:38","slug":"getting-the-priest-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/getting-the-priest-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting The Priest Off"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m not a churchgoing type at all, so I usually only set foot in a church for weddings, funerals, that kind of thing on rare occasions. One of my cousins was getting married and I had to put in a command performance and I hadn’t even seen those people in years. The church was around a half hour away and I’d never been to it. They are Catholics, and the priest was a nice looking man that had gotten out of the seminary not that long ago. I laughed when I thought about the whole vows of chastity <\/a>deal, what a crock.<\/p>\n

I’d arrived early and none of the other guests had arrived yet and I was talking to the priest and he assumed I was also some devout Catholic and I laughed and said not at all. I looked over at the confessional booths and said I bet you heard lots of dirty little secrets in there every week and he smiled and said people were forgiven if they felt true remorse in their hearts. Again I laughed at the nonsense of it all. I asked him if his vow of chastity included masturbation<\/a> and he said yes, that was not to be partaken in, I replied I’d die if I didn’t masturbate at least once a day, his expression was odd and again I laughed at my brazenness trying to shock this poor young priest I was fucking with for no reason other than my own amusement.<\/p>\n

He walked into his office and I followed him and locked the door, he looked up and asked what I was doing, I advanced towards him and grabbed his crotch and said it was about time those balls were drained by a woman and I unzipped him and slid my hand in and found an already stiff cock and said it seemed I was just in time. I think he was so stunned he didn’t stop me, he just let me fondle his cock<\/a> and I stroked him up and down faster and faster and he soon let out a load on my hand and he looked so embarrassed and I just laughed and said there goes your chastity before walking out. On the way to the pews as the other guest were starting to arrive, I swished my hand around in the bowl of holy water to rinse his cum off my hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m not a churchgoing type at all, so I usually only set foot in a church for weddings, funerals, that kind of thing on rare occasions. One of my cousins was getting married and I had to put in a command performance and I hadn’t even seen those people in years. The church was around […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[131],"tags":[443,445,367,444],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1000,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions\/1000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erotictalkphonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}