Getting The Priest Off
I’m not a churchgoing type at all, so I usually only set foot in a church for weddings, funerals, that kind of thing on rare occasions. One of my cousins was getting married and I had to put in a command performance and I hadn’t even seen those people in years. The church was around a half hour away and I’d never been to it. They are Catholics, and the priest was a nice looking man that had gotten out of the seminary not that long ago. I laughed when I thought about the whole vows of chastity deal, what a crock.
I’d arrived early and none of the other guests had arrived yet and I was talking to the priest and he assumed I was also some devout Catholic and I laughed and said not at all. I looked over at the confessional booths and said I bet you heard lots of dirty little secrets in there every week and he smiled and said people were forgiven if they felt true remorse in their hearts. Again I laughed at the nonsense of it all. I asked him if his vow of chastity included masturbation and he said yes, that was not to be partaken in, I replied I’d die if I didn’t masturbate at least once a day, his expression was odd and again I laughed at my brazenness trying to shock this poor young priest I was fucking with for no reason other than my own amusement.
He walked into his office and I followed him and locked the door, he looked up and asked what I was doing, I advanced towards him and grabbed his crotch and said it was about time those balls were drained by a woman and I unzipped him and slid my hand in and found an already stiff cock and said it seemed I was just in time. I think he was so stunned he didn’t stop me, he just let me fondle his cock and I stroked him up and down faster and faster and he soon let out a load on my hand and he looked so embarrassed and I just laughed and said there goes your chastity before walking out. On the way to the pews as the other guest were starting to arrive, I swished my hand around in the bowl of holy water to rinse his cum off my hand.
Jesus Loves You
I don’t get too many religious blasphemy phone sex calls, but I do get some and they are usually funny. I am an agnostic, so it’s not difficult for me to make fun of ones that are religious. One called the other night I had a great deal of fun ridiculing. First off, he asked me if I knew the song, “Jesus Loves The Little ….”. I said yes, I knew the song from when I was a little girl. So he asked me to sing it a few times for him. Odd, but ok, I can do that.
Then he asks me to change up the lyrics to “Jesus Fucks The Little ….” LOL, Um, ok….So Then we started talking about the way in church they give you the little wafer thing that’s supposed to represent the body or flesh of Christ. Now, I’m not Catholic myself, so have never taken any Holy Communion or anything of that nature, but have seen this in movies. And how they are given little cups of red wine to represent the blood of Christ. Well even though I’m not very familiar with the Bible myself, I know they talk about the water being turned into wine. I said what if the cum of Jesus was turned into wine, then when they have their little sips of wine at church, it will be like they are drinking Jesus’s cum.
He loved it! He said he might cum on his Bible. I’ve got another guy that calls that’s a Muslim and he likes to cum on his Koran. So ones of different religions are certainly into religious blasphemy. Ones that have called me in the past have usually been Catholic, but this new callers wasn’t, I think he’d been raised a Southern Baptist, so ones from different types of faiths do partake in this masturbatory pleasure that is religious blasphemy phone sex. There are Baby Jesus butt plugs, and Christ on the Cross dildos, so people are into these things.
Religious Blasphemy Phone Sex
Are you looking for religious blasphemy phone sex? Are you a deluded bible thumper who’s time has come to be ridiculed? Then you’ll like me, I’m pretty much of an atheist and would love to mock you and your ridiculous ways. I know the very religious wouldn’t be on a site like this…Or would they? Many religious nuts are very pervy, not a doubt about it. It’s always the “pillars of the community types” that seem to get embroiled in the scandals, right?
I well recall the falls from grace of everyone from Jimmy Swaggart to Jim Bakker, yup, I remember the “I have sinned” speech! I can say Jesus Fucking Christ as much as you want me to. One man that used to call was an English Vicar, and he used to get so hot when I’d swear and take the lord’s name in vain as he stroked his cock and told me what a horny sinner he was as I laughed at him, but he did love his religious blasphemy phone sex. Baby Jesus butt plugs anyone? Oh yes, they do exist, Google them, very sweet, the idea of sticking a silicone toy up your ass in the shape of a “holy son of God”.
Maybe you’re more the I’m gonna stick a crucifix up my ass sort? Religious blasphemy phone sex often appeals to ones who were raised in an overly religious environment and this got mixed up in their minds during their sexually formative years and they now get off on mixing religion and sex, pretty weird really, but then I find it odd people need an imaginary sky father to blame and look to for the answers, all quite odd to me. If you are looking for this kind of call though, I will have you cumming on your precious Bible in no time…
