“One, Two, Three, Four! Poke My Pussy Til It’s Sore!”

Some callers have unusual things they need and want to talk about on calls. Not everyone is calling for a blow job description or similar type of call. Some guys have some unusual fantasies and can also have some humor they are expressing in their fantasies. I had a caller today that had a cheer for me to repeat back to him. I don’t get those calls very often, but they do come around a few times a year.

I’ve had ones rewrite the lyrics to pop songs and want me to sing them to them, with the lyrics very naughty and sexual, and a few with the cheerleader fantasies. “One, two, three, four! Poke my pussy til it’s sore!” I kid you not. He said it wasn’t helping that I was laughing, but come on, you’d laugh too! The creativity some have with their imaginings can be something else for sure. I rather enjoy calls like this, where I’m sent a script, or lyrics and told to brush up on it a bit before the call to practice it and many times they even include stage directions in brackets for the tone and inflection they want.

Some can be very picky, they know exactly what they want and nothing less will do. I’ve found even recordings clients, ones that never call yet that have me make them custom recordings, some also will have directions for me to follow so certain words are emphasized, etc. They know what they want and can be demanding, but I’m up for the ask, so bring it on!