Phone Sex Quickies

Are you a “Minute Man”, or as we girls in the industry so succinctly call you, “A Two Pump Chump”, or a “1 Minute Wonder”? Ha ha…Tons of guys are sadly premature ejaculators, you can train yourself out of it, but most don’t seem to have the willpower or desire to change that. Many guys that call paid lines are just looking for a girl to finish them off basically, I can’t even count the number of guys that tell me, “Oh, I’ve been at this for 30-60 minutes already.”

Most girls and companies have a standard 10 minute minimum. I decided when I started this line that I would have a 5 minute one. Why? Because I’d be potentially losing out on all the minute men and two pump chumps! Yes, it’s annoying, but they do add up. Some of my best and longest term clients of over 5 years are always under 5 minutes, some are 2-3 minutes! A guy that is that length would never consider a 10 minute minimum service, he’d be paying for 1/3-1/2 the time he actually uses. I am happy to deal with the short callers. You might disappoint your real life lovers with your antics, but I am happy to do a 5 minute call with you.

Why not offer less than 5 minutes minimum? Well, it takes nearly that long to fill out the billing info into the screen for my payment processor, it doesn’t really make much sense to spend 5 minutes filling that out for a 2 minute caller. Believe me, you won’t find many places offering you less than 10 minutes. I think many guys grew up jerking off quickly to avoid being caught, and even though they are now adults and have no such concerns, the behavior stayed to hurry up and that’s just the way they remain to this day. So if you want a 5 minute quickie, by all means call!