Religious Blasphemy Phone Sex

Are you looking for religious blasphemy phone sex? Are you a deluded bible thumper who’s time has come to be ridiculed? Then you’ll like me, I’m pretty much of an atheist and would love to mock you and your ridiculous ways. I know the very religious wouldn’t be on a site like this…Or would they? Many religious nuts are very pervy, not a doubt about it. It’s always the “pillars of the community types” that seem to get embroiled in the scandals, right?

I well recall the falls from grace of everyone from Jimmy Swaggart to Jim Bakker, yup, I remember the “I have sinned” speech! I can say Jesus Fucking Christ as much as you want me to. One man that used to call was an English Vicar, and he used to get so hot when I’d swear and take the lord’s name in vain as he stroked his cock and told me what a horny sinner he was as I laughed at him, but he did love his religious blasphemy phone sex. Baby Jesus butt plugs anyone? Oh yes, they do exist, Google them, very sweet, the idea of sticking a silicone toy up your ass in the shape of a “holy son of God”.

Maybe you’re more the I’m gonna stick a crucifix up my ass sort? Religious blasphemy phone sex often appeals to ones who were raised in an overly religious environment and this got mixed up in their minds during their sexually formative years and they now get off on mixing religion and sex, pretty weird really, but then I find it odd people need an imaginary sky father to blame and look to for the answers, all quite odd to me. If you are looking for this kind of call though, I will have you cumming on your precious Bible in no time…