Some callers have bizarre fetishes, one of them is fart fetish. They wish to have ladies sit on their faces and blow farts right up their nose. Not appealing for most people for sure, but there are ones out there that do have this odd fixation. One of the callers I have into this liked the idea when I mentioned it to him of filling scuba tanks not with the standard oxygen, but with farts. I don’t think they’d last too long inhaling nothing but farts, since there’s a very small amount of oxygen in farts.

Some callers like me to make sounds with my mouth while on calls, which you honestly feel quite ridiculous doing, but hey, it’s their dime, it’s what they are paying for. If me talking about sitting on your face after I’ve had a dinner of cabbage rolls and lots of carbonated beverages gets you going, be my guest. I could blast away up your nose until you rolled out of bed and couldn’t walk. Men into this usually are quite submissive and seek female domination to a good degree, or they’d not want this sort of behavior in the first place.

Have you a thing for fart fetish? Does just thinking about onions, beans, cabbage and eggs make your dick hard? All those things that make pungent, sulphury farts. You could be tied down, no way to escape, and me sitting on your face, you on the edge of suffocation and passing out from all stinky farts up your nose. There’s much sillier things guys are into than fart fetish, believe me, but it’s just one of those odd topics that’s makes people laugh when you tell them about it if they are not familiar with it. I’m not into porn, but I’d imagine if ones looked, they’d likely find fart fetish porn, there seems to be results no matter how odd the search is you use. So if fart fetish is your idea of a good time, by all means, if you’re seeking phone sex on that topic, I am happy to discuss it with you.