Amish Phone Sex
If someone mentioned “Amish phone sex” to you, you’d likely think they were joking, but I kid you not, tonight I spoke to an Amish man and was surprised to hear a few of the things he told me. He said indeed they didn’t have electricity, and the phone was not kept in the house, but some outer building, I didn’t know they had them at all, but he said they did, some anyway. He drives a horse and buggy and has been calling phone sex lines and chat lines for over ten years.
He has no computer, so I do not even know how he’d find out about such lines, I guess some do still advertise in print, so that might be a way for him to have found out about them. You think of the Amish as being strict, prim, proper and certainly not engaging in phone sex, but as he pointed out, they still have hormones and needs and like the rest of the world it seems, wives that don’t want to have sex as often as they do, so they masturbate as well. I asked if he’d ever fooled around and he said no, that would be enough to get kicked out of the community if found out he said, so they made do with masturbation for extra curricular sex and orgasms.
It was a most unexpected and delightful conversation. To think of this man standing in some shed like structure not even in his house using a phone to call someone for phone sex, not your everyday client for sure. He said the worst he’d ever done was flirt with a sister in law and spy on her as she showered, I didn’t even think of them having indoor plumbing, but apparently they do. I guess people of all religions still have a sex drive and passions. I have had a few ministers call over the years, and an English Vicar, so they certainly have needs as well. Amish phone sex, who knew!
Jesus Loves You
I don’t get too many religious blasphemy phone sex calls, but I do get some and they are usually funny. I am an agnostic, so it’s not difficult for me to make fun of ones that are religious. One called the other night I had a great deal of fun ridiculing. First off, he asked me if I knew the song, “Jesus Loves The Little ….”. I said yes, I knew the song from when I was a little girl. So he asked me to sing it a few times for him. Odd, but ok, I can do that.
Then he asks me to change up the lyrics to “Jesus Fucks The Little ….” LOL, Um, ok….So Then we started talking about the way in church they give you the little wafer thing that’s supposed to represent the body or flesh of Christ. Now, I’m not Catholic myself, so have never taken any Holy Communion or anything of that nature, but have seen this in movies. And how they are given little cups of red wine to represent the blood of Christ. Well even though I’m not very familiar with the Bible myself, I know they talk about the water being turned into wine. I said what if the cum of Jesus was turned into wine, then when they have their little sips of wine at church, it will be like they are drinking Jesus’s cum.
He loved it! He said he might cum on his Bible. I’ve got another guy that calls that’s a Muslim and he likes to cum on his Koran. So ones of different religions are certainly into religious blasphemy. Ones that have called me in the past have usually been Catholic, but this new callers wasn’t, I think he’d been raised a Southern Baptist, so ones from different types of faiths do partake in this masturbatory pleasure that is religious blasphemy phone sex. There are Baby Jesus butt plugs, and Christ on the Cross dildos, so people are into these things.
Religious Blasphemy Phone Sex
Are you looking for religious blasphemy phone sex? Are you a deluded bible thumper who’s time has come to be ridiculed? Then you’ll like me, I’m pretty much of an atheist and would love to mock you and your ridiculous ways. I know the very religious wouldn’t be on a site like this…Or would they? Many religious nuts are very pervy, not a doubt about it. It’s always the “pillars of the community types” that seem to get embroiled in the scandals, right?
I well recall the falls from grace of everyone from Jimmy Swaggart to Jim Bakker, yup, I remember the “I have sinned” speech! I can say Jesus Fucking Christ as much as you want me to. One man that used to call was an English Vicar, and he used to get so hot when I’d swear and take the lord’s name in vain as he stroked his cock and told me what a horny sinner he was as I laughed at him, but he did love his religious blasphemy phone sex. Baby Jesus butt plugs anyone? Oh yes, they do exist, Google them, very sweet, the idea of sticking a silicone toy up your ass in the shape of a “holy son of God”.
Maybe you’re more the I’m gonna stick a crucifix up my ass sort? Religious blasphemy phone sex often appeals to ones who were raised in an overly religious environment and this got mixed up in their minds during their sexually formative years and they now get off on mixing religion and sex, pretty weird really, but then I find it odd people need an imaginary sky father to blame and look to for the answers, all quite odd to me. If you are looking for this kind of call though, I will have you cumming on your precious Bible in no time…
