Jesus Loves You
I don’t get too many religious blasphemy phone sex calls, but I do get some and they are usually funny. I am an agnostic, so it’s not difficult for me to make fun of ones that are religious. One called the other night I had a great deal of fun ridiculing. First off, he asked me if I knew the song, “Jesus Loves The Little ….”. I said yes, I knew the song from when I was a little girl. So he asked me to sing it a few times for him. Odd, but ok, I can do that.
Then he asks me to change up the lyrics to “Jesus Fucks The Little ….” LOL, Um, ok….So Then we started talking about the way in church they give you the little wafer thing that’s supposed to represent the body or flesh of Christ. Now, I’m not Catholic myself, so have never taken any Holy Communion or anything of that nature, but have seen this in movies. And how they are given little cups of red wine to represent the blood of Christ. Well even though I’m not very familiar with the Bible myself, I know they talk about the water being turned into wine. I said what if the cum of Jesus was turned into wine, then when they have their little sips of wine at church, it will be like they are drinking Jesus’s cum.
He loved it! He said he might cum on his Bible. I’ve got another guy that calls that’s a Muslim and he likes to cum on his Koran. So ones of different religions are certainly into religious blasphemy. Ones that have called me in the past have usually been Catholic, but this new callers wasn’t, I think he’d been raised a Southern Baptist, so ones from different types of faiths do partake in this masturbatory pleasure that is religious blasphemy phone sex. There are Baby Jesus butt plugs, and Christ on the Cross dildos, so people are into these things.
“One, Two, Three, Four! Poke My Pussy Til It’s Sore!”
Some callers have unusual things they need and want to talk about on calls. Not everyone is calling for a blow job description or similar type of call. Some guys have some unusual fantasies and can also have some humor they are expressing in their fantasies. I had a caller today that had a cheer for me to repeat back to him. I don’t get those calls very often, but they do come around a few times a year.
I’ve had ones rewrite the lyrics to pop songs and want me to sing them to them, with the lyrics very naughty and sexual, and a few with the cheerleader fantasies. “One, two, three, four! Poke my pussy til it’s sore!” I kid you not. He said it wasn’t helping that I was laughing, but come on, you’d laugh too! The creativity some have with their imaginings can be something else for sure. I rather enjoy calls like this, where I’m sent a script, or lyrics and told to brush up on it a bit before the call to practice it and many times they even include stage directions in brackets for the tone and inflection they want.
Some can be very picky, they know exactly what they want and nothing less will do. I’ve found even recordings clients, ones that never call yet that have me make them custom recordings, some also will have directions for me to follow so certain words are emphasized, etc. They know what they want and can be demanding, but I’m up for the ask, so bring it on!
