You’re Wearing WHAT?!

Callers that call when they are dressed up always kind of surprise me. Not the usual ones in ladies underwear, that’s pretty standard, but I’ve had ones call in full costumes, even send me pictures. I well recall the one in the blue satin fairy princess outfit, and French maid’s get up. I also have one client that called once and claimed to be wearing a Little Red Riding Hood outfit. I was speechless. I was stifling laughter, as I had never envisioned a man wearing such a costume.

He said it was a red cape, red wig, red lipstick and glitter. I didn’t ask where the glitter was, I was afraid to. His girlfriend at the time apparently had a big black dildo and it was “the big bad wolf”. It’s the same client that has the balloons blog a while back, he’s a colorful one. He likes reading about himself on these blogs! I do have some colorful clients to be sure with some amusing kinks that keep me entertained.

I had another that used to call wearing fur coats, even in the middle of summer, he had a fur fetish. He claimed to own around 20. When I asked how he could afford so many pricey coats, he replied he’d bought them all at thrift stores, so I could well imagine the old moth eaten things, now sparse of fur, likely decades old. Him jerking off wearing them enjoying the satin lining and soft fur. People do have their odd kinks for sure.