I Fought The Law And The Law Won
I was driving to a friends party out of town, a long, lonely drive a few hours away on a boring stretch of highway. Flat as anything, as that part of the state can be and was so bored. The thought of a drive like this was awful alone. So I called up a guy I know, I know you’re not supposed to use a phone while driving, but I was the only car I could even see, it was hardly a hazard to anyone, not even me. There was nothing to concentrate on except a long strip of road as far as the eye could see. I was grateful to at least have someone to talk to during the journey there.
As conversations can tend to do, it got flirty and a bit hot and soon my friend on the phone was encouraging me to put my hand down my panties. Luckily I had a hands free phone attachment thing on the dashboard, so I thought, why not, what else have I got to do, so I started to play with my pussy. I was getting right into it and all of a sudden saw flashing lights in the rearview mirror. It was a squad car. I said I had to go to my friend on the phone and I pulled the car over. The officer asked why my car had been swerving all over the road and had I been drinking. I said no. He again asked why and I said I was embarrassed to say. He demanded an answer and I said I’d been masturbating. He got this shocked look and then a smirk on his face.
He said he’d avoid writing me a ticket if I gave him a blow job right then and there. I didn’t know what to say, I really couldn’t afford the ticket and I thought it was likely easier just to do it and not worry about it. So he whipped out his cock right then and there and I sucked him off right out of the drivers side window. He came in my mouth and I swallowed it and he said I could be on my way, but no more masturbating and driving at the same time! I got to my friends party a few minutes late, but boy what a drive.
Guilt Free Masturbation
Who exactly is having phone sex? A cross section of society, that’s who. Some people that are more religious and repressed will fall into having phone sex and other forms of online fun because it isn’t actual sex and they feel less guilty about having phone sex with someone online when there’s no actual penetration or body contact involved. For some it is the only type of intimate experience some have had with another person.
For many any type of masturbation is a riddled with guilt behavior to them they simply can’t stop doing, so ones that venture into phone sex are the real rebels. You are actually listening to another person masturbate and them hear you, it’s the next best thing to being there and actually fucking them. Even the most religious people get horny, no way around it. Phone sex may be as deep a connection as they can allow themselves to have with another person since to them unless you are married, sex is a sin.
People need to loosen up and understand being horny is no more shameful than being sleepy or thirsty, it’s just a drive, plain and simple and needs to be met, not fought, not prayed it will go away and is a wicked sin. Phone sex is a god way to enhance your masturbation if you’re not ready to take the real step towards sex just yet, for whatever reason. Calling a phone sex line can be a lot more satisfying than going on a real date, there’s no guarantee you will get lucky on a date, but a phone sex call is a sure thing!
Masturbating In The Car
I was telling a phone sex caller of mine a funny story that happened to me a few years ago. It wasn’t funny at the time, but I can see the humor in it now. I was working at a place around a 40 minute drive from my house and I had just started home when my boyfriend called and was really horny and wanted to play. I said just wait til I get home we can fuck then. He said he couldn’t want. He wanted me to masturbate right there in the car as I drove home. I said it was rush hour and not only not safe, but I’d be sure to be seen by drivers in vehicles higher than I was driving in.
He literally begged me to touch myself and I was thinking this wasn’t a good idea, but I went along with it and boy, I was right. An 18 wheeler truck pulled along side of me and there was also a man in the passenger seat outside my drivers side door. I hear the horn blow and looked up and he was grinning from ear as he looked down into my window and saw my skirt up passed my hips and my hand down my panties as I had my cell phone in one hand and my cunt in the other as the man looked down with great interest as I massaged my clit while talking to my boyfriend all while trying to drive. The traffic wasn’t moving very fast, so I didn’t think I was in any danger of a driving accident, but embarrassment was an issue I was dealing with at this very moment. I then saw him start to take pics with his phone and I had no idea where they would end up.
My boyfriend was stroking his cock on the other end of the phone oblivious to what was going on, on my end. I didn’t know what to do, so I just kept up what I was doing and got closer and closer to orgasm, even with the truck guy watching. I was lost in the sensations of my pussy and my boyfriends sounds, and I let out a tremendous, guttural scream as I can and he went crazy, taking even more pics as I was writing and cumming in my seat. It was a drive home to remember and when I got in my boyfriend was still rubbing his cock and I went over to ride him, it was fucking hot.
Listening To The Roommate
A couple of years ago, I had a male roommate. My regular roommate had moved out and across the state due to getting a job promotion, so I really needed someone to become my roommate to share the expenses. The landlord had actually come to me since he knew I was looking for a new roommate and said a young professional man was waiting for one of the units to open up and it was going to be a couple of months until one of the leases was up, would I be interested in taking this man as a roomie until I found someone permanent. I said sure, it would give me time to look for someone in the meantime.
This guy was nice looking, and neat. He cleaned up after himself and was quiet, didn’t cause any fusses. One night I was trying to get to sleep and I could hear faint talking through the walls. I knew he hadn’t let anyone in, so I assumed it was a phone call. I didn’t think anything of it until I was catching a word here and a word there. He was having phone sex. He was trying to be discreet and quiet, but there’s no doubt what kind of a conversation it was. I found myself pressing my ear to the wall to hear what was going on and I could immediately hear better upon doing so. He was telling the girl he was talking to on the phone how he was touching his cock.
How he was gliding his hand up and down his lubed up shaft, caressing his freshly shaved, smooth balls, and how he wanted her to put the phone down to her pussy so he could hear her wetness as she rubbed her juicy cunt. I could hear him moan, and I was starting to get turned on. He was such a quiet, unassuming sort, but then, aren’t they all? I reached down and started rubbing my clit. I was already dripping wet as I listened to him and he had no idea he was getting off two women at the same time. I moved my middle finger back and forth over my clit and bucked my hips as I fucked my hand. It wasn’t long til I came explosively all over my hand and had to bite my lip to keep from crying out before cleaning up. It was a very sexy night indeed.
Masturbating On The Phone
I love all kinds of sex, real sex of course, phone sex can be exciting as well. Cyber sex I have never really gotten the appeal of. You’re not looking at someone, you’re not listening to someone, it’s just a bunch of typing, which is a lot of work and distracting from masturbating as far as I’m concerned.
One of the earliest types of sex I played around with was phone sex, and it was fucking hot! I used to love to call one of my male friends up before bed and have a nice, steamy conversation and masturbate. I hope my parents didn’t hear me! I tried to be quiet, but things can get a bit louder than you plan for in the heat of the moment. They never said anything and we were all pretty liberal, so even if they heard obviously they were cool with it and never gave me any grief about it. Masturbating is so good for you, I’ve always adored it. So relaxing and sexy.
I had some hot times on the phone with my pals when I was in school. I tried never to masturbate alone and we were all so cool with it, we wouldn’t even mention it much other than while it was happening. I was a bit naughty and played with lots of guys on the phone. Learned all kinds of different kinks to talk about and think about as we played together. Many fetishes the boys I played with liked they’d learned about through watching porn and told me about them, and they were fun.
