My Funny Valentine
I have a perfect Valentine’s Day evening planned for my boyfriend and he doesn’t even know it yet. I got some sexy, red silk lingerie. A fire engine red corset, black stockings and heels and crotchless panties to go with it. I’m going to get my nails done, pedicure as well, hair done, facial, massage, the works, to be all perfect and pretty and relaxed before the evening I have planned. He will come home and find me dressed in the skimpy lingerie.
Dinner will already be made and in the oven nearly ready to eat, he will have a hard time paying attention to the food as I sit across the table from him eating in my lingerie. I think his cock will be at full attention during most of the meal, and of course I will be dessert. The bottle of champagne will be chilling and in the bedroom as we arrive to the bed covered in rose petals he lays me down on. I plan on him starting by licking my freshly shaved pussy until I cum all over his face, which will be glazed like a donut from my juices. I can feel that clit getting licked and sucked now almost in anticipation. I’m going to deny him all week to keep him extra horny for the night.
Once I’ve been thoroughly gone down on, then he can slide that cock into my beautiful, tight pussy and fill me up with that beautiful 8 inch cock of his. He will fuck me hard and long until my pussy lips clench around his cock and milk him dry once I’ve cum hard a few times! I love when he fills my pussy with his cum, it feels so good squirting inside of me, I adore it. Maybe I will even break out the chocolate body paints to paint some naughty words on each other and then lick them off, sounds hot, eh? I’ll paint the word “Mine” on his cock and then lick off every trace of it. Mmmmmmm. Can’t wait!
Premature Ejaculation Humiliation
I get lots of callers looking for small penis humiliation, that’s one of my more common calls. I’ve to date made 9 men cry for belittling them about the pitiful size of their penis. Some men also like to be shamed for something that tends to go hand in hand wit the small penis affliction, and that’s premature ejaculation phone sex. I guess it’s a good thing I have a 5 minute minimum unlike most sites that have a 10 minute one, and I did it for just this reason.
I get a lot of the under 5 minute guys. The One Minute Wonders and the Two Pump Chumps. They are more likely to call someone with a 5 minute minimum than a service with the 10 minute minimum, since they will likely cum in under the 5 minutes. What losers with no control they truly are. You think you’re going to satisfy a woman with that??? Seriously??? No, they will despise you, you little worm. Even if you had a 10 inch dick, what the fuck good are you if you can’t control yourself, you cum in 2 minutes, or many times less some have admitted to me. Many have said as soon as they put their dick inside, that’s it, they pop. Gee, what a lover you are. I bet the women are just lining up to fuck you, NOT!
You should be humiliated for being a premature ejaculator, since it’s 100% within your control to fix it, you just don’t care. You’re satisfied with the equivalent of fast food when if you trained yourself properly you could be having the steak dinner, so you cheat yourself and your poor partner. Well I can tell you I wouldn’t tolerate such behavior from any man, I’d either kick them to the curb, or cuckold them with a man that was a decent lover and make them watch and have them see a real man in action. If you’re a premature ejaculator you can totally change that with the proper training techniques, but as I said most are simply too lazy to try. What losers you premature ejaculators truly are.
Intimate Phone Sex For You
What does it mean to be truly intimate with another person? Is it fucking them? Baring your soul to them? Intimacy means different things to different people. To some it is merely physical. I have some callers that without a doubt I feel they are being intimate with me in a way they simply cannot with others. Not their wife, their girlfriend, their therapist. It’s a special relationship some phone girls have with their guys that call for intimate phone sex.
They will reveal thoughts, fantasies, secrets that they never have to anyone. Ones that will tell me about a long ago same sex encounter they never told anyone about. In many way phone girls are the sexual confessors to some callers. I can understand many not being able to tell their wives about their secretly wearing ladies lingerie and makeup on the side, any same sex encounters, all kinds of fantasies. Even something as simple as a guy wanting a golden shower, he told me he went to an escort for that, his wife wouldn’t ever consider such a thing, so no point in asking. The same for some that want anal, it’s never going to be on the menu with wifey, so they go to an escort for it or just masturbate and think about it and tell me about it.
Some want an emotionally intimate call and want to have me tell them I love them and that’s totally fine. Ones will call that haven’t had sex in decades and simply have not heard those words, these are all different types of intimacy they are sharing with me and it’s an honor in some ways to be entrusted with their confessions they haven’t shared with anyone else. I am here for you.
Sci-Fi Phone Sex
Are you a science fiction fan? Have you always had, um, naughty thoughts about either otherworldly aliens like in Avatar, or fembots or cyborgs, anything to do with science fiction sorts of things and think about having some sci-fi phone sex? Now that’s not to say they are fiction, I do believe in other worlds and aliens, but I don’t know about getting sexy with hem, that just seems a bit….creepy. I have enough trouble dealing with guys on earth, let alone ones from far flung galaxies!
There are however guys that DO get quite turned on by the fembots and sex androids. There are very real looking sex dolls men pay thousands of dollars for that at first glance look absolutely real. Now turning them into a fembot is the next step. Now they just lay there, when in the future they can be animated with electronics and be able to be programmed, it will be giving the humans a run for their money. In the movie A.I. there’s a male robot much in demand with the ladies, a robot gigolo if you will. There’s times I wish I had a male robot that looked like anyone of my choosing that could keep going and going and carry on a decent conversation, then turn him off when you’re finished with them for the night. Ahh, to dream…A Few generations off this ultimate sex toy will be likely!
One caller explained cyborgs to me and how he was finding them very sexy, think The Bionic Woman. I’ll never forget how he went on about the “gorgeous chrome legs.” Wow, ok, not the everyday thing to be fantasizing about, but whatever floats your boat I guess. So if your fantasies lean a little to the odd side with sci-fi leanings, you can certainly give me a call and we can talk about them and I can be your sexiest fembot ever and even do a fembot voice for you!
Darkroom Playtime
My desire for young cock has once again gotten the better of me. I’ve come up with a scheme to have a never ending stream of boys in my bed if I so choose. I’ve decided to start volunteering at the nearby high school. Many of the senior boys are 18 already, so them I can pounce on at any time. I called the school to see if they needed any volunteers for anything and surprisingly they did. Two afternoons a month I will be around the young men. The administrator on the phone asked what special skills I had and I said I had darkroom experience in photography, and they were launching some extra credit classes after school for interested students and I jumped on this!
Not only was I getting to be alone with some, it was in the dark as well, and all the better for groping opportunities. The first day I didn’t try anything, but I scoped out the ones I was interested in and made sure I got them both near me up at the front of the class. When it was time for the darkroom, I think they both knew I had my eye on them as they kept giving me smiles and looking me up and down. I wasn’t in the dark long before my hand made its way to one of their asses and I heard the one catch his breath. I didn’t say anything, just wanted to see how it might play out. He must have welcomed it, since the same one I grabbed asked to stay after class and talk about something. This was my chance.
I asked if he’d like to come back to my place to discuss it and he agreed. I got him in the door and asked what it was. He smirked and said my hand on his ass was what it was. I grinned back and said I wanted his cock in my mouth and he unzipped his jeans and pushed me down by the shoulders and watched as I slurped on his rock hard, 18 year old cock. I was getting wetter by the minute and said I wanted that dick inside of me and to fuck me hard, he bent me over, pulled up my skirt and practically tore my panties off and pounded my soaking cunt and shot his jizz inside of me. Yes, this was going to be fun volunteering like this. My God, I could have young cock like this all the time if I wanted, and boy, did I ever!
