Relieve That Holiday Tension
Christmas can be a hectic and stressful time for many of us, shopping, family and work obligations and commitments, demanding kids and nagging wives. What’s a guy to do to quell the stresses he’s undergoing in this the most hectic month of the year? Well we all know lots of the wives out there have closed up shop sexually and don’t care about pleasing their men, and girlfriends may have too hectic a schedule to keep you happy as well.
A call to a phone sex line might be just the pick me up you’ve been looking for. An orgasm, depending on the time of day you have it, can either invigorate you for the rest of your day, or if it’s coming at the end of the day can help you relax like nothing else. I’d be happy to wind you up or calm you down depending on your needs of the moment. The release of tension in the body can be incredible when you cum. You can just lay there limp as a dishrag and just catch your breath and enjoy what just happened.
Perhaps a Christmas themed fantasy is your cup of Christmas tea. I once had a couple of clients ask for Christmas themed fantasies, and they were pretty funny. One was me going to the mall and sitting on the mall Santa’s lap and Santa had a hard on. The other was very amusing, I really miss that guy! He used to call me at the company I started at and when it closed, we lost touch, he was from Minneapolis, and he liked to imagine his wife having bought toys for the underprivileged kids at Christmas and going down to the fire station to drop them off, and of course the handsome firemen invited her to come in for a cup of coffee after seeing how generous she was with all the toys, and they gave her a tour of the firehall, including the upstairs quarters where they stayed on call. And of course one thing led to another and soon she was doing a gangbang with all the lusty, young, strong fireman. He was a lot of fun to talk to, hopefully someday he might find me again, I’d be happy to talk to him again.
Give Yourself The Gift Of Christmas Phone Sex
Many people might not think of Christmas and phone sex as going together, but they do, believe me. Some callers call on Cristmas because they are loney and have no one to talk to and a friendly voice on the end of the phone can make them a lot happier. Many girls that are providers of phone sex have families and take the day and night before off. Some of us though don’t have families and remain available for callers during the holidays, like myself. Many think Christmas Eve and day must be very dead for calls, but surprisingly they are usually busier than average days, with many lonely guys calling in wanting some companionship as well as some naughty talk.
Some longer calls I have had have been on Christmas day and New Year’s day, which just goes to show you people do like some company on the holidays if perhaps they don’t have a family or girlfriend in the picture. I have never minded working and being there for clients during the holidays, as I like being there for ones that need me, even more so than every other day of the year. I am happy to spread a bit of joy, (as well as your seed), on Christmas. Everyone needs a bit of attention and love, even if only during the length of a phone call.
Christmas can be a lonely time for many, and reaching out to someone even if only by phone can make someone’s day. I am a giver by nature, and my regular clients are given free Christmas calls to show them they are appreciated for their business throughout the year. It’s just how I am. So if you’re going to be alone this Christmas, or just want to escape the nagging wife and kids for a few moments to destress, I am more than happy to help you.
Balloon Phone Sex
One fetish that I have encountered a few callers of mine have is a fetish for balloons. They call the ones into this fetish “Looners”. Kind of odd yes, but harmless. Many use balloons on their cock. I can see using a balloon on your cock as a condom in a pinch, but they are using a balloon in and of itself to give pleasure. One client of mine, (who gave his permission), sent me this pic here.
His Mistress had masturbated him with the balloons and moved the balloon up and down on his cock without ever touching his cock, only touching the semi inflated balloon. He said it was quite an enjoyable sensation and has called me a couple of times while wearing them. Apparently it’s a tricky procedure to get it on your cock with any air in it and vegetable oil was used around the rim of the balloon to get it on a bit easier.
I guess it’s honestly a fairly cheap sex toy accessory, you can get a bag at the dollar store that will last you a fairly long while, and clean up would be easy, as you’d be cumming right in the balloon similar to a condom. People are indeed into different sorts of sexual fetishes and activities. This may not be one of the more common fetishes, but there are certainly ones into it. There are even giant balloons where people climb inside and have someone else blow them up and ones that are into the popping sounds of breaking the balloons. To them apparently the breaking of the balloon is akin to an orgasm. Odd. Oh well, if balloon phone sex is your bag, I can certainly talk to you as you use your balloons on yourself.
Fembot Phone Sex
What could be at all appealing about sounding like a robot to some guys? Well some men have, especially ones that are dominant, attractions to fembots and sex androids. What could make a woman more submissive that literally being able to turn her off and shut her down and place her in a closet when not in use? Or make her more useful that to have her be specifically programmed to bring her Master pleasure?
I do have some clients into robot calls where I speak in a robotic type of voice. I well recall when I first did one, I wasn’t sure if the client was serious, I felt quite ridiculous doing it, but he was quite happy with my efforts, and I have had several clients since that heartily enjoy a good robot call every now and then. Many like to repeat phrases and like me to repeat them back to them in a robotic voice. Many of my robot callers have also ordered mp3 recordings and sent me a script where I speak in this robotic manner and follow the directions they have written for me.
I am happy to be your submissive robotic talking sex slave and talk all about my control panel and my programming with you. My custom made body designed to give you pleasure when you flip my switches on and expect to be serviced until you are satisfied. Do you have a story or script where you want me to play a robot? I am happy to do that as well for you, Master.
Racial Humiliation Phone Sex
Many people do not understand racial humiliation. I however have a number of clients into this particular fetish. 95% of the ones that call for racial humiliation phone sex are black. Men that love to be degraded and called racial slurs, like nigger, coon, spook, lawn jockey, porch monkey. Many even have Civil War era based fantasies of being inspected and purchased on the slave auction block before being taken to their new home on the plantation.
Some callers are also Asian, or Indian or Mexican, and they also enjoy to be humiliated. I also get the occasional white caller that just likes to discuss their hate of minority races in general, or once in a while a self hating Jew will call with wanting to talk about how badly he deserves to be sent to the ovens. Many do not understand why ones would pay to be insulted, but they also do not understand humiliation in general, and can’t grasp ones with a small penis calling for small penis humiliation, and that is wildly popular, one of the more common calls I do.
Who is to say what makes us tick as people that something turns us on that others may not understand or that they might even find distasteful. People are odd creatures of varied tastes and like many different things that only they themselves can understand why. If you are looking to be called names and be humiliated, I can certainly do that, racial humiliation is also one of my more common requests. I’m very good at making others feel utterly worthless and inadequate!
