Balloon Phone Sex
One fetish that I have encountered a few callers of mine have is a fetish for balloons. They call the ones into this fetish “Looners”. Kind of odd yes, but harmless. Many use balloons on their cock. I can see using a balloon on your cock as a condom in a pinch, but they are using a balloon in and of itself to give pleasure. One client of mine, (who gave his permission), sent me this pic here.
His Mistress had masturbated him with the balloons and moved the balloon up and down on his cock without ever touching his cock, only touching the semi inflated balloon. He said it was quite an enjoyable sensation and has called me a couple of times while wearing them. Apparently it’s a tricky procedure to get it on your cock with any air in it and vegetable oil was used around the rim of the balloon to get it on a bit easier.
I guess it’s honestly a fairly cheap sex toy accessory, you can get a bag at the dollar store that will last you a fairly long while, and clean up would be easy, as you’d be cumming right in the balloon similar to a condom. People are indeed into different sorts of sexual fetishes and activities. This may not be one of the more common fetishes, but there are certainly ones into it. There are even giant balloons where people climb inside and have someone else blow them up and ones that are into the popping sounds of breaking the balloons. To them apparently the breaking of the balloon is akin to an orgasm. Odd. Oh well, if balloon phone sex is your bag, I can certainly talk to you as you use your balloons on yourself.
Fembot Phone Sex
What could be at all appealing about sounding like a robot to some guys? Well some men have, especially ones that are dominant, attractions to fembots and sex androids. What could make a woman more submissive that literally being able to turn her off and shut her down and place her in a closet when not in use? Or make her more useful that to have her be specifically programmed to bring her Master pleasure?
I do have some clients into robot calls where I speak in a robotic type of voice. I well recall when I first did one, I wasn’t sure if the client was serious, I felt quite ridiculous doing it, but he was quite happy with my efforts, and I have had several clients since that heartily enjoy a good robot call every now and then. Many like to repeat phrases and like me to repeat them back to them in a robotic voice. Many of my robot callers have also ordered mp3 recordings and sent me a script where I speak in this robotic manner and follow the directions they have written for me.
I am happy to be your submissive robotic talking sex slave and talk all about my control panel and my programming with you. My custom made body designed to give you pleasure when you flip my switches on and expect to be serviced until you are satisfied. Do you have a story or script where you want me to play a robot? I am happy to do that as well for you, Master.
Racial Humiliation Phone Sex
Many people do not understand racial humiliation. I however have a number of clients into this particular fetish. 95% of the ones that call for racial humiliation phone sex are black. Men that love to be degraded and called racial slurs, like nigger, coon, spook, lawn jockey, porch monkey. Many even have Civil War era based fantasies of being inspected and purchased on the slave auction block before being taken to their new home on the plantation.
Some callers are also Asian, or Indian or Mexican, and they also enjoy to be humiliated. I also get the occasional white caller that just likes to discuss their hate of minority races in general, or once in a while a self hating Jew will call with wanting to talk about how badly he deserves to be sent to the ovens. Many do not understand why ones would pay to be insulted, but they also do not understand humiliation in general, and can’t grasp ones with a small penis calling for small penis humiliation, and that is wildly popular, one of the more common calls I do.
Who is to say what makes us tick as people that something turns us on that others may not understand or that they might even find distasteful. People are odd creatures of varied tastes and like many different things that only they themselves can understand why. If you are looking to be called names and be humiliated, I can certainly do that, racial humiliation is also one of my more common requests. I’m very good at making others feel utterly worthless and inadequate!
Come And Spank Me, Sir…
Hello, fine Sirs…While I must admit yes, on most calls where spanking is a topic of discussion I am the one doing the spanking, there are also some instances when I am in switch mode and I am indeed the little slut taking the hand to my buttock. And I must say, I do kind of like it. You are more than welcome to put me over your knee and give me a harsh, bare bottom blistering.
Many men that enjoy giving their girl a good, old fashioned spanking also like to make her cum afterwards. I would be more than willing to bend over my man’s knee and getting a few good swats if at the end of it I knew I’d be getting a good fingering to my no doubt dripping wet pussy lips that would be peeking out from between my legs after you pulled down my panties. Yes, I’d have a few good, red hand prints all over my round little butt cheeks, but I’d soon be moaning feeling you sliding your fingers over my clit and making me beg for it like the little slut that I am…
Maybe if you’re a very naughty man, you might even wish to spank my pussy and clit and make me flinch until you think I have earned the pleasure your fingers can give to my greedy pussy that will be dripping all over your hand and fingers. Do you think I’ve been a bad girl, Sir? Have I earned your authoritative administrations? Do you wish to punish me? I’ve been a bad girl, I think I might deserve your hand on my buttocks, Sir. Come and spank me, I’m waiting with my skirt raised and panties lowered.
Phone Sex Quickies
Are you a “Minute Man”, or as we girls in the industry so succinctly call you, “A Two Pump Chump”, or a “1 Minute Wonder”? Ha ha…Tons of guys are sadly premature ejaculators, you can train yourself out of it, but most don’t seem to have the willpower or desire to change that. Many guys that call paid lines are just looking for a girl to finish them off basically, I can’t even count the number of guys that tell me, “Oh, I’ve been at this for 30-60 minutes already.”
Most girls and companies have a standard 10 minute minimum. I decided when I started this line that I would have a 5 minute one. Why? Because I’d be potentially losing out on all the minute men and two pump chumps! Yes, it’s annoying, but they do add up. Some of my best and longest term clients of over 5 years are always under 5 minutes, some are 2-3 minutes! A guy that is that length would never consider a 10 minute minimum service, he’d be paying for 1/3-1/2 the time he actually uses. I am happy to deal with the short callers. You might disappoint your real life lovers with your antics, but I am happy to do a 5 minute call with you.
Why not offer less than 5 minutes minimum? Well, it takes nearly that long to fill out the billing info into the screen for my payment processor, it doesn’t really make much sense to spend 5 minutes filling that out for a 2 minute caller. Believe me, you won’t find many places offering you less than 10 minutes. I think many guys grew up jerking off quickly to avoid being caught, and even though they are now adults and have no such concerns, the behavior stayed to hurry up and that’s just the way they remain to this day. So if you want a 5 minute quickie, by all means call!
