Tiny Dicked Worms
What can I say about guys with small cocks-there’s a lot of them to be sure. It’s a call I get on a daily basis. Most men have no idea what they have in comparison to others or what is average. 5 1/2-6 inches erect is the average North American size for an erect penis. If you’re below that, yeah, it’s small and the ladies would like more of you. There are global maps of penis size worldwide you can easily find online. The Koreans have it the worst, average around 3 1/2 inches. Their poor women!
Some tell me they have an average sized cock-8 inches, um, no, guys everywhere would be thrilled if that was average, their ladies would be too. Others are delusional and say they have a big cock “how big is it?” I ask, “Oh around 4 inches,” they reply to which I tell them I hate to break it to you, but you’re nearly 2 inches under par. I’m not quite sure where they get these ideas in their mind. Perhaps they don’t spend as much time as I do researching these of life and death importance topics like I do for the writing that I do online, but for the ones that DO know they are not packing and love to be made fun of, I’m happy to belittle you.
One client I’ve been talking to refers to himself as “The Grape Smuggler”. Now what does that mean you may ask? Well, he claims his balls are the size of grapes, and so that’s what it means. His 3 1/4 inch cock would fit right in with the Koreans size wise, so perhaps the ladies there would accept him whereas the ones of North America cast him aside. So if you’re looking to be made fun of, and told how woefully inadequate you are in the bedroom, I’m only too happy to point these facts out to you.
Mommy Wants To Help
Have you been looking for some mommy phone sex? I know lots of guys fantasize about playing with mommy and her catching them jerking off and then joining and helping. No one can touch them like mommy can! Imagine stroking your cock as a young teen boy lost in your ecstasy as you’re stroking that young, hard teenage cock and all of a sudden mom walks in to put away the clean laundry and sees you with pre cum drooling out the tip of your cock and your hand sliding up and down that shaft.
You’re embarrassed, shocked, don’t know what to do, then she reassures you it’s ok, it’s natural and feel free to continue on as she puts your things away. You hesitantly resume stroking then you realize she’s finished putting your things away and she’s just watching you as you stroke. Would you like mommy to sit on the bed next to you and help you? Maybe push you back and take over and stroke you as you relax and feel her hands go to work on her good boy’s cock? That would feel good, wouldn’t it.
She’s older than the other girls you’ve maybe gotten hand jobs from, if you’ve even had any give you hand jobs at all, so she’s a lot more experienced and knows just how to handle her boy’s cock. I bet you’d like mommy’s mouth on that cock even more than her hand, wouldn’t you…Maybe you need to call and we can play out your fantasy with mommy and what you’d imagine her doing to you. It’s one of the most common fantasies out there and I’m happy to talk to you about them and play your mommy.
Submissive Phone Sex
Submission and domination can just as easily play out on the phone as well as in person sexual encounters. When you are in this mindset, it can be electrifying to have a man in the throes of passion call you a slut. You can literally feel waves throughout your body as they say it in your ear. Doing as you’re told to do. Touching as you’re told to touch, stopping when you’re instructed to. Your Master will be pleased if you do.
I love being called someone’s “good girl”, it really arouses me and I love to please. Submissive phone sex, offering up all your holes without question to your Master and serving them until they are as drained as they need to be is a wonderful feeling. Being their cock worshipping whore makes you feel so very much alive and sexually charged and loving to serve. When a Master calls and has me thank him after each spank, I know I am getting him very hard and aroused. Likely the woman in his life, if he has one, is not so willing to bend over and take his swats.
So they often have to call someone to live out the dominant situation they crave yet have been denied in their their real life sexual relationships. Many women would have no part of sexually submissive activities, even just for bedroom fun, so these men have to have an outlet of some kind for this side of themselves, and I am only to pleased to be that slut they are so desiring. One that will find it an honor to swallow their cum and be their good little whore. So if these sorts of discussions arouse you, I think you need to be giving me a call. I will be waiting, Master.
Financial Domination Phone Sex
Do you need to pay to cum? Many men do. They don’t feel they have had a full sexual experience unless they have given the woman involved money for it. Financial domination is an odd fetish to be sure, but one I obviously very much love getting clients into. Some love to tip before, during and after a call or insisting on paying more than the going rate. Men not into this fetish can’t even grasp it. Ones that call up and ask, “Is this FREE?” Um, NO. It’s a business and only a moron would think a site with a toll free number and a rates page is free.
No girl is going to spend in some cases a lot of money having a website made up, getting a toll free number and all the rest of it to entertain men for free. Ones into financial domination, also called findom for short, they are never freebie seeking losers asking for free calls and extra minutes and free pictures, they not only understand it’s a business, they love to be a part of it and tip you accordingly. Sending gift cards over and above the cost of the call to show their devotion to you and their financial servitude towards you.
Financial domination is a rush for these men, they literally get hard giving women money, whether to a waitress or a phone sex girl. It’s the giving that gets them hard. Your personal online Santa Claus some of these pay piggies see themselves as. Many as much as they love to give, cannot afford to do it as often as they like. Ones making $700 a week cannot afford $50 a minute calls very often, yet when they do, it gives them the best orgasm they could ever dream possible. So if you’re looking for some financial domination phone sex, by all means, give me a call. I’m more than happy to relieve you of some of your cold, hard cash……
Lingerie & Stockings
Does the idea of making love to a woman wearing lingerie and stockings excite you? I know many men are aroused by the thought of a lady wearing silky, lacy things for them prior to them getting down and dirty. Some even enjoy the lady wearing them as they are having sex. I can well recall one man saying he only wanted to sleep with a woman if she was wearing panties. Others have said they prefer to fuck a woman and just pull the panties to the side.
The texture of most lingerie garments is very nice and silky, smooth to the touch against their hands and fingers and cocks. Needless to say many men enjoy wearing lingerie themselves for just this reason, the texture on their skin is fantastic, but there are men’s silk boxer shorts that provide the same feel, so I can’t totally go along with their texture explanation since they have their own they could be wearing out of the same fabric.
The look of a woman in a corset, garter belt, stockings and heels is very sexy, no doubt. Some of the old school men are also into seeing their ladies in slips and long line bras and girdles. I think they are either older to have seen their own ladies in garments like these, or else they have memories of seeing their mom or grandmother in a state of undress and it left a long lasting impression on them for it to still be a turn on to see such old fashioned garments in little use today, but there are fans out there of them, not a doubt.
