“One, Two, Three, Four! Poke My Pussy Til It’s Sore!”
Some callers have unusual things they need and want to talk about on calls. Not everyone is calling for a blow job description or similar type of call. Some guys have some unusual fantasies and can also have some humor they are expressing in their fantasies. I had a caller today that had a cheer for me to repeat back to him. I don’t get those calls very often, but they do come around a few times a year.
I’ve had ones rewrite the lyrics to pop songs and want me to sing them to them, with the lyrics very naughty and sexual, and a few with the cheerleader fantasies. “One, two, three, four! Poke my pussy til it’s sore!” I kid you not. He said it wasn’t helping that I was laughing, but come on, you’d laugh too! The creativity some have with their imaginings can be something else for sure. I rather enjoy calls like this, where I’m sent a script, or lyrics and told to brush up on it a bit before the call to practice it and many times they even include stage directions in brackets for the tone and inflection they want.
Some can be very picky, they know exactly what they want and nothing less will do. I’ve found even recordings clients, ones that never call yet that have me make them custom recordings, some also will have directions for me to follow so certain words are emphasized, etc. They know what they want and can be demanding, but I’m up for the ask, so bring it on!
Sexual Confessional
What is a sexual confessional call you may be wondering? Well, some men call for other reasons than just to masturbate. Many have no one to talk to, especially about things of a personal nature they may not wish to share with friends or family members. Things they need to discuss, but don’t wish to go to a professional about, so they find girls like me to unburden themselves with.
I have had men tell me about their same sex experiences, their secret habit of dressing up in ladies lingerie, all kinds of different things they just need to share but can’t with ones around them. I enjoy listening to others problems and help as best I can. I guess it’s the frustrated psychiatrist in me coming out that I feel I can counsel them and provide them with sound advice, or for ones not seeking advice, just a friendly ear to listen to them.
It must be difficult to have such desires or experiences you’d like to share with someone, but the thought of talking face to face with a psychiatrist or psychologist is something they would never do. Many have what many would term deviant desires they’d be afraid to share with a medical professional that might be writing things down in a chart for who knows who to study and keep on file.
Even if there’s nothing deviant about their desires, they may come from a close minded family or not have open minded friends that they can share their experiences with. I understand and am here for you to discuss your problems, desires and same sex experiences with. So if you’re looking for an open minded person to talk with, even if you’re not looking to masturbate, or even if you are after a nice talk, feel free to call, and I will do my best for you.
Lotion Fetish
Now you’d wonder how a man could get hard watching a woman apply lotion to her body, and yet it happens. I have spoken to a few different men with this fetish in the last few months. One was so aroused watching women do this, even to something as innocent as their hands, he bought a bottle of lotion in a dispenser and placed it on the corner of his desk so ones going by in the office would take a pump of it and rub it on their hands.
This caused him a great deal of sexual excitement. He has asked his various lovers over the years if he could just watch them apply lotion to themselves as he masturbated and of course as it’s such a mild and innocent request, what lady would deny her man as simple a thing as watching them apply body lotion to themselves? Most would certainly do it as asked as it’s a small thing to make another person happy and do it.
Rubbing lotion to warm it between your hands and then slowly and sensuously stroking it up and down your arms, legs, stomach, hands and feet. Hard to believe some guys would be cumming in their pants at that, but some are, believe me. It’s a harmless, innocent fetish to be sure. Almost an old fashioned one. You can imagine a guy seeing his mom applying lotion and thoughts wandering and getting worked up and horny. Guys can get worked up over the most normal, everyday things it’s astounding really. But I’m here to help them as long as they want to talk about them!
On Your Knees And Pray…..
Do people often pray to another person? I kind of doubt it. Yet I have a client that has recently shared with me that he has now been praying to me. He reveres me as some sort of Goddess. Goddess Sharon to be exact. He likes thinking of me before he goes to bed at night and as he lays in bed tossing and turning and dreaming of me. And then first thing in the morning when he wakes up and how empty his life is because he only has me on the phone and not in his real life.
He enjoys being generous with me and having me make audios of him doing everything from hypnotizing him to humiliating him to ones for suggesting financial domination, my personal favorite. He listens to them over and over and over, repeating the mantras in his head. When he told me he had begun praying to me, I wrote the above little mantra for him, and he said he’s taken it to heart and been repeating it. Now I guess he just needs to burn some incense and assume a yoga position on the floor and say his mantras to me.
It’s nice to be worshipped. In real life I’m not sure how it would feel, but from afar and on the phone is just fine. For one to be generous to me and treat me well and respectfully is always a nice and welcome thing. I can honestly say no one has ever prayed to me before, so this client saying he does is a first. I’m glad you pray to me, Peter, makes a girl feel special for sure.
Giantess Phone Sex
Are two of your favorite movies “The Incredible Shrinking Man”, and “Attack of the 50 Foot Woman?” if so, you may have a fetish for Giantess. That’s a fetish where men like to envision women of gigantic proportions that dwarf them in size. Some men like the woman to be really big and they be normal size, other men like the women to be average size and the men of very tiny size.
I have had calls with men that talked of being only a couple of inches high and were carried around in my purse, or sat in my bra or on my shoulder. These are always very interesting calls, as they are so unique. One man didn’t like my laughing at him when I mentioned how the cats would chase him and catch him like a mouse and he said he didn’t want to be killed by a cat! I was laughing as it was very funny, and the scene from “The Incredible Shrinking Man”, often the movie that first planted the seed for this fetish in many of them, features a scene in a dollhouse where the cat corners the man in the dollhouse and is pawing at him.
Many men like to fantasize about female superiority, and the women having control of them, and them being so much bigger than them obviously gives them all the poser. What power does a bug sized man have exactly? None. They know they could never sexually satisfy a woman at that size, yet they long to be carried around in the giant woman’s bra, or even inserted like a tampon. Men are certainly strange creatures, with their desires of such things, yet it is fairly harmless to be sure. So if giantess phone sex is what you have been craving, give me a call and we can talk about you running around being a couple of inches high if that’s your thing.
