Spanking 101
Spanking is very popular among many callers of mine. It’s actually a specialty of mine. I was surprised when I started this work that it’s much more common for a man to want to be spanked than for him to wish to spank a lady. Yet that is the case. Very few wish to spank me, they want to be the ones getting spanked. There have been days when my hands were sore from all the clapping I would do making spanking noises.
One used to have me do calls in the bathroom since the echo in there was a lot greater than in my bedroom where I normally take calls and the sound bouncing off the bathroom walls made it sound oh so much louder. Several like not just bare hand spankings, but ones with implements such as paddles, whips, wooden spoons soaked in water. Some want a blistering spanking that will leave them marked and sore for days.
Many British clients I have spoken to especially had roots way back from the corporal punishment from their school days, it seemed to have a real effect on their psyche to have taken place during their sexual awakening years. Many others were spanked by mommy after being caught masturbating at that especially has had long lasting effects on their sexual fantasies. I cannot even begin to count the number of guys that want to have a mommy call and it starts with them being caught by mommy jerking off. If these women ever knew the lifelong effect on their son’s sexuality that shaming them caused, they’d hopefully never behave so thoughtlessly towards them.
Cock And Ball Torture
Cock and ball torture is fairly common for callers to ask about. Good thing I have a fairly cruel and devious mind to come up with various scenarios. Some go beyond torture and wish to talk about full on castration fantasies, but that can only be done once now! I had one caller that wanted to talk about me carrying around his balls in my purse in a Ziploc bag. He loved me telling how my emasculating him was the greatest accomplishment in my life.
Another wanted to talk about his balls being kept in a jar on the mantle for everyone to see. Medical fantasies often come into play. One asked me how many men I’d put in the hospital with all my ball kicking and cock stomping! Ha ha, I’m serious! I said it was just too many to count. Silly men. One wanted a sharpened chopstick up his cock, others love it when I come up with creative things like a syringe of Tobasco sauce shot up their cock, perhaps, or some dripping candle wax to seal the hole with the sauce inside. Or a Q-Tip inserted with some Icy Hot muscle gel twirled around inside? Sound fun?
Wooden spoons are good for smacking, especially after they have been soaked in water. Rubber soles of slippers give a good smack as well. My pointed cowboy boots are good for kicking, they leave a man crumpled up on the floor crying in pain, but that’s what they want, so don’t come blubbering to me because you can’t take the pain you asked for! Let’s tie them up, your balls that is, with some shoelaces, really tight, then we can shove, oh I don’t know, maybe that thick knitting needle down, waaaaaaaay down inside your cock, does that sound good? I’d be happy to assist you.
Small Penis Humiliation
Small penis humiliation is one of the most common fetishes that guys call for to a phone sex line. You’d think they would not want to be made fun of, and yet they relish it. I have even had guys with normal or larger cocks call and ask me to pretend they have a small cock for the call. I as of this writing can state I have made six men cry due to my cruel words and taunts about the inadequate size of their penis. It wasn’t my intention to make anyone cry, yet they wanted me to be as mean as possible, and that was the result.
Some of the pictures clients have sent me have been unbelievable, you couldn’t believe Mother Nature had so short changed these unfortunate individuals. As one client put it, “his cock was a few dollars short of a roll of quarters.” Now that is sad. And what usually goes hand in hand with small cocks and the self consciousness that goes with it? Premature ejaculation. Not always, but quite a lot. I have had men tell me they cum within 30 seconds of getting in a woman. I can promise you if ever such a display happened in my company, they’d be slapped and told to get out and not return!
No excuse for that. You may not be able to get your cock bigger, no matter how much praying, taking herbal supplements that make false claims, etc., but you can train yourself out of cumming too fast. It’s just sheer laziness not to. But back to the worms with lipstick sized cocks that aren’t fit to stick their dick in anything but a piece of warmed fruit or a blow up doll… Accept your roll in life and stick to jerking off or take up other guys, because no woman wants that puny thing inside of her! Size doesn’t matter? We just tell you that so you won’t feel so bad you’re such a worm. It DOES matter. Now go and rub your little clitty.
Soundproofing My Bedroom
Would you believe you naughty boys have driven me to actually have my bedroom floor soundproofed? It’s true! A few weeks ago I had to have my bedroom floor torn up and 2 layers of soundproofing batt insulation installed, not a cheap venture either might I say! I was disturbing the people downstairs in the room underneath with all the “spanking”, “moaning”, ringing phones, you nutty, naughty boys!
I’ts a reassuring thing though to be able to orgasm and cum as loud as I want now without embarrassment of being heard. Many times after a multiple orgasm phone date with one of my naughty boys, my throat will actually be sore and that’s the truth. So soundproofing is a good thing. How many guys have I phoned with that were worried their friends or family or roommates might hear them. Some choose to go the silent caller route and that’s what they do to avoid being caught, they act like mutes! now that’s no fun, but I realize not everyone can got he soundproofing route and have a floor cut up and soundproofed.
It does seem a bit extreme, but girls have been known to do worse, like having to go out to their cars and take calls from there so as not to disturb people they lived with. I’m glad now it’s finished and I can cum in peace and not worry too much about holding back, or talking as loud as I’d like and worry kind of thing. So you be glad naughty boys! I can carry on and howl like a banshee if I so choose now!
