Erotic Pie Throwing
To many people tossing pies at a pretty lady would not be an erotic experience, it would be more comical than sexy, but to ones into wet and messy, or WAM for short, it can be very sexy. This isn’t a mainstream fetish, but there are absolutely guys that fantasize about tossing pies or cakes at ladies. They watch videos of women sitting in pies or cakes, pouring custard over themselves, or bowls of oatmeal. Some of the conversations I’ve had with guys into this fetish are comical. Some into this are also into the quicksand fetish, there is some crossover of guys into both.
They tend to have encyclopedic knowledge of movies and t.v. shows that have scenes of food fights, pie fights, or scenes that turn them on with the topic at hand in them. Many Three Stooges shorts had pies getting tossed around in them into the faces of pretty, well dressed ladies. One man and I had a conversation about an episode of Three’s Company many into pie tossing fetish will be familiar with. The episode where Jack enters a pie into a baking contest, but Chrissy eats the pie, so the girls have Mrs. Roper replace the pie with a bakery pie, but of course it’s made by the baker who’s one of the judges of the pie contest. Hilarity and pie tossing ensues at the contest. One of my favorite series ever.
A cam girl I wrote for years ago told me about the custom videos she shoots for men into this wet and messy fetish and what fun they were to produce. Would you like to discuss your interest in pie tossing, or wet and messy? I find it fun and lighthearted and genuinely enjoy talking about it. We can talk about all kinds of food fun together.
“I Have an Apple Up My Ass”
What sorts of things do callers say, well many confess things they have either done in the past or are doing as we talk to them. There are fruit fuckers and vegetable fuckers out there. I’ve talked to ones with carrots, cucumbers, and even an apple up his ass. The carrot and the cucumber I can kind of understand in a bizarre way, but an apple? Really? What makes you wake up and say to yourself, today I’m going to stick an apple up my ass? No idea if it was a tiny little crabapple, or a big Macintosh. All I can think of, is don’t eat pies at his house…
Some have used bananas and eaten them afterwards. Sort of like hiding the evidence in the best way they can think of to do so. I heard of one woman that used to fuck herself with vegetables and then cut them up and serve them to family and friends at a barbecue picnic. I was horrified, thinking of her pussy juices all those poor unsuspecting souls were ingesting. I mean, if you want to do that and eat your own vegetables that have been up your pussy and ass, feel free to do so, gross as it is, but making others ingest it when they have no clue? Fuck, that is sick and disturbed. The movie “American Pie” I think drove the fruit fuckers into high gear, giving ones ideas they shouldn’t be putting into practice.
I’d like to know after that movie how many guys actually tried to fuck a pie, I’m betting it’s not a small number! Sliding their dicks into a hole cut into a watermelon or a cantaloupe or pumpkin. It happens. I guess it’s a cheap sex toy, disposable, biodegradable, just a little odd though. Fairly harmless though. So I dare you to go to the supermarket and buy a cucumber and a tube of lube, nothing else-and go up to the teller and see her expression and that of the fellow shoppers!
