Cuckold Phone Sex
It gets you really turned on to watch your lady with another guy, doesn’t it? To know that someone else is satisfying them in a way you yourself have never been able to. And we both know why, don’t we? Because your dick is too small and not adequately sized to please a woman. You know this. You feel grateful you eve have a woman at all, of course you dare not deny her from finding orgasmic ecstasy with another, better suited man.
Maybe if you are lucky she will allow you to watch…and assist. How exactly will you be assisting? Well, you know what fluffing is don’t you? You are going to suck his cock, lick it, tease it and get it hard to prepare it for her greedy pussy. They may even let you help guide it in or get underneath as she is fucked doggy style and lick her clit at the same time his big cock is gliding in and out of her, and of course you will lick his cock clean and then dessert-and we know that is going to be a heaping helping of cream pie, your favorite!
Lapping his still warm, salty cum out of your woman’s now satisfied pussy. Would you prefer her on her back, legs spread, it spilling and dripping out of her, your face buried between her thighs? Or maybe her sitting on your face as it leaks into your hungry mouth, your little dicklett hard as a rock as you lick out her lovers leavings and he watches you as he rests up for the next round. Is his next round going to be with her, or is it going to be with HIM? Guess you will have to wait and see what she desires you to be doing.
Tiny Dicked Worms
What can I say about guys with small cocks-there’s a lot of them to be sure. It’s a call I get on a daily basis. Most men have no idea what they have in comparison to others or what is average. 5 1/2-6 inches erect is the average North American size for an erect penis. If you’re below that, yeah, it’s small and the ladies would like more of you. There are global maps of penis size worldwide you can easily find online. The Koreans have it the worst, average around 3 1/2 inches. Their poor women!
Some tell me they have an average sized cock-8 inches, um, no, guys everywhere would be thrilled if that was average, their ladies would be too. Others are delusional and say they have a big cock “how big is it?” I ask, “Oh around 4 inches,” they reply to which I tell them I hate to break it to you, but you’re nearly 2 inches under par. I’m not quite sure where they get these ideas in their mind. Perhaps they don’t spend as much time as I do researching these of life and death importance topics like I do for the writing that I do online, but for the ones that DO know they are not packing and love to be made fun of, I’m happy to belittle you.
One client I’ve been talking to refers to himself as “The Grape Smuggler”. Now what does that mean you may ask? Well, he claims his balls are the size of grapes, and so that’s what it means. His 3 1/4 inch cock would fit right in with the Koreans size wise, so perhaps the ladies there would accept him whereas the ones of North America cast him aside. So if you’re looking to be made fun of, and told how woefully inadequate you are in the bedroom, I’m only too happy to point these facts out to you.
Small Penis Humiliation
Small penis humiliation is one of the most common fetishes that guys call for to a phone sex line. You’d think they would not want to be made fun of, and yet they relish it. I have even had guys with normal or larger cocks call and ask me to pretend they have a small cock for the call. I as of this writing can state I have made six men cry due to my cruel words and taunts about the inadequate size of their penis. It wasn’t my intention to make anyone cry, yet they wanted me to be as mean as possible, and that was the result.
Some of the pictures clients have sent me have been unbelievable, you couldn’t believe Mother Nature had so short changed these unfortunate individuals. As one client put it, “his cock was a few dollars short of a roll of quarters.” Now that is sad. And what usually goes hand in hand with small cocks and the self consciousness that goes with it? Premature ejaculation. Not always, but quite a lot. I have had men tell me they cum within 30 seconds of getting in a woman. I can promise you if ever such a display happened in my company, they’d be slapped and told to get out and not return!
No excuse for that. You may not be able to get your cock bigger, no matter how much praying, taking herbal supplements that make false claims, etc., but you can train yourself out of cumming too fast. It’s just sheer laziness not to. But back to the worms with lipstick sized cocks that aren’t fit to stick their dick in anything but a piece of warmed fruit or a blow up doll… Accept your roll in life and stick to jerking off or take up other guys, because no woman wants that puny thing inside of her! Size doesn’t matter? We just tell you that so you won’t feel so bad you’re such a worm. It DOES matter. Now go and rub your little clitty.
