Amish Phone Sex

If someone mentioned “Amish phone sex” to you, you’d likely think they were joking, but I kid you not, tonight I spoke to an Amish man and was surprised to hear a few of the things he told me. He said indeed they didn’t have electricity, and the phone was not kept in the house, but some outer building, I didn’t know they had them at all, but he said they did, some anyway. He drives a horse and buggy and has been calling phone sex lines and chat lines for over ten years.

He has no computer, so I do not even know how he’d find out about such lines, I guess some do still advertise in print, so that might be a way for him to have found out about them. You think of the Amish as being strict, prim, proper and certainly not engaging in phone sex, but as he pointed out, they still have hormones and needs and like the rest of the world it seems, wives that don’t want to have sex as often as they do, so they masturbate as well. I asked if he’d ever fooled around and he said no, that would be enough to get kicked out of the community if found out he said, so they made do with masturbation for extra curricular sex and orgasms.

It was a most unexpected and delightful conversation. To think of this man standing in some shed like structure not even in his house using a phone to call someone for phone sex, not your everyday client for sure. He said the worst he’d ever done was flirt with a sister in law and spy on her as she showered, I didn’t even think of them having indoor plumbing, but apparently they do. I guess people of all religions still have a sex drive and passions. I have had a few ministers call over the years, and an English Vicar, so they certainly have needs as well. Amish phone sex, who knew!