Bizarre Things That Happen On Calls
Some might be curious about some things that go on during phone sex calls, after all, they can’t actually see me, so guys often have no idea what’s going on on my end of the phone. Usually I’m just calmly sitting in my chair as I do a call, 98% of the time. When one works from home though, things can happen that you aren’t anticipating and things can go awry at a moment’s notice.
A couple of funny stories I can share for your entertainment, that show how professional I can be and maintain my composure and concentration and have the caller not know a thing is amiss on my end. A couple of years ago I’d just gotten out of the shower and the phone rang and I walked in and sat on the edge of my bed, still naked and was talking to a caller and all of a sudden I felt some activity behind me, so I looked over my shoulder and one of my cats was behind me. Nothing unusual about that, but then I felt something wiggling against my bare hip. I turned around further and one of my cats had a live mouse between his paws and the wiggling I felt was the face of the mouse burrowing into my body. It’s a wonder it didn’t bite me. Keep in mind I was talking to the caller and couldn’t let on anything was going on. I reached to my bedside box of Kleenex and then picked up the still live mouse and held it alive and squirming in my hand for twenty minutes as the call continued.
The caller had no idea what was going on as his phone sex call commenced. After the call I then ran down the stairs, still naked, and flung it out the door and the caller was none the wiser. Not many women could pull that off. I didn’t scream, but my hand cramped from holding it in the same position for so long and I didn’t want to squeeze the mouse. Later when I went outside, I saw it though, the stress of it had killed it. It was alive when I tossed it out, but apparently died shortly thereafter, after walking a mere few inches.
More recently I was given the task by my vet to collect a urine sample from one of the cats. No easy task, let me tell you! I’d removed the hood off the box and set up a flashlight and sample cup by the box that was within my view. Cats don’t go on demand or as often as people and it can take a couple of days to get the opportunity. I’d been laying in wait for 2 days, and of course I had just started a call when I saw them headed to the box. I jumped up, phone cradled between neck and shoulder, grabbed the flashlight in one hand and the sample cup in the other, and bingo! I was able to capture the sample as I was talking to the caller and they were none the wiser. So you see, you never really know what’s going on on the other end of the phone. Usually as I said, it’s just business as usual, but once in a blue moon there can be bizarre things going on a caller would never guess in a million years.
Yahoo Messenger Phone Sex
I always ask new callers how they found my site, and one said he was searching for the term Yahoo Messenger Phone Sex and I popped up. I was surprised. Not only that I popped up in results, but that anyone would be searching for that term in the first place. I have spoken to clients over Yahoo Messenger or Skype rather than by phone for various reasons. Some also wonder if I do type chat as well and yes, I do, for half the price of calls.
Some callers are either shy, or worried about roommates overhearing, so they opt for cyber sex instead of phone sex and that’s fine by me. I try and offer people services they may not be able to get elsewhere and with more flexibility. I treat my clients very well and they are glad for that and that’s why I have some of the same clients for nearly 7 years now. Some clients like to be added to my Yahoo or Skype to message before a call to make sure I’m not on another call or am around, etc. Most of my regular callers I call them back after they message me they’d like to do a call, some do just call the toll free line though rather than message beforehand.
For some, using Yahoo Messenger for phone sex is how they like to conduct their naughty talk, they can have accounts their wife or girlfriend doesn’t even know about and once signed out, they need not worry. Especially the ones that like to do paid sexting chat. A few minutes of naughty typing and cyber sex and they are rubbing out a good orgasm for themselves. Messaging before a call is always a great idea and Yahoo and Skype are great ways to communicate with clients.
Intimate Phone Sex
Do you go for a very sensual type of phone sex experience? It’s not for everyone I know, but there are guys out there that seek it and I am happy to provide it. I love calls where it’s an intimate type of call and my caller tells me he loves me and I say the same thing back in return. That type of intimate exchange can be very emotionally fulfilling, especially if they are not in a romantic relationship, or if they are but they have a cold partner they don’t hear that from on a regular basis.
Talking about wrapping your arms and legs around one another, and passionate kissing and running your hands through their hair and feeling the breath on your neck as they kiss you and nuzzle you and tell you they love you. Sometimes, but not always, impregnation talk comes into the conversation, since it too is intimate and close. I really do love my callers like that and feel close to them in a way I don’t with the others. Many times a man might feel funny or strange telling the phone sex provider he chooses he “loves her“. Some wonder if the provider will be ok with it, or even say it back at all.
Many operators will not say it back, they feel it’s just too personal, too private, but I can promise you, I’m not one of them, if you are in the mood for some close, intimate phone sex, you will like me very much. I am soft, understanding and caring by nature and want my guys that call to feel loved, even if only for the length of the call. When you’re craving some phone love, Sharon can give it to you and make you feel warm and special. I tend to have that effect on guys. So let me give you some “phone love” today.
