Premature Ejaculation Humiliation
I get lots of callers looking for small penis humiliation, that’s one of my more common calls. I’ve to date made 9 men cry for belittling them about the pitiful size of their penis. Some men also like to be shamed for something that tends to go hand in hand wit the small penis affliction, and that’s premature ejaculation phone sex. I guess it’s a good thing I have a 5 minute minimum unlike most sites that have a 10 minute one, and I did it for just this reason.
I get a lot of the under 5 minute guys. The One Minute Wonders and the Two Pump Chumps. They are more likely to call someone with a 5 minute minimum than a service with the 10 minute minimum, since they will likely cum in under the 5 minutes. What losers with no control they truly are. You think you’re going to satisfy a woman with that??? Seriously??? No, they will despise you, you little worm. Even if you had a 10 inch dick, what the fuck good are you if you can’t control yourself, you cum in 2 minutes, or many times less some have admitted to me. Many have said as soon as they put their dick inside, that’s it, they pop. Gee, what a lover you are. I bet the women are just lining up to fuck you, NOT!
You should be humiliated for being a premature ejaculator, since it’s 100% within your control to fix it, you just don’t care. You’re satisfied with the equivalent of fast food when if you trained yourself properly you could be having the steak dinner, so you cheat yourself and your poor partner. Well I can tell you I wouldn’t tolerate such behavior from any man, I’d either kick them to the curb, or cuckold them with a man that was a decent lover and make them watch and have them see a real man in action. If you’re a premature ejaculator you can totally change that with the proper training techniques, but as I said most are simply too lazy to try. What losers you premature ejaculators truly are.
The Cuckold’s Wife
The cuckolds seem to be coming out of the woodwork of late. So many of the cuckolds that call have of course small cocks, that’s the whole reason they usually want to watch another guy fuck their woman, is because they are too small to do so properly. Imagine what life must have been like before most people slept together before marriage. A woman could get a nasty surprise on her wedding night, here’s your new husband – with only a 3 inch cock. Maybe they’d never seen one before so they thought it was normal, must have been a heartbreaking life for many.
Cuckolds have always been around though, the men knew they were small, and they wanted to see their ladies pleased by someone, and maybe they had naughty desires to suck that cock and get it hard, and maybe clean up the creampie afterwards. Must have been a bit surprising for the wife that never heard of these kinds of games before. Hubby on his knees sucking a cock to get it ready for her cunt, then watching as she’s pounded and filled as he strokes his tiny, mostly useless cock. Then diving between her legs to lap up all that creamy cum that’s oozing out from the lover.
She likely got used to this pretty fast, since she was finally getting satisfied by something and was enjoying it. Poor, tiny dicked loser, having to depend on another man to please his wife. They must feel so inadequate, yet it’s all they know and they get so they love the humiliation. Some have alright sized cocks, they just get off on the idea of another man pleasing their wife, the variety of it. Such is the life of the cuckold.
Cuckold Relationships For Small Cocked Guys
The last relationship I was in was a cuckold one, the guy was nice and made a good living, but my God, can you say small cock? No woman he’d ever been with hadn’t cheated on him, and once he took his clothes off, it certainly wasn’t hard to understand why. He had a cock maybe 3 inches at best. He was an expert pussy licker for sure, but I swear half the time he slid his cock in, it just felt like nearly nothing was happening.
Worse yet, he felt he was average size, even though I was blunt and said look, it’s nearly half the size of average and he thought all his former girlfriends had only cheated on him because they were hornier than he was. I can tell you, the first time he mentioned all these past gals cheating on him, I knew why immediately. He just didn’t get it. I of course was seeing another man that could satisfy me on the side, there’s no reason that I should have to suffer lack of orgasms due to his inadequacies as a man.
I did put his tongue to good use, yes, but a girl needs more than appetizers. Cock is the main course, bucko, so if you’re a few coins short of a roll of quarters, you have to expect the ladies will be looking elsewhere for their satisfaction. Small penis humiliation and cuckold often go hand in hand, why not give me a call and I can tell you just how inadequate you really are, I do enjoy it so! You will too!
Tiny Dicked Worms
What can I say about guys with small cocks-there’s a lot of them to be sure. It’s a call I get on a daily basis. Most men have no idea what they have in comparison to others or what is average. 5 1/2-6 inches erect is the average North American size for an erect penis. If you’re below that, yeah, it’s small and the ladies would like more of you. There are global maps of penis size worldwide you can easily find online. The Koreans have it the worst, average around 3 1/2 inches. Their poor women!
Some tell me they have an average sized cock-8 inches, um, no, guys everywhere would be thrilled if that was average, their ladies would be too. Others are delusional and say they have a big cock “how big is it?” I ask, “Oh around 4 inches,” they reply to which I tell them I hate to break it to you, but you’re nearly 2 inches under par. I’m not quite sure where they get these ideas in their mind. Perhaps they don’t spend as much time as I do researching these of life and death importance topics like I do for the writing that I do online, but for the ones that DO know they are not packing and love to be made fun of, I’m happy to belittle you.
One client I’ve been talking to refers to himself as “The Grape Smuggler”. Now what does that mean you may ask? Well, he claims his balls are the size of grapes, and so that’s what it means. His 3 1/4 inch cock would fit right in with the Koreans size wise, so perhaps the ladies there would accept him whereas the ones of North America cast him aside. So if you’re looking to be made fun of, and told how woefully inadequate you are in the bedroom, I’m only too happy to point these facts out to you.
Small Penis Humiliation
Small penis humiliation is one of the most common fetishes that guys call for to a phone sex line. You’d think they would not want to be made fun of, and yet they relish it. I have even had guys with normal or larger cocks call and ask me to pretend they have a small cock for the call. I as of this writing can state I have made six men cry due to my cruel words and taunts about the inadequate size of their penis. It wasn’t my intention to make anyone cry, yet they wanted me to be as mean as possible, and that was the result.
Some of the pictures clients have sent me have been unbelievable, you couldn’t believe Mother Nature had so short changed these unfortunate individuals. As one client put it, “his cock was a few dollars short of a roll of quarters.” Now that is sad. And what usually goes hand in hand with small cocks and the self consciousness that goes with it? Premature ejaculation. Not always, but quite a lot. I have had men tell me they cum within 30 seconds of getting in a woman. I can promise you if ever such a display happened in my company, they’d be slapped and told to get out and not return!
No excuse for that. You may not be able to get your cock bigger, no matter how much praying, taking herbal supplements that make false claims, etc., but you can train yourself out of cumming too fast. It’s just sheer laziness not to. But back to the worms with lipstick sized cocks that aren’t fit to stick their dick in anything but a piece of warmed fruit or a blow up doll… Accept your roll in life and stick to jerking off or take up other guys, because no woman wants that puny thing inside of her! Size doesn’t matter? We just tell you that so you won’t feel so bad you’re such a worm. It DOES matter. Now go and rub your little clitty.
