I Fought The Law And The Law Won
I was driving to a friends party out of town, a long, lonely drive a few hours away on a boring stretch of highway. Flat as anything, as that part of the state can be and was so bored. The thought of a drive like this was awful alone. So I called up a guy I know, I know you’re not supposed to use a phone while driving, but I was the only car I could even see, it was hardly a hazard to anyone, not even me. There was nothing to concentrate on except a long strip of road as far as the eye could see. I was grateful to at least have someone to talk to during the journey there.
As conversations can tend to do, it got flirty and a bit hot and soon my friend on the phone was encouraging me to put my hand down my panties. Luckily I had a hands free phone attachment thing on the dashboard, so I thought, why not, what else have I got to do, so I started to play with my pussy. I was getting right into it and all of a sudden saw flashing lights in the rearview mirror. It was a squad car. I said I had to go to my friend on the phone and I pulled the car over. The officer asked why my car had been swerving all over the road and had I been drinking. I said no. He again asked why and I said I was embarrassed to say. He demanded an answer and I said I’d been masturbating. He got this shocked look and then a smirk on his face.
He said he’d avoid writing me a ticket if I gave him a blow job right then and there. I didn’t know what to say, I really couldn’t afford the ticket and I thought it was likely easier just to do it and not worry about it. So he whipped out his cock right then and there and I sucked him off right out of the drivers side window. He came in my mouth and I swallowed it and he said I could be on my way, but no more masturbating and driving at the same time! I got to my friends party a few minutes late, but boy what a drive.
Guilt Free Masturbation
Who exactly is having phone sex? A cross section of society, that’s who. Some people that are more religious and repressed will fall into having phone sex and other forms of online fun because it isn’t actual sex and they feel less guilty about having phone sex with someone online when there’s no actual penetration or body contact involved. For some it is the only type of intimate experience some have had with another person.
For many any type of masturbation is a riddled with guilt behavior to them they simply can’t stop doing, so ones that venture into phone sex are the real rebels. You are actually listening to another person masturbate and them hear you, it’s the next best thing to being there and actually fucking them. Even the most religious people get horny, no way around it. Phone sex may be as deep a connection as they can allow themselves to have with another person since to them unless you are married, sex is a sin.
People need to loosen up and understand being horny is no more shameful than being sleepy or thirsty, it’s just a drive, plain and simple and needs to be met, not fought, not prayed it will go away and is a wicked sin. Phone sex is a god way to enhance your masturbation if you’re not ready to take the real step towards sex just yet, for whatever reason. Calling a phone sex line can be a lot more satisfying than going on a real date, there’s no guarantee you will get lucky on a date, but a phone sex call is a sure thing!
Baby, It’s Cold Outside!
I love the wintertime, it’s my favorite time of the year. I know most people don’t care much for snow, but some of us love it and can’t wait for it all year. My boyfriend and I made a snowman this weekend and had a lot of fun doing so, and afterwards we went inside and had some hot, buttered rum and some Christmas cookies I’d made. Christmas always has struck me as a romantic time of the year, and it’s fun doing all the Christmas activities each year.
I bought a dark green sexy lingerie item at the lingerie shop I frequent and surprised my boyfriend by coming down the stairs wearing that and a Santa hat. He loved his early Christmas present and he showed me how much he liked it, with his fingers, his tongue and his cock. He laid me down in front of the fireplace and as the fire crackled away, we made love on the faux bearskin rug and he drove me wild. He is so good at licking my pussy, he peeled off that pretty lingerie and dove right down to my shaved cunt and gave her a French kiss.
After I came from his tongue working his magic on me, he climbed on top of me and slid that cock into my already juicy pussy. A few thrusts from him and I was ready for another orgasm. I squeezed my pussy muscles around his cock and bucked my hips upwards and it wasn’t long until I came again all over his cock and he just kept pumping until he blew his sticky load right inside of me and filled me up. He asked if I minded if he had a little cream pie and I laughed and said no, be my guest, so he went back down and licked his load right out of my overflowing pussy and of course made me cum once more. I think this will be a good Christmas season.
Phone Sex For Adult Virgins
One set of people that call phone sex lines people may not even consider is adult virgins. Why are adults still virgins? All kinds of reasons. They may be religious and be “saving themselves”, they may have physical disabilities and have had trouble attracting anyone at all, they may have various sexual hang ups, they may be just ugly and gross and not be able to get a woman, they may be shy, the list goes on and on and many of these people may find phone sex as their only outlet.
Some can even be seniors, in their sixties that simply haven’t for one reason or another had the opportunity to get with a woman and are too shy or scared to hire an escort. I have heard all of the above reasons and more, and phone sex is the only connection or intimacy some have ever had with a woman. We serve a need for many of these phone sex callers, make no mistake. We are the oasis in the desert for a lot of them. Adult virgins are all among us, I read in a magazine once around 7% of the population will never lose their virginity. So for that demographic, masturbation plays a larger than average role in their lives, as it is the only sex they are ever going to get.
Phone sex is the ultimate way to enhance your masturbation if that’s all there is for you. Not everyone is visual and into porn, and for ones with specific fantasies, porn is useless, you need someone talking to you that can help craft an individual conversation just for you, that is of interest to only you. A custom made scenario for the two of you to discuss. Adult virgins need fun too. Don’t judge them, you have no idea what they have been through to still be in the situation they are in, many times it is not by choice, just the circumstances they have found themselves in and bad luck, as simple as that.
Sci Fi Phone Sex
An unusual fantasy some men call up with at times is fembots and sex androids. I recall the first time a client sent me an email about this before a call and I thought he was pulling my leg. I thought, he seriously wants me to talk in a robot voice during this call? Really? I was shocked to learn he was indeed serious and found these handmade, custom crafted sex androids very appealing. They look like humans, until you remove their control panel that is to program them to be your perfect obedient sex slave.
They can be put away and turned off like a toy you’re done playing with for the time being. Then, when ready, just flick the switch and see them come to life ready to pleasure your cock. Talking in a robot voice during a phone sex call isn’t your everyday phone sex adventure, but on occasion they do ask for it. Some have very elaborate fantasies they have concocted, one even combines his loves of impregnation roleplay with the robot fetish and talks about making his fembot pregnant. Now that’s a wee bit unlikely, but it is fantasy.
Sometimes I wonder if these robot fans are all Star Trek geeks living in their mom’s basement that can’t get a real woman to fuck them and that’s why they dream of the fembot to fuck, their own pre programmed sex doll. It’s harmless enough I guess, but makes me wonder why they aren’t fantasizing about the girl next door or the clerk at the store, at least the are alive and real. Your custom made fembot, sexy stuff, eh? The fembots often have more stamina and sucking power than a human woman would as well. That would be a plus, a mouth like a Hoover that would never get jaw fatigue, what more could they ask for?
