Let Mommy Kiss It And Make It Better-Mommy Phone Sex
Most men love their mom of course, but then there’s ones that LOVE their mom…And you know what I mean, don’t you now? Guys who stroke one out thinking of mommy’s pussy and ones that steal her panties and masturbate and cum into them. After they have thoroughly sniffed and licked the crotch of them that is. Mommy is many times the first woman that a guy thinks of sexually.
If you had any idea how popular mommy calls were and how badly so many guys wanted to slide their dick into mom, many times still fantasizing they were teens and getting caught jerking off and then mommy coming to help them finish the job. Mommy has nice, warm, sometimes milk filled titties for her naughty little boy to nurse on, and what good, hard boy doesn’t want to feel mommy’s mouth wrapped around her little boy’s cock for the first time? So many as teens got walked in on jerking off and mom seeing them left a deep seeded impression on them they are aching to relive to this day.
Especially if dad wasn’t in the picture, or if he was away on business trips often and they were the man of the house when he was away, many dream that they had been the man in mommy’s bed too. One told me how he knew his mom had a vibrator and he sucked on it when she was out and would stand outside her door listening to her use it at night, the buzzing of it and her moans, as he jerked off outside her door listening. Oh yes, mommy is alive and well in the fantasies of many men and boys out there.
Valentine’s Day Phone Sex
Are you all alone this Valentine’s Day? Feeling lonely and unwanted and no one to tell you they love you? Many girls don’t like to say, “I love you”, to a caller, but I don’t mind at all. I know many enjoy lovely dovey type of girlfriend experience calls and I’m only too happy to give you the love you are missing in your life, even if only for the length of the call.
Picture a nice romantic evening we can play out: Me having cooked you a wonderful meal, say a nice spinach salad, a luscious lasagna and garlic bread, some cherry cheesecake, and a bottle of wine. Perhaps after our meal we could massage each other with a bottle of flavored massage oil we could lick off of each other. I recently saw some chocolate flavored massage oil, that would be yummy! Imagine our hands caressing each other, you rubbing my breasts until making my nipples harden, flipping me over and rubbing my ass cheeks in your hands, maybe your fingers wander down into my pussy from behind and rubbing my stiffened clit with your oiled up fingers…
After our relaxing massage, maybe a long soak in a bubble bath and then some passionate lovemaking in a candle filled bedroom, followed by some pussy licking of my totally shaved pussy and some cock sucking, sounds like a fun evening, no? I think if you gave me a call, we could flesh out the evenings activities and get your cock nice and hard in doing so.
Relax……
Many men enjoy the relaxing feeling of being relaxed. Erotic relaxation can make you fully relax and enjoy masturbation on an entirely different level than you may be used to. Listening to a calming, soothing voice as you slowly begin to relax and masturbate can be a wonderful, full body release sensation.
So many masturbating or calling phone sex lines are of the wham bam thank you Ma’am mentality, let’s do it, let’s do it quick mindset, they are not in the proper frame of mind to explore such a relaxation scenario. Many that call for such erotic relaxation calls are longer callers to begin with, they aren’t calling for a 5-10 min call. They are not in a hurry and want to indulge themselves and have a nice, relaxing call in a slow, measured way of speaking.
I’m not trained, nor do I claim to be, and most that are have gotten some 3-10 day certification, so it’s not any great accomplishment to be certified in this way. Let me talk soothingly to you as you stroke your cock and balls as you listen to my voice. Float on a cloud of relaxation and cum for me…Maybe the masturbation I’m talking you through can evolve into the two of us making love gently, yet passionately. Giving each other so much pleasure as my lips wrap around your cock and I look deep into your eyes as your fingers intertwine into my long, silky hair as my head bobs up and down on your turgid shaft.
NOTE: As absurd as it is, I was told by my merchant provider that the word we all know I mean here in this post that begins with an H is NOT allowed to be on the website, along with a few other words that are popular. So I’ve substituted the word relaxation instead. So there goes my SEO advantage. I’m sure anyone with half a brain knows what word I’m meaning though.
Enjoy the video of mine below. A client of mine wrote the script for this, he’s very talented!
You’re Wearing WHAT?!
Callers that call when they are dressed up always kind of surprise me. Not the usual ones in ladies underwear, that’s pretty standard, but I’ve had ones call in full costumes, even send me pictures. I well recall the one in the blue satin fairy princess outfit, and French maid’s get up. I also have one client that called once and claimed to be wearing a Little Red Riding Hood outfit. I was speechless. I was stifling laughter, as I had never envisioned a man wearing such a costume.
He said it was a red cape, red wig, red lipstick and glitter. I didn’t ask where the glitter was, I was afraid to. His girlfriend at the time apparently had a big black dildo and it was “the big bad wolf”. It’s the same client that has the balloons blog a while back, he’s a colorful one. He likes reading about himself on these blogs! I do have some colorful clients to be sure with some amusing kinks that keep me entertained.
I had another that used to call wearing fur coats, even in the middle of summer, he had a fur fetish. He claimed to own around 20. When I asked how he could afford so many pricey coats, he replied he’d bought them all at thrift stores, so I could well imagine the old moth eaten things, now sparse of fur, likely decades old. Him jerking off wearing them enjoying the satin lining and soft fur. People do have their odd kinks for sure.
Just Talkin’
There’s a lot of lonely guys out there in this world. Some have no wife or girlfriend, and even many that do have things they need to discuss that they just don’t feel comfortable with. So who do they talk to? A therapist they have to look in the eye? “Yes doctor, I have this, um ‘fetish’, I like to put balloons on my cock, cylinders of ice up my ass and wear makeup and high heels as I masturbate.” Um, that’s not too likely to happen.
So who do they call when they have these private things they need to discuss? Well many call a girl like me. Some don’t even confess their sexual matters, some are just plain lonely and want conversation with a woman. I’ve had talks about holidays where they showed me pictures of their lovely trips, had guys sing to me as they played their guitar or along to Youtube videos, discuss everything from movies to t.v. shows. Who knew guys were calling phone sex lines to talk about The Little Rascals or Days Of Our Lives! I can assure you, they are. Conversations can be so varied, you have no idea.
Calls like that are a real breath of fresh air and kind of like an oasis in our day. They are usually pleasant and often funny or surprising. Many feel more comfortable talking to someone like me than a therapist or psychologist. I am a much needed outlet in their lives in many cases. So many have told me how comfortable they feel talking to me and just having someone to talk to. So even if you just need a friendly ear to listen to you, I’m happy to converse with you.
