Relax……
Many men enjoy the relaxing feeling of being relaxed. Erotic relaxation can make you fully relax and enjoy masturbation on an entirely different level than you may be used to. Listening to a calming, soothing voice as you slowly begin to relax and masturbate can be a wonderful, full body release sensation.
So many masturbating or calling phone sex lines are of the wham bam thank you Ma’am mentality, let’s do it, let’s do it quick mindset, they are not in the proper frame of mind to explore such a relaxation scenario. Many that call for such erotic relaxation calls are longer callers to begin with, they aren’t calling for a 5-10 min call. They are not in a hurry and want to indulge themselves and have a nice, relaxing call in a slow, measured way of speaking.
I’m not trained, nor do I claim to be, and most that are have gotten some 3-10 day certification, so it’s not any great accomplishment to be certified in this way. Let me talk soothingly to you as you stroke your cock and balls as you listen to my voice. Float on a cloud of relaxation and cum for me…Maybe the masturbation I’m talking you through can evolve into the two of us making love gently, yet passionately. Giving each other so much pleasure as my lips wrap around your cock and I look deep into your eyes as your fingers intertwine into my long, silky hair as my head bobs up and down on your turgid shaft.
NOTE: As absurd as it is, I was told by my merchant provider that the word we all know I mean here in this post that begins with an H is NOT allowed to be on the website, along with a few other words that are popular. So I’ve substituted the word relaxation instead. So there goes my SEO advantage. I’m sure anyone with half a brain knows what word I’m meaning though.
Enjoy the video of mine below. A client of mine wrote the script for this, he’s very talented!
You’re Wearing WHAT?!
Callers that call when they are dressed up always kind of surprise me. Not the usual ones in ladies underwear, that’s pretty standard, but I’ve had ones call in full costumes, even send me pictures. I well recall the one in the blue satin fairy princess outfit, and French maid’s get up. I also have one client that called once and claimed to be wearing a Little Red Riding Hood outfit. I was speechless. I was stifling laughter, as I had never envisioned a man wearing such a costume.
He said it was a red cape, red wig, red lipstick and glitter. I didn’t ask where the glitter was, I was afraid to. His girlfriend at the time apparently had a big black dildo and it was “the big bad wolf”. It’s the same client that has the balloons blog a while back, he’s a colorful one. He likes reading about himself on these blogs! I do have some colorful clients to be sure with some amusing kinks that keep me entertained.
I had another that used to call wearing fur coats, even in the middle of summer, he had a fur fetish. He claimed to own around 20. When I asked how he could afford so many pricey coats, he replied he’d bought them all at thrift stores, so I could well imagine the old moth eaten things, now sparse of fur, likely decades old. Him jerking off wearing them enjoying the satin lining and soft fur. People do have their odd kinks for sure.
Just Talkin’
There’s a lot of lonely guys out there in this world. Some have no wife or girlfriend, and even many that do have things they need to discuss that they just don’t feel comfortable with. So who do they talk to? A therapist they have to look in the eye? “Yes doctor, I have this, um ‘fetish’, I like to put balloons on my cock, cylinders of ice up my ass and wear makeup and high heels as I masturbate.” Um, that’s not too likely to happen.
So who do they call when they have these private things they need to discuss? Well many call a girl like me. Some don’t even confess their sexual matters, some are just plain lonely and want conversation with a woman. I’ve had talks about holidays where they showed me pictures of their lovely trips, had guys sing to me as they played their guitar or along to Youtube videos, discuss everything from movies to t.v. shows. Who knew guys were calling phone sex lines to talk about The Little Rascals or Days Of Our Lives! I can assure you, they are. Conversations can be so varied, you have no idea.
Calls like that are a real breath of fresh air and kind of like an oasis in our day. They are usually pleasant and often funny or surprising. Many feel more comfortable talking to someone like me than a therapist or psychologist. I am a much needed outlet in their lives in many cases. So many have told me how comfortable they feel talking to me and just having someone to talk to. So even if you just need a friendly ear to listen to you, I’m happy to converse with you.
Personalized Recordings
Are you too shy to have phone sex, or maybe do not have adequate privacy but adore erotic audio? Well maybe a custom MP3 recordings is just what you have been looking for. I’ve been making erotic recordings for years now and have a following of my recordings. Many guys are fairly decent writers and love to write erotic stories and have someone bring them to life and read them out loud.
I love doing recordings, making a customized one just for someone. Many like to have one with their name in it. Once you have a recording, it’s yours to play over and over again forever. Because of this, many girls charge a lot more for custom recordings than their calls, but I keep them at the same price. By doing that I find the clients I do get order more of them and more regularly than if they were paying double or triple the price. I look at each recording as a work of art that I have crafted for you to enjoy all your own.
Some clients have told me they will play shorter ones on a loop so they can listen to it for as long as they want to masturbate for. One man gets recordings of sometimes just a few sentences long, like literally 30 seconds long, and a handful of them and plays them on a loop, people like all kinds of different things you’d never even dream of. And recordings can be put away for a time when you tire of them and then bring them back out a few years later as you would a favorite movie to enjoy once more and make yourself feel good to.
Need A Girlfriend?
Have you been feeling lonely lately? Winter blahs got you down? No one to cuddle with when you get home from work to warm you up all over? I understand, not everyone is a winner at the game of love and some guys love to have an online girlfriend of sorts. I can be that online girlfriend for you! I love girlfriend experience calls, (GFE), and am happy to tell you I love you and how much I want you if you call.
Many guys don’t have the desire for a fulltime relationship, don’t wish to visit escorts but do still enjoy the company of a woman, even if it’s just to talk to for a while on the phone, a real life relationship demands work, and commitment and devotion of time. Not all guys want to be bothered honestly, but they do like to talk to a woman and masturbate as they are doing it. That’s what a virtual/online/phone girlfriend is all about. It can be comforting knowing a soothing, understanding person and voice is only a phone call away. I’ve had many of my clients since the beginning, over 5 years, and I still hear from them. I am an oasis in their day when they talk to me.
I’m happy to provide such a service as to be thought of as comforting and soothing to these men I talk to. Many have told me I make them feel so comfortable they share things with me they wouldn’t dream of telling their wives or girlfriends or others in their lives. I’m their confidant and their phone Mistress all rolled up into one and it’s fun being their naughty little secret. I like knowing I am there for them when they want me to be. One client emailed me that the phone number was playing a fast busy signal when he tried it and he was worried I’d gone out of business. No, sadly like anything in life, nothing is 100% perfect. Phone service providers have temporary glitches and service may be unavailable for a few hours, or one emailed that the whole website appeared down for a few hours and he was worried I’d gone away. No, my web host was having an issue with the server and all sites on the server appeared offline. I can assure you I’m not going anywhere.
