Let Me Jingle Your Bells & Stroke Your Candy Cane For You
Many times people don’t have as much time to masturbate or enjoy sex over the holidays, and it’s too bad. They are often a stress filled time when the much needed release of an orgasm could prove quite beneficial. Orgasms are a nice thing every day of the year obviously, but extra nice to enjoy over Christmas and New Years. I can’t speak for other girls, but as usual I will be available on Christmas Eve and Day. I have no set hours, but if the flashing availability button is on, I’m around. If it’s off I’m just in bed, no days off here.
I find many times on those days there are lonely guys that need a friendly ear to talk to and I’m here for you. It’s not always a time of year or holiday that’s happy for everyone. For some it may bring back unhappy memories. For others that have no friends or family, it’s just a day that rubs in the loneliness in their lives, when everyone around has family and friends and they do not. So I certainly understand ones reaching out on a day like that when they may have no one at all. And you do get horny, no matter the date, this is true. Your cock doesn’t run on a calendar.
It’s more fun to be naughty, it can be more fulfilling as well. If you do have a family and one of the millions of cold wives out there that’s turned her back on you, but is only too happy to keep you around to pay the bills, yet you’re too complacent to leave, I can’t even count how many of you are in that boat, after the old shrew settles down for the night, feel free to call me up and have me talk to you like you need and deserve to be. Sharon is warm and inviting and waiting for you.
What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?
Ones might not think of New Year’s Eve as a time when they’d be calling their friendly phone sex operator for some “relief”, but I can assure you, it dies happen. Some people don’t really want to go out and take their chances on drunks on the road, or may not have legions of friends to fall back on and go out with or even stay in with.
I can recall with some amusement a few years ago I was taking calls on a New Year’s Eve and was on the phone with this guy for the better part of an hour during which midnight fell. He was determined he was going to cum at the stroke of midnight and it was quite comical to be counting him down to cum as the clock struck twelve. Countdowns are not unheard of, some guys are very much into that, but this was truly my first strike of twelve on midnight one. He did indeed cum as I counted down. Now that’s a lot more memorable thing than watching the ball drop in Times Square on t.v.
I can certainly help you ring in the new year and give you your first orgasm of the new year if you happen to call after midnight. Holidays can be busier than usual for calls since some guys are even lonelier than usual and need a friendly, and sexy, ear to talk to and help them cum. Alcohol can also certainly make you feel hornier than usual and you may not have a willing woman at hand. A willing woman is only a phone call away with me, dear boys!
