The Dressing Room
I was trying on some clothes last weekend and all of a sudden felt this wave of horniness overtake me. I didn’t think I’d be able to get back home and wait until then. Traffic was bad, I knew it would take at least thirty minutes to get back home, so I thought, well, this store isn’t busy, the clerk didn’t seem to pay much attention to how long I’d been in here and I did bring in a few outfits to try on. I was feeling so horny, and I didn’t even just want a quickie, I called my boyfriend from the dressing room.
He couldn’t believe I was actually calling him for phone sex right in the dressing room, but I said I wanted to hear him talk me through an orgasm and how much I love it, and I wanted to meet later tonight to fuck, but I needed to cum right now, and there was a little chair in the corner of the dressing room, and I was going to sit on the edge of it and play with my pussy no matter what. He laughed and said he’d help me out. So he started telling me how he’d start by licking my pussy and tease my clit with his warm, wet tongue as he licked me and slid two fingers inside of me.
I was trying hard not to moan too loudly, as I was afraid a clerk might come in and see what was going on, so I bit my lip to keep from crying out. He was usual was fantastic at telling me how he’d not only lick me, but fuck me and have me suck the juices after he fucked me off of his cock and be his little submissive bitch and do as he told me to do. I get so turned on how he touches me and makes love to me, and he’s just as talented on the phone. I could feel my orgasm welling up inside of me and was nervous when I heard someone walk by, but they went down to another changing room and I could hear hangers rattling and stuff, I knew they were none the wiser for my naughty activities as I masturbated and had fantastic phone sex with my boyfriend a few change rooms down from them.
Sex Toys For Your Phone Date
When some people have phone sex , they aren’t just using their fingers or hands, many like to incorporate sex toys into their phone sex play. Lots of guys like the idea that if they aren’t actually there fucking the lady they are on the phone with, that they are using a dildo on themselves so it’s acting as a substitute for their cock. Some men have even mentioned to me if they know I’m not using a sex toy, it’s just not the same to them! My fingers can turn me on plenty, yet ones that love the idea of a girl with toys, nothing less will do.
Some like to actually watch their girls masturbate for them on cam with their sex toys, big vibes sliding in and out of their pussies. Many guys on the phone will even ask to hear the vibe going and want you to hold it up to the phone. They are rubbing their cock imagining that toy you are using on yourself as you’re having phone sex with them is their own cock. It turns them on tremendously in most cases and they love to watch.
One sex toy that’s out there is a the Clone a Willy kit, where a guy can make a clone of his own cock and then slip a vibe into the middle of it, so his girlfriend can literally have a replica of his cock and use that on herself as she’s masturbating, so in effect he’s fucking her in absentia. Guys love this kind of stuff. They have such egos, it makes them feel good to know women would be using a toy cock of their very own cock. Knowing as they are having a phone date with their girlfriend she does in effect have his cock inside her still, so they are still together in some small way.
“I Have an Apple Up My Ass”
What sorts of things do callers say, well many confess things they have either done in the past or are doing as we talk to them. There are fruit fuckers and vegetable fuckers out there. I’ve talked to ones with carrots, cucumbers, and even an apple up his ass. The carrot and the cucumber I can kind of understand in a bizarre way, but an apple? Really? What makes you wake up and say to yourself, today I’m going to stick an apple up my ass? No idea if it was a tiny little crabapple, or a big Macintosh. All I can think of, is don’t eat pies at his house…
Some have used bananas and eaten them afterwards. Sort of like hiding the evidence in the best way they can think of to do so. I heard of one woman that used to fuck herself with vegetables and then cut them up and serve them to family and friends at a barbecue picnic. I was horrified, thinking of her pussy juices all those poor unsuspecting souls were ingesting. I mean, if you want to do that and eat your own vegetables that have been up your pussy and ass, feel free to do so, gross as it is, but making others ingest it when they have no clue? Fuck, that is sick and disturbed. The movie “American Pie” I think drove the fruit fuckers into high gear, giving ones ideas they shouldn’t be putting into practice.
I’d like to know after that movie how many guys actually tried to fuck a pie, I’m betting it’s not a small number! Sliding their dicks into a hole cut into a watermelon or a cantaloupe or pumpkin. It happens. I guess it’s a cheap sex toy, disposable, biodegradable, just a little odd though. Fairly harmless though. So I dare you to go to the supermarket and buy a cucumber and a tube of lube, nothing else-and go up to the teller and see her expression and that of the fellow shoppers!
I Fought The Law And The Law Won
I was driving to a friends party out of town, a long, lonely drive a few hours away on a boring stretch of highway. Flat as anything, as that part of the state can be and was so bored. The thought of a drive like this was awful alone. So I called up a guy I know, I know you’re not supposed to use a phone while driving, but I was the only car I could even see, it was hardly a hazard to anyone, not even me. There was nothing to concentrate on except a long strip of road as far as the eye could see. I was grateful to at least have someone to talk to during the journey there.
As conversations can tend to do, it got flirty and a bit hot and soon my friend on the phone was encouraging me to put my hand down my panties. Luckily I had a hands free phone attachment thing on the dashboard, so I thought, why not, what else have I got to do, so I started to play with my pussy. I was getting right into it and all of a sudden saw flashing lights in the rearview mirror. It was a squad car. I said I had to go to my friend on the phone and I pulled the car over. The officer asked why my car had been swerving all over the road and had I been drinking. I said no. He again asked why and I said I was embarrassed to say. He demanded an answer and I said I’d been masturbating. He got this shocked look and then a smirk on his face.
He said he’d avoid writing me a ticket if I gave him a blow job right then and there. I didn’t know what to say, I really couldn’t afford the ticket and I thought it was likely easier just to do it and not worry about it. So he whipped out his cock right then and there and I sucked him off right out of the drivers side window. He came in my mouth and I swallowed it and he said I could be on my way, but no more masturbating and driving at the same time! I got to my friends party a few minutes late, but boy what a drive.
Guilt Free Masturbation
Who exactly is having phone sex? A cross section of society, that’s who. Some people that are more religious and repressed will fall into having phone sex and other forms of online fun because it isn’t actual sex and they feel less guilty about having phone sex with someone online when there’s no actual penetration or body contact involved. For some it is the only type of intimate experience some have had with another person.
For many any type of masturbation is a riddled with guilt behavior to them they simply can’t stop doing, so ones that venture into phone sex are the real rebels. You are actually listening to another person masturbate and them hear you, it’s the next best thing to being there and actually fucking them. Even the most religious people get horny, no way around it. Phone sex may be as deep a connection as they can allow themselves to have with another person since to them unless you are married, sex is a sin.
People need to loosen up and understand being horny is no more shameful than being sleepy or thirsty, it’s just a drive, plain and simple and needs to be met, not fought, not prayed it will go away and is a wicked sin. Phone sex is a god way to enhance your masturbation if you’re not ready to take the real step towards sex just yet, for whatever reason. Calling a phone sex line can be a lot more satisfying than going on a real date, there’s no guarantee you will get lucky on a date, but a phone sex call is a sure thing!
