Bizarre Things That Happen On Calls
Some might be curious about some things that go on during phone sex calls, after all, they can’t actually see me, so guys often have no idea what’s going on on my end of the phone. Usually I’m just calmly sitting in my chair as I do a call, 98% of the time. When one works from home though, things can happen that you aren’t anticipating and things can go awry at a moment’s notice.
A couple of funny stories I can share for your entertainment, that show how professional I can be and maintain my composure and concentration and have the caller not know a thing is amiss on my end. A couple of years ago I’d just gotten out of the shower and the phone rang and I walked in and sat on the edge of my bed, still naked and was talking to a caller and all of a sudden I felt some activity behind me, so I looked over my shoulder and one of my cats was behind me. Nothing unusual about that, but then I felt something wiggling against my bare hip. I turned around further and one of my cats had a live mouse between his paws and the wiggling I felt was the face of the mouse burrowing into my body. It’s a wonder it didn’t bite me. Keep in mind I was talking to the caller and couldn’t let on anything was going on. I reached to my bedside box of Kleenex and then picked up the still live mouse and held it alive and squirming in my hand for twenty minutes as the call continued.
The caller had no idea what was going on as his phone sex call commenced. After the call I then ran down the stairs, still naked, and flung it out the door and the caller was none the wiser. Not many women could pull that off. I didn’t scream, but my hand cramped from holding it in the same position for so long and I didn’t want to squeeze the mouse. Later when I went outside, I saw it though, the stress of it had killed it. It was alive when I tossed it out, but apparently died shortly thereafter, after walking a mere few inches.
More recently I was given the task by my vet to collect a urine sample from one of the cats. No easy task, let me tell you! I’d removed the hood off the box and set up a flashlight and sample cup by the box that was within my view. Cats don’t go on demand or as often as people and it can take a couple of days to get the opportunity. I’d been laying in wait for 2 days, and of course I had just started a call when I saw them headed to the box. I jumped up, phone cradled between neck and shoulder, grabbed the flashlight in one hand and the sample cup in the other, and bingo! I was able to capture the sample as I was talking to the caller and they were none the wiser. So you see, you never really know what’s going on on the other end of the phone. Usually as I said, it’s just business as usual, but once in a blue moon there can be bizarre things going on a caller would never guess in a million years.
To All The Lonely Guys, I’m Here To Help!
Do you have a cold fish wife that won’t give you sex anymore? Does she have you by the balls and you’re just too weak to leave, or have kids you’re not wanting to disrupt their lives by breaking up your marriage until they are older? Tired of jerking off in the guest room alone to porn while the stone faced bitch in the next room plans how to spend your money while not giving you anything in return? Well you’re not alone my friend, that boat is full of other deprived and pussy whipped husbands.
So what is the answer for you? Too fearful to go to an escort or get a girlfriend? Well phone sex is a good answer for many of you. It can heighten your masturbation experience and keep you sane until you kick the bitch to the curb where she belongs. Phone sex is the next best thing to real sex, you get company as you masturbate and someone to talk sexy to you and describe what I’d do to you and what you’d do to me. Maybe you have specific fantasies you’d like to talk about that your wife has no interest in or desire to help you with.
Phone sex is all some of you will get. I know many of you are inherently weak individuals that are comfortable in your self made prisons and cannot fathom actually leaving. It’s like the canary in the cage so long that once the door is finally left open they won’t even try to escape anymore. You’d been effectively emasculated, yet you get lonely too and desire companionship, even if only over the phone for a few stolen moments. Call me, I can be that ear for you to talk to. Maybe I’m a bit too direct for some of you. Some of you whiners annoy the hell out of me since no one is pointing a gun to your head to stay in the situation that you’re in, but I will do my best to help you in whatever way I can. So pick up the phone and call a woman that’s interested in what you have to say for a change.
Submissive Phone Sex
Submission and domination can just as easily play out on the phone as well as in person sexual encounters. When you are in this mindset, it can be electrifying to have a man in the throes of passion call you a slut. You can literally feel waves throughout your body as they say it in your ear. Doing as you’re told to do. Touching as you’re told to touch, stopping when you’re instructed to. Your Master will be pleased if you do.
I love being called someone’s “good girl”, it really arouses me and I love to please. Submissive phone sex, offering up all your holes without question to your Master and serving them until they are as drained as they need to be is a wonderful feeling. Being their cock worshipping whore makes you feel so very much alive and sexually charged and loving to serve. When a Master calls and has me thank him after each spank, I know I am getting him very hard and aroused. Likely the woman in his life, if he has one, is not so willing to bend over and take his swats.
So they often have to call someone to live out the dominant situation they crave yet have been denied in their their real life sexual relationships. Many women would have no part of sexually submissive activities, even just for bedroom fun, so these men have to have an outlet of some kind for this side of themselves, and I am only to pleased to be that slut they are so desiring. One that will find it an honor to swallow their cum and be their good little whore. So if these sorts of discussions arouse you, I think you need to be giving me a call. I will be waiting, Master.
