Baby, It’s Cold Outside!
I love the wintertime, it’s my favorite time of the year. I know most people don’t care much for snow, but some of us love it and can’t wait for it all year. My boyfriend and I made a snowman this weekend and had a lot of fun doing so, and afterwards we went inside and had some hot, buttered rum and some Christmas cookies I’d made. Christmas always has struck me as a romantic time of the year, and it’s fun doing all the Christmas activities each year.
I bought a dark green sexy lingerie item at the lingerie shop I frequent and surprised my boyfriend by coming down the stairs wearing that and a Santa hat. He loved his early Christmas present and he showed me how much he liked it, with his fingers, his tongue and his cock. He laid me down in front of the fireplace and as the fire crackled away, we made love on the faux bearskin rug and he drove me wild. He is so good at licking my pussy, he peeled off that pretty lingerie and dove right down to my shaved cunt and gave her a French kiss.
After I came from his tongue working his magic on me, he climbed on top of me and slid that cock into my already juicy pussy. A few thrusts from him and I was ready for another orgasm. I squeezed my pussy muscles around his cock and bucked my hips upwards and it wasn’t long until I came again all over his cock and he just kept pumping until he blew his sticky load right inside of me and filled me up. He asked if I minded if he had a little cream pie and I laughed and said no, be my guest, so he went back down and licked his load right out of my overflowing pussy and of course made me cum once more. I think this will be a good Christmas season.
Phone Sex For Adult Virgins
One set of people that call phone sex lines people may not even consider is adult virgins. Why are adults still virgins? All kinds of reasons. They may be religious and be “saving themselves”, they may have physical disabilities and have had trouble attracting anyone at all, they may have various sexual hang ups, they may be just ugly and gross and not be able to get a woman, they may be shy, the list goes on and on and many of these people may find phone sex as their only outlet.
Some can even be seniors, in their sixties that simply haven’t for one reason or another had the opportunity to get with a woman and are too shy or scared to hire an escort. I have heard all of the above reasons and more, and phone sex is the only connection or intimacy some have ever had with a woman. We serve a need for many of these phone sex callers, make no mistake. We are the oasis in the desert for a lot of them. Adult virgins are all among us, I read in a magazine once around 7% of the population will never lose their virginity. So for that demographic, masturbation plays a larger than average role in their lives, as it is the only sex they are ever going to get.
Phone sex is the ultimate way to enhance your masturbation if that’s all there is for you. Not everyone is visual and into porn, and for ones with specific fantasies, porn is useless, you need someone talking to you that can help craft an individual conversation just for you, that is of interest to only you. A custom made scenario for the two of you to discuss. Adult virgins need fun too. Don’t judge them, you have no idea what they have been through to still be in the situation they are in, many times it is not by choice, just the circumstances they have found themselves in and bad luck, as simple as that.
Sci Fi Phone Sex
An unusual fantasy some men call up with at times is fembots and sex androids. I recall the first time a client sent me an email about this before a call and I thought he was pulling my leg. I thought, he seriously wants me to talk in a robot voice during this call? Really? I was shocked to learn he was indeed serious and found these handmade, custom crafted sex androids very appealing. They look like humans, until you remove their control panel that is to program them to be your perfect obedient sex slave.
They can be put away and turned off like a toy you’re done playing with for the time being. Then, when ready, just flick the switch and see them come to life ready to pleasure your cock. Talking in a robot voice during a phone sex call isn’t your everyday phone sex adventure, but on occasion they do ask for it. Some have very elaborate fantasies they have concocted, one even combines his loves of impregnation roleplay with the robot fetish and talks about making his fembot pregnant. Now that’s a wee bit unlikely, but it is fantasy.
Sometimes I wonder if these robot fans are all Star Trek geeks living in their mom’s basement that can’t get a real woman to fuck them and that’s why they dream of the fembot to fuck, their own pre programmed sex doll. It’s harmless enough I guess, but makes me wonder why they aren’t fantasizing about the girl next door or the clerk at the store, at least the are alive and real. Your custom made fembot, sexy stuff, eh? The fembots often have more stamina and sucking power than a human woman would as well. That would be a plus, a mouth like a Hoover that would never get jaw fatigue, what more could they ask for?
Kiss My Feet
One of the most popular fetishes guys call up about is foot worship, foot fetish, all things to do with feet. Some love to talk about foot jobs, your toes and feet curling around their cock and balls, squishing their balls with your toes and driving them crazy. Others just like to smell and rub your feet, others like licking and sucking on your toes. One used to call up and talk about licking “the cheese between your toes.” Oh my, I don’t even want to know how many days one would have to go without bathing for such a condition to develop as that!
Feet are the most fetish prone part on the body and have legions of fans that want to worship them in every conceivable way. Many like to talk about sending me tips to have me buy shoes and boots to lavish on myself. Some just into the smells of feet, well one guy used to call that would comb yard sales for used bedroom slippers to smell as he masturbated. The smell of stinky old slippers would be enough to send him over the edge. Most people’s feet are without a doubt ugly, so its hard to imagine ones worshiping just any old pair of feet.
One client recently actually told me he wanted to buy my toenail clippings. I swear I laughed for ten minutes at the very thought of the idea and was incredulous as to what a man would actually do with the cut off toe nail clippings of another person. I’m afraid to ask. Whatever floats your boat I suppose. There are many guys calling up though that are very much into feet, cumming on your feet, especially if you’re wearing stocking that will absorb the little drops of cum and make your stockings all wet and sticky and make them want to rub it in. One called up and wanted the words, “feet, feet, feet”, repeated over and over like some kind of mantra. Oh well, more power to them, let them have their foot fetish if it makes them happy.
The Clients Gift
A client of mine recently wanted to buy me a gift basket. He said that was more personal than some Amazon gift certificate, which would have been the easiest thing to do for sure. So he had me pick a few baskets and then he chose the one to send, so I chose a chocolates gift basket, since I adore chocolates. So the next day there’s a knock at the door and it’s the delivery guy with the gift basket is there and it’s huge, I never expected such a large and beautiful gift basket! They guy delivering it is gorgeous as well.
I invite him in to put it down and he’s so handsome I cannot stop staring at him and ask him if he’d like a hot drink, since it’s pretty cold out this evening, his last delivery of the day. He gratefully accepts and I make him a hot chocolate, and we sit down and I tell him a nice client wanted me to have this lovely gift basket. I open the gift basket and there’s a small pot of chocolate body paint inside and I smile and open it and place a dab on the delivery guys mouth and lean down and kiss it off.
Soon we are soon fucking on the kitchen table with chocolate smeared all over us. This gift basket sure turned out to be one hot idea. I slathered his large cock with the chocolate body paint and just lick off every inch of it before he plunges that sweet cock into my cunt. His cock stretches my pussy open as he eases it into me. I grasp his butt cheeks to pull him in even deeper into me and the table is bumping against the wall with every thrust and we fuck until we are both spent and exhausted. I later tell my client what happened and he said he’s glad his gift not only satisfied my sweet tooth, but also brought me some hot sex as well.