Tea and Sympathy
One thing some clients ask about is advice. Advice about their relationships, if they are in one, or if they are not how to get in one and attract a woman. I think people in general, phone sex callers or not, usually do not take advice at all. They ask someone’s opinion until they find one that mirrors their own and go with that one, or not even one at all and just do nothing and sit in limbo. So many call the phone sex lines looking for a dimestore psychologist that will tell them how to fix their problems. Most however are quite comfortable in their ruts and will do nothing.
Limbo is their comfortable home they are reluctant to leave. Change is painful, and if married and you’re advising them to leave their cold fish of a wife they haven’t loved for years and refer to as the bitch, it can be expensive to extricate themselves from, so they accept things as they are. Most people are like this. It’s easier to do nothing and complain than actually get off your duff and do something constructive to actually start to change things permanently for the better. It’s just too much work and staying as they are is a lot easier.
I can’t even count the number of callers I’ve told to leave their wives, forget that she’d take half what they’ve accumulated. Their money means more than their freedom. If that’s how they want to live, let them. They have the keys to their own prison cell and are choosing to not leave the cell. You can’t reason with them, pitiful. They however need to masturbate too, so I do my best with them. They want tea and sympathy, not true advice, as they have no desire to really do anything, to really change. They just want someone to feel sorry for them and agree with them, not tell them to actually do anything.
Three’s Company
This man phoned last night and wanted to tell me about the hottest sexual experience he’d ever had last week. I have lots of guys telling me various tales of debauchery, so I said sure, why not. Well it turns out he’d had his first threesome and it went pretty well for him. He and his girlfriend seemed to be pretty adventuresome types from what he told me and his girlfriend is also bi and loves to play with other women.
This old friend of hers came to visit and they’d had a thing going years before and still have that attraction, so they’d had some to drink and things got a bit naughty and a threesome ensued with the friend. He’d never satisfied two pussies in one night before, so it was a bit of a challenge for him. He was on his back and his girlfriend rode his cock and the friend was sitting on his face as he licked her cunt to several orgasms as he was having his dick drained by his girlfriend.
He was a happy camper, fucking them both, the friend at one point doggy style position while his girlfriend licked her clit underneath and made her cum so hard around his cock and he shot his full load unprotected into her shaved cunt until it dripped down her thighs and his girlfriend licked it all off and then full on went down on her friend and licked out his creampie he’d left behind in her. He said he was never so turned on in his life and didn’t have anyone else to tell about his exploits, so he called me and told me as he was masturbating reliving it in his mind again. He’d called phone sex lines before, but never to recount a real sexual adventure like this one. It did sound pretty hot honestly and I was stroking my pussy as I listened to him tell me all about it.
“I Have an Apple Up My Ass”
What sorts of things do callers say, well many confess things they have either done in the past or are doing as we talk to them. There are fruit fuckers and vegetable fuckers out there. I’ve talked to ones with carrots, cucumbers, and even an apple up his ass. The carrot and the cucumber I can kind of understand in a bizarre way, but an apple? Really? What makes you wake up and say to yourself, today I’m going to stick an apple up my ass? No idea if it was a tiny little crabapple, or a big Macintosh. All I can think of, is don’t eat pies at his house…
Some have used bananas and eaten them afterwards. Sort of like hiding the evidence in the best way they can think of to do so. I heard of one woman that used to fuck herself with vegetables and then cut them up and serve them to family and friends at a barbecue picnic. I was horrified, thinking of her pussy juices all those poor unsuspecting souls were ingesting. I mean, if you want to do that and eat your own vegetables that have been up your pussy and ass, feel free to do so, gross as it is, but making others ingest it when they have no clue? Fuck, that is sick and disturbed. The movie “American Pie” I think drove the fruit fuckers into high gear, giving ones ideas they shouldn’t be putting into practice.
I’d like to know after that movie how many guys actually tried to fuck a pie, I’m betting it’s not a small number! Sliding their dicks into a hole cut into a watermelon or a cantaloupe or pumpkin. It happens. I guess it’s a cheap sex toy, disposable, biodegradable, just a little odd though. Fairly harmless though. So I dare you to go to the supermarket and buy a cucumber and a tube of lube, nothing else-and go up to the teller and see her expression and that of the fellow shoppers!
Tickle, Tickle!
So this guy calls up last night on the phone sex line and asks me how ticklish I am. I was a bit surprised by his question, but not a lot surprises me since I took this job, I must say! I said my feet were quite ticklish and he was apparently very glad for this fact and told me to remove any socks or pantyhose I was wearing so I had bare flesh. I did and he said to start lightly raking up and down the soles of my feet with the tips of my nails.
I started to laugh, which is just what he wanted and he said to do it harder, and I started to laugh a lot harder. He was getting very aroused as I was tickling myself this way and started to ask if others had done this to me. If a boyfriend had perhaps ever tied me up and started doing this to me to the point where I was crying and couldn’t take it anymore. He then even told me about foot stockades, which I’d never even heard of before he mentioned them. He told me how he liked to restrain girls and tickle them all over their bodies until they squirmed and begged for release. I could tell he was getting really turned on going on about this and his breathing was getting heavier as he was masturbating.
He told me to do it on the backs of my knees and see if that had any effect and boy, did it! I was giggling like a school girl. I felt so silly but he was having such a good time and it wasn’t bad, it was kind of funny actually! I must say, he came pretty hard after all the tickling I went through. He explained that a girl losing control like that was very arousing to him, and even more so when he was the one doing the tickling, since she had no control at all over where he was tickling her and he liked to find each individual girls spot where she was most driven wild. That it drove him crazy, and he often liked to rub the head of his cock all over the bottoms of their feet at his tickle device of choice, leaving them all sticky with his precum.
The Wife of a Cuckold
I love cock and can’t get enough of it. My tiny dicked hubby isn’t of much use to me other than to pay the bills and lick other guys cum out of my pussy. That he’s good at. He loves watching other guys fuck me. Their hardened cocks gliding in and out of my pink pussy lips while he sits nearby and watches them go at it with me as he strokes his undersized cock. He accepted shortly after we got married he was going to be a cuckold. He knows I like pussy on occasion as well. One of my gal pals is another one of the deprived wives on the block and we have had fun together a number of times. I’ve also fucked her husband a time or two as she watched and then joined in. I loved it when she went underneath me and licked my clit while her husband fucked me nice and hard.
She is very good at licking pussy, and after he fucked me she sucked on his cock and licked it clean of all my juices, then we went down on each other as he watched us. We got his cock hard again and watched as he stroked himself as we naughty girls went down on each other. Then after I was finished with the two of them, I went back home and my hubby licked my cunt clean of all that gooey cum that had been shot inside of me by my friends husband.
A horny wife always has to weigh the needs of her libido with the feelings of her husband, not wanting to hurt him, but making sure I get the satisfaction I need and require. A bit of a juggling act to be sure, but well worth it as far as I’m concerned. I’ll do my best to be discreet and not make a fool of my husband, but I do put myself first, a girl does have to have fun after all, doesn’t she?
