Masturbating With a Celebrity
One night the phone rang and I answered it and the voice seemed so familiar and I knew I’d heard it before, but not on the phone, on the t.v. I couldn’t for the life of me place it. Then I was walking down the street one day and saw this new movie poster and my jaw dropped. THAT’S who’s voice it was! I couldn’t believe I’d had a celebrity caller on the phone sex line. They`d used a pre paid card, so I was not given their full info.
I just stared at it and knew I had no way to confirm it, but it had been nagging at me ever since the call had begun. I knew it was a familiar voice. All I could do was hope they’d call again. I didn’t have long to wait. A couple of nights later he called again and he was a longer caller, not surprising since he’d have a lot of money. I casually mentioned his voice sounded familiar and that he sounded just like this celebrity I’d seen on t.v. and in the movies. He was silent then said it was him and he didn’t want others to know about this. He’d been into phone sex for many years before he was even famous and nothing had changed, he still enjoyed it and had continued to do it often.
I had this wonderful secret and couldn’t tell anyone I was helping a celebrity masturbate. Since he was a longer caller and I knew wouldn’t hang up and I was attracted to him, I was genuinely masturbating with him when he called and I couldn’t believe it, it was so fucking hot! He sounded sexy and was good looking and was calling me to have phone sex with him a couple times a week for a couple of hours at a time. It’s the most fun I’ve had being a phone sex operator yet, I can promise you that!
Tea and Sympathy
One thing some clients ask about is advice. Advice about their relationships, if they are in one, or if they are not how to get in one and attract a woman. I think people in general, phone sex callers or not, usually do not take advice at all. They ask someone’s opinion until they find one that mirrors their own and go with that one, or not even one at all and just do nothing and sit in limbo. So many call the phone sex lines looking for a dimestore psychologist that will tell them how to fix their problems. Most however are quite comfortable in their ruts and will do nothing.
Limbo is their comfortable home they are reluctant to leave. Change is painful, and if married and you’re advising them to leave their cold fish of a wife they haven’t loved for years and refer to as the bitch, it can be expensive to extricate themselves from, so they accept things as they are. Most people are like this. It’s easier to do nothing and complain than actually get off your duff and do something constructive to actually start to change things permanently for the better. It’s just too much work and staying as they are is a lot easier.
I can’t even count the number of callers I’ve told to leave their wives, forget that she’d take half what they’ve accumulated. Their money means more than their freedom. If that’s how they want to live, let them. They have the keys to their own prison cell and are choosing to not leave the cell. You can’t reason with them, pitiful. They however need to masturbate too, so I do my best with them. They want tea and sympathy, not true advice, as they have no desire to really do anything, to really change. They just want someone to feel sorry for them and agree with them, not tell them to actually do anything.
“I Have an Apple Up My Ass”
What sorts of things do callers say, well many confess things they have either done in the past or are doing as we talk to them. There are fruit fuckers and vegetable fuckers out there. I’ve talked to ones with carrots, cucumbers, and even an apple up his ass. The carrot and the cucumber I can kind of understand in a bizarre way, but an apple? Really? What makes you wake up and say to yourself, today I’m going to stick an apple up my ass? No idea if it was a tiny little crabapple, or a big Macintosh. All I can think of, is don’t eat pies at his house…
Some have used bananas and eaten them afterwards. Sort of like hiding the evidence in the best way they can think of to do so. I heard of one woman that used to fuck herself with vegetables and then cut them up and serve them to family and friends at a barbecue picnic. I was horrified, thinking of her pussy juices all those poor unsuspecting souls were ingesting. I mean, if you want to do that and eat your own vegetables that have been up your pussy and ass, feel free to do so, gross as it is, but making others ingest it when they have no clue? Fuck, that is sick and disturbed. The movie “American Pie” I think drove the fruit fuckers into high gear, giving ones ideas they shouldn’t be putting into practice.
I’d like to know after that movie how many guys actually tried to fuck a pie, I’m betting it’s not a small number! Sliding their dicks into a hole cut into a watermelon or a cantaloupe or pumpkin. It happens. I guess it’s a cheap sex toy, disposable, biodegradable, just a little odd though. Fairly harmless though. So I dare you to go to the supermarket and buy a cucumber and a tube of lube, nothing else-and go up to the teller and see her expression and that of the fellow shoppers!
Gay Phone Sex Callers
Some would ask why would a gay man be calling a female phone sex operator? That is a good question, but after many years as an operator, I think I can understand it somewhat. Some people have no one to talk to about private things. They may come from a religious family where being gay is just not an option and ones that proclaim they are gay are viewed as sick and sinners and they could never tell this to their families or some of their friends if they too are conservative and view homosexuality as some sort of sickness.
I cannot even count over the years how many men have called and confessed they had same sex experiences and had never told another living soul and it was a great relief to be able to tell someone, in all the gory details, what went on and how much they enjoyed it and have thought back on it. Many will relate experiences that happened decades ago that they have been carrying with themselves all these years and not shared because they worried how ones might react and that it would come back to haunt them. Not just ones with same sex experiences either, but some callers that have done things that may not be exactly legal shall we say and have never told anyone what they did and it’s a great relief to share that with someone neutral.
So many will talk about fantasies and ask me if it makes them gay, or do I think they are gay or bi. Sometimes I do think they are, but living in denial of sorts. It’s very difficult for most of them. One wants me to play mommy that is accepting of him sucking cock, since in real life he knows his mommy wouldn’t be accepting of such a thing, so at least in his fantasy it’s a way for him to work through it. Sexual confessions work in many different ways, and I am happy to listen to your secrets and concerns.
Same Sex Encounters
One reason many men call a sex line for is to tell me their secrets they cannot divulge to their wives or girlfriends. One of the most common ones they share with me is that they either have been involved with another man or currently are. Ones that are married, often in sexless marriages, have found comfort not in the arms of another woman, but with another man. They may have had secret same sex leanings all their lives, but denied them. Then one day the urge overtakes them and they can no longer suppress it.
They look and find someone online, and meet in some clandestine location, I’ve heard everything from hotels to Home Depot store parking lots in the backs of vans. All kinds of risky encounters these men subject themselves to in their quest to quell their desire for cock of another man. Some are just random, unsafe encounters, fleeting and dirty. Others do develop into long term arrangements with both men with families wishing they could leave and be with their new found boyfriend who’s been everything they’ve been looking for, but are now afraid to leave their wife and families for, so they continue to have an affair on the side.
So many men I talk to have had same sex encounters, even if it was decades ago, they have carried this with them their entire lives and often think back to it as they masturbate even many decades later. Many want to have such an encounter again, but are afraid to do so, so they make do with gay porn they watch online as they masturbate. I am here for you to talk to if you have such a situation in your life and you have no one else to turn to and talk about it.
