A Cock Only a Virgin Dwarf Could Want
Well I’ve heard of small cocks, and seen the pictures you guys send me of yours, but this call the other night, wow. He emailed me his pic before the call and I was shocked at what a skinny, short little nothing it was. Looked kind of like one of those long peanuts you sometimes find that has three in it instead of two. Skinny, shrivelled, short, ugly. He was rubbing his little dicklette between his thumb and his forefinger as we spoke. He loved being humiliated about how useless it was.
He himself actually said it was a cock that could only maybe satisfy a virgin dwarf. I burst out laughing at his absurd statement, and then questioned that even. Even virgin dwarves have standards! I bet even they would reject his little peanut dick. He told me how he’d been ridiculed and made fun of his entire life, been shunned by women and mocked by other guys. Sad case he was. Yet another small dicked worm crying over his lack of a cock.
Guys are so funny when they start whining about their little dicks, so many are premature ejaculating losers that really should be made fun of. I’ve to date made eleven men cry when they told me about their useless little cocks and I made fun of them to such a degree they began to cry and say how their whole lives could have been different if only they’d had a normal size dick. i can appreciate that and do feel bad for them, but they are paying em to be mean to them and make fun of them, so I have to do my best.
Small Penises Are Pathetic
You’ve got your very own micro mini alright, and I’m not talking about skirts! You’ve got your little tiny dick out, don’t you, you perv. Rubbing it between your thumb and your forefinger. You looking for some small penis humiliation? Well look no further. I’m happy to be the one you call for some small penis humiliation phone sex. I love talking about your tiny cock, it’s pathetic and funny to me.
“Oh, please let it be bigger when I wake up!”, you pray every night when you go to bed. Well guess what, prayers aren’t going to help that dinky thing that you’ve got between your legs. No magic wand is going to make it grow. You love the small penis humiliation phone sex sessions we’ve had. That sense of humiliation you feel as I belittle you makes you so aroused. You really are a pitiful excuse for a man, you know that? Good thing you have a good job, since money is the only thing you have going for you.
Could your balls be any smaller? Your dick any skinnier? Little tiny pencil dick. Useless. What woman would want that thing even attempting to go inside of her? I truly can’t fathom. It wouldn’t bring anyone any pleasure. It’s short, it’s skinny, and it ejaculates prematurely. What do you think is appealing about any of that? Not a darned thing, that’s for sure. Good thing you like small penis humiliation , since I can’t think of a thing to talk to you about otherwise. I wouldn’t waste any time on you. What a loser.
Tiny Nigger Dick Humiliation
Are you a nigger with a little dick? Rare I realize, but once in a while I get a black guy calling for not only some racial humiliation phone sex, but small penis humiliation as well. Now most people think of the average black guy as having a not so average size cock. Some say it’s a myth that black guys have bigger cocks, but if you look on global penis size measurement maps, countries with black men do have larger than average size cocks. Koreans the smallest.
So when you get a black guy calling and saying he has a three or four inch cock, it’s kind of funny. They go on about the shame, the humiliation, the let down women who think they have finally scored themselves a big, black cock, only have them undress and see this tiny little dick that is half or less the expected size. So these poor devils are calling for double humiliation in many cases, their race and the size of their cock.
They just aren’t the average ones you’d expect to be calling about small penis humiliation, so they can be humorous calls and they are pretty good sports about it. Most humiliation phone sex calls can be funny, you are after all calling them names and making fun of them and they are paying you to do so, so that’s amusing in and of itself. So if you are a black guy with an unexpectedly tiny little cock and you want to be made fun of and made to feel inadequate, by all means, call and I will do my best to make you feel like a total worm.
Tell Me About Your Small Penis
I’ve been dating this guy and he’s nice, good personality, nice looking, decent job, but there’s one small problem. Literally a small problem. It’s his cock. There isn’t much of one. It’s been hard for me to accept, but I guess you have to take a guy as the whole package, not just parts of them. He’s fantastic at oral, that’s kind of expected given his shortcomings, but he tries hard, so I have to give him an A for effort. He’s not really into small penis humiliation, but he knows he’s smaller than average, so he’s tried it of course and I did say when I saw him naked the first time, my, it’s small, isn’t it? I guess that was a bit insensitive, but he’d heard it before.
He keeps his tiny dick shaved and it looks as good as it could, but I always feel like there’s only half as much there as there should be. I’m very tight, and for me to ask “Is it in yet?” you know it must be small. He even got one of those penis extender things you fit over the shaft that extends the length and the girth and yes, it felt better for me, but I know it desensitized him since his entire cock was covered. He’s a good sport though and we have as much fun as one could expect. He licks my pussy a lot and is good with his fingers and a good kisser.
I think I may end up having to take another lover on the side that’s got a bigger cock, but I will keep it a secret, since I don’t want to hurt this one, he’s nice, but I really do need a big dick once in a while. I think he’s been cheated on in the past by every girlfriend he’s ever had because of his small penis, so I can’t say he’d be shocked, but I don’t need to rub his face in it either. We shall see, but I will be putting his tongue to good use tonight in any case.
SPH Phone Sex
Sorry little dick guys, size DOES matter. You know it and we ladies know it. Lots of men with smaller than average penises like to be told want tiny dick nothings they are though. You could look like a movie star and have a bank account to match, but if you have a three inch penis to go along with it, you can rest assured any woman you get is going to running around on you either behind your back, or in front of it and making you watch in a cuckold situation, because you just don’t have the goods to keep them entertained in the bedroom. So you better hone your pussy licking skills, since it’s about the only ace up the sleeve you will have.
I always laugh when a caller says they were going down on their woman and she tasted….”funny.” We know why, don’t we? Because she had the sperm of another man that was fucking her inside of her and you were lapping it up like the clueless, tiny dicked sap that you are. Does it intimidate you to see guys with larger than average cocks? It likely does, since you just aren’t in the same league as them sexually. You also likely suffer from the often hand in hand condition of premature ejaculation. Something you could train yourself out of, but are just too lazy to do so.
Men like you should be humiliated and made fun of, you aren’t really even men. You are weak willed worms unconcerned with your partners satisfaction and you should be called on it publicly, so everyone can know the pitiful dud you are in the bedroom. You really should just give up on women entirely and save us the grief and turn towards men. Sucking cock is a much better option for you than trying to please a woman with your lipstick sized cock you are destined to fail in every capacity. For shame you tiny dicked worm, for shame…….
