OMG Your Cock Is So Small
It’s ironic how big small penis humiliation is. It’s one of the top calls that guys call up and ask me to do for them. Small, pitiful, tiny, useless cocks that are no good for any woman, this is what they have. It turns them on when I laugh at them and tell them how I’d kick them out of bed if I saw that pitiful appendage dangling between their legs. That I’d take out my phone camera and snap a pic of it and send it to all my girlfriends so I could let them see how totally useless you really are.
They call up on the phone and sometimes even email me pics before the call so I can see how truly pathetic it is and ridicule them and post them on the blogs and whatnot. They like the odd fame they get when girls post their pitiful penis pics online and say this is such and such’s cock, look how sad it really is! One emailed a pic of his cock up next to a plug of a lamp cord, the plug was longer than his dick, like an inch and a half. As is any woman would even feel that nub go inside, let alone be able to cum from it.
One loser thought he had a “big cock” at four inches. I laughed at him and said in what universe is that big? It’s two inches shorter than average. I said your screen name should be Hung Like a Mouse. He was utterly clueless about his lack of size, I soon filled him in and told him what a nothing his dick was, that no woman would be raving about his lipstick sized cock. Nothing made him harder than my laughter and cruelty, and he came his few dribbles and was finished rubbing his little clitty for the night.
Small Penises Are Pathetic
You’ve got your very own micro mini alright, and I’m not talking about skirts! You’ve got your little tiny dick out, don’t you, you perv. Rubbing it between your thumb and your forefinger. You looking for some small penis humiliation? Well look no further. I’m happy to be the one you call for some small penis humiliation phone sex. I love talking about your tiny cock, it’s pathetic and funny to me.
“Oh, please let it be bigger when I wake up!”, you pray every night when you go to bed. Well guess what, prayers aren’t going to help that dinky thing that you’ve got between your legs. No magic wand is going to make it grow. You love the small penis humiliation phone sex sessions we’ve had. That sense of humiliation you feel as I belittle you makes you so aroused. You really are a pitiful excuse for a man, you know that? Good thing you have a good job, since money is the only thing you have going for you.
Could your balls be any smaller? Your dick any skinnier? Little tiny pencil dick. Useless. What woman would want that thing even attempting to go inside of her? I truly can’t fathom. It wouldn’t bring anyone any pleasure. It’s short, it’s skinny, and it ejaculates prematurely. What do you think is appealing about any of that? Not a darned thing, that’s for sure. Good thing you like small penis humiliation , since I can’t think of a thing to talk to you about otherwise. I wouldn’t waste any time on you. What a loser.
SPH Phone Sex
Sorry little dick guys, size DOES matter. You know it and we ladies know it. Lots of men with smaller than average penises like to be told want tiny dick nothings they are though. You could look like a movie star and have a bank account to match, but if you have a three inch penis to go along with it, you can rest assured any woman you get is going to running around on you either behind your back, or in front of it and making you watch in a cuckold situation, because you just don’t have the goods to keep them entertained in the bedroom. So you better hone your pussy licking skills, since it’s about the only ace up the sleeve you will have.
I always laugh when a caller says they were going down on their woman and she tasted….”funny.” We know why, don’t we? Because she had the sperm of another man that was fucking her inside of her and you were lapping it up like the clueless, tiny dicked sap that you are. Does it intimidate you to see guys with larger than average cocks? It likely does, since you just aren’t in the same league as them sexually. You also likely suffer from the often hand in hand condition of premature ejaculation. Something you could train yourself out of, but are just too lazy to do so.
Men like you should be humiliated and made fun of, you aren’t really even men. You are weak willed worms unconcerned with your partners satisfaction and you should be called on it publicly, so everyone can know the pitiful dud you are in the bedroom. You really should just give up on women entirely and save us the grief and turn towards men. Sucking cock is a much better option for you than trying to please a woman with your lipstick sized cock you are destined to fail in every capacity. For shame you tiny dicked worm, for shame…….
Small Penis & A Cuckold
This man calls up today with a five inch cock, and he said his wife has been sleeping with a man with an eleven inch cock and he’s been watching as they fuck and feeling very inadequate. He says she makes him sit and watch as he strokes his little penis and then after the guy leaves, a big strapping black guy, well, he has to clean that sloppy pussy up. Small penis humiliation phone sex is so entertaining!
I asked if after all the cum clean ups with his mouth he’s finally acquired a taste for all that cum and he hated to admit it, but finally he said yes. The last couple of times after his wife was fucked in front of him, he was made to not only lick the leavings of her lover out of her pussy, but clean her lover’s cock off with his tongue. He didn’t think he could ever do such degrading things, but he’s doing them and loving every moment of it. Calling girls up like me for phone sex is a release valve for him, to share his predicament.
He wanted me to make fun of him and laugh at his undersized cock and he told me the rare occasions he gets to fuck his wife anymore, she asks him if he’s put it inside of her, since she’s now so stretched out from the eleven inch cock, she can’t even tell if his pitiful five incher has been slid inside. He said a few times a week now he looks forward to the lover coming over and his participation. He expects she will in time take on even more lovers and his roles will be increasing as her lovers become more plentiful.
