SPH Phone Sex
Sorry little dick guys, size DOES matter. You know it and we ladies know it. Lots of men with smaller than average penises like to be told want tiny dick nothings they are though. You could look like a movie star and have a bank account to match, but if you have a three inch penis to go along with it, you can rest assured any woman you get is going to running around on you either behind your back, or in front of it and making you watch in a cuckold situation, because you just don’t have the goods to keep them entertained in the bedroom. So you better hone your pussy licking skills, since it’s about the only ace up the sleeve you will have.
I always laugh when a caller says they were going down on their woman and she tasted….”funny.” We know why, don’t we? Because she had the sperm of another man that was fucking her inside of her and you were lapping it up like the clueless, tiny dicked sap that you are. Does it intimidate you to see guys with larger than average cocks? It likely does, since you just aren’t in the same league as them sexually. You also likely suffer from the often hand in hand condition of premature ejaculation. Something you could train yourself out of, but are just too lazy to do so.
Men like you should be humiliated and made fun of, you aren’t really even men. You are weak willed worms unconcerned with your partners satisfaction and you should be called on it publicly, so everyone can know the pitiful dud you are in the bedroom. You really should just give up on women entirely and save us the grief and turn towards men. Sucking cock is a much better option for you than trying to please a woman with your lipstick sized cock you are destined to fail in every capacity. For shame you tiny dicked worm, for shame…….
Amish Phone Sex
If someone mentioned “Amish phone sex” to you, you’d likely think they were joking, but I kid you not, tonight I spoke to an Amish man and was surprised to hear a few of the things he told me. He said indeed they didn’t have electricity, and the phone was not kept in the house, but some outer building, I didn’t know they had them at all, but he said they did, some anyway. He drives a horse and buggy and has been calling phone sex lines and chat lines for over ten years.
He has no computer, so I do not even know how he’d find out about such lines, I guess some do still advertise in print, so that might be a way for him to have found out about them. You think of the Amish as being strict, prim, proper and certainly not engaging in phone sex, but as he pointed out, they still have hormones and needs and like the rest of the world it seems, wives that don’t want to have sex as often as they do, so they masturbate as well. I asked if he’d ever fooled around and he said no, that would be enough to get kicked out of the community if found out he said, so they made do with masturbation for extra curricular sex and orgasms.
It was a most unexpected and delightful conversation. To think of this man standing in some shed like structure not even in his house using a phone to call someone for phone sex, not your everyday client for sure. He said the worst he’d ever done was flirt with a sister in law and spy on her as she showered, I didn’t even think of them having indoor plumbing, but apparently they do. I guess people of all religions still have a sex drive and passions. I have had a few ministers call over the years, and an English Vicar, so they certainly have needs as well. Amish phone sex, who knew!
Volunteering At The Soup Kitchen, Finding Young Cock
This friend of mine is quite the do gooder, and she asked if I’d help her out at the soup kitchen on Christmas Eve. I said I guess I could spare a few hours. I was with my family the next day, but could help with their dinner shift. There was a very good looking college student there along with the rest of the volunteers. His parents were part of the ones that put it on, so of course he helped at it. The whole time I was there I couldn’t stop staring at him, fuck he was gorgeous!
I think he noticed me staring, since it didn’t take him long to make his way over to me, and he was not only cute, he was cheeky too! He stood next to me just a little too close and I wasn’t complaining at all. When the shift was over and we were finished for the night and everyone was fed and the kitchen cleaned up, he asked if he could offer me a ride home, I had come with my friend and I wanted to go with him, so I told her and she snickered and left and I went to his car with him.
As soon as we were on the road he said he knew I’d been watching him the whole night and he knew I wanted his young cock. I opened my mouth to speak but decided to just remain silent. He asked if he was wrong and I said no. He pulled up to my driveway and walked me to the door and when I opened the door he followed me in and pressed me against the door, pinning my wrists above my head and kissing me hard. I opened my mouth to let our tongues explore one another and I was already dripping wet in anticipation of his cock in me.
We walked to the bedroom, peeling off each other’s clothes as we walked and were soon falling onto the bed and our hands were all over each other. My legs opened and my already moist pussy lips opened eagerly for his young cock and soon plunged it inside of me and I could feel my juices squishing over his young, hard cock. I wrapped my legs around him pulled him as deep inside as I could get him. He was gliding against my clit with every thrust of his hot, hard cock, bringing me closer to cumming with every pump of his dick into me. We kissed and fucked with abandon and I loved that he was barely legal, the thrill of that never escaped me. It wasn’t long until I clenched around his young cock and came and milked his young balls as he shot his load into me, and we collapsed breathless. Volunteering indeed seemed to have its advantages!
Holiday Office Surprise
I pride myself on being a good girlfriend to my guy. He’s a nice, romantic guy as well, so we are a good match. I wanted to do something sweet, so I got some sexy, Christmas lingerie, red satin with white feather trim, it is so cute! I put it on and wore nothing but a coat on over top of it and packed a nice little lunch for us and dropped into his office. I knew he had a good deal of privacy and he’s one of the senior partners, so no one would interrupt him if his girlfriend dropped in for an unexpected little lunch.
I walked in and locked his door and removed my coat and I could tell by the look in his eyes, and the growing tent in his pants, that he liked what he saw. I unpacked the lunch on his desk, and we ate. He couldn’t take his eyes off of me as he ate. He knew I was dessert! I said I thought he’d appreciate this little romantic gesture and he said indeed he did. After we finished, I walked over to his side of the desk and I straddled him in his office chair, my legs draped over the arm rests, the crotchless panties giving him full view of my exposed cunt. I reached down and squeezed his dick through his pants and it was hard as a rock and he quickly unzipped and slid it into me.
I gasped as I felt it enter me, I always loved how he fucked me and he grabbed me by the hips and I was grinding against his cock, my clit all stiff and my whole pussy soaked with my own juices. He groped at my breast and freed it from it’s satin covering and popped the hard nipple in his mouth and he sucked on it and drove me wild, and I bucked up and down on him in his chair, hoping no one outside his door knew what we were up to. We tried to be quiet, but his chair squeaked a little, I doubt anyone would have noticed though.
I could feel him throbbing inside of me and we kissed each other passionately and deeply as he fucked me there and I could feel the first waves of orgasm approaching. I bucked and I squeezed my cunt muscles around him, milking him into me and I came on his cock. I then slid off of him and down to the floor and I took his still dripping cock into my mouth and licked my own juices off of his cock. I always liked being a little slut for him and doing that and I know he loved it. I sucked on his balls, as I slid his warm, wet cock up and down in my hand, I knew I could get a second load out of him if I worked it hard and it wasn’t long until I did and I swallowed every drop out of him. He loved having me as his girlfriend since I was just as horny as he was and we fucked so much. He whispered in my ear how much he loved me and I thought he was romantic, as well as horny, always a good combination.
Gay Phone Sex Callers
Some would ask why would a gay man be calling a female phone sex operator? That is a good question, but after many years as an operator, I think I can understand it somewhat. Some people have no one to talk to about private things. They may come from a religious family where being gay is just not an option and ones that proclaim they are gay are viewed as sick and sinners and they could never tell this to their families or some of their friends if they too are conservative and view homosexuality as some sort of sickness.
I cannot even count over the years how many men have called and confessed they had same sex experiences and had never told another living soul and it was a great relief to be able to tell someone, in all the gory details, what went on and how much they enjoyed it and have thought back on it. Many will relate experiences that happened decades ago that they have been carrying with themselves all these years and not shared because they worried how ones might react and that it would come back to haunt them. Not just ones with same sex experiences either, but some callers that have done things that may not be exactly legal shall we say and have never told anyone what they did and it’s a great relief to share that with someone neutral.
So many will talk about fantasies and ask me if it makes them gay, or do I think they are gay or bi. Sometimes I do think they are, but living in denial of sorts. It’s very difficult for most of them. One wants me to play mommy that is accepting of him sucking cock, since in real life he knows his mommy wouldn’t be accepting of such a thing, so at least in his fantasy it’s a way for him to work through it. Sexual confessions work in many different ways, and I am happy to listen to your secrets and concerns.
