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Sci-Fi Phone Sex

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Are you a science fiction fan? Have you always had, um, naughty thoughts about either otherworldly aliens like in Avatar, or fembots or cyborgs, anything to do with science fiction sorts of things and think about having some sci-fi phone sex? Now that’s not to say they are fiction, I do believe in other worlds and aliens, but I don’t know about getting sexy with hem, that just seems a bit….creepy. I have enough trouble dealing with guys on earth, let alone ones from far flung galaxies!

There are however guys that DO get quite turned on by the fembots and sex androids. There are very real looking sex dolls men pay thousands of dollars for that at first glance look absolutely real. Now turning them into a fembot is the next step. Now they just lay there, when in the future they can be animated with electronics and be able to be programmed, it will be giving the humans a run for their money. In the movie A.I. there’s a male robot much in demand with the ladies, a robot gigolo if you will. There’s times I wish I had a male robot that looked like anyone of my choosing that could keep going and going and carry on a decent conversation, then turn him off when you’re finished with them for the night. Ahh, to dream…A Few generations off this ultimate sex toy will be likely!

One caller explained cyborgs to me and how he was finding them very sexy, think The Bionic Woman. I’ll never forget how he went on about the “gorgeous chrome legs.” Wow, ok, not the everyday thing to be fantasizing about, but whatever floats your boat I guess. So if your fantasies lean a little to the odd side with sci-fi leanings, you can certainly give me a call and we can talk about them and I can be your sexiest fembot ever and even do a fembot voice for you!

Darkroom Playtime

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My desire for young cock has once again gotten the better of me. I’ve come up with a scheme to have a never ending stream of boys in my bed if I so choose. I’ve decided to start volunteering at the nearby high school. Many of the senior boys are 18 already, so them I can pounce on at any time. I called the school to see if they needed any volunteers for anything and surprisingly they did. Two afternoons a month I will be around the young men. The administrator on the phone asked what special skills I had and I said I had darkroom experience in photography, and they were launching some extra credit classes after school for interested students and I jumped on this!

Not only was I getting to be alone with some, it was in the dark as well, and all the better for groping opportunities. The first day I didn’t try anything, but I scoped out the ones I was interested in and made sure I got them both near me up at the front of the class. When it was time for the darkroom, I think they both knew I had my eye on them as they kept giving me smiles and looking me up and down. I wasn’t in the dark long before my hand made its way to one of their asses and I heard the one catch his breath. I didn’t say anything, just wanted to see how it might play out. He must have welcomed it, since the same one I grabbed asked to stay after class and talk about something. This was my chance.

I asked if he’d like to come back to my place to discuss it and he agreed. I got him in the door and asked what it was. He smirked and said my hand on his ass was what it was. I grinned back and said I wanted his cock in my mouth and he unzipped his jeans and pushed me down by the shoulders and watched as I slurped on his rock hard, 18 year old cock. I was getting wetter by the minute and said I wanted that dick inside of me and to fuck me hard, he bent me over, pulled up my skirt and practically tore my panties off and pounded my soaking cunt and shot his jizz inside of me. Yes, this was going to be fun volunteering like this. My God, I could have young cock like this all the time if I wanted, and boy, did I ever!

The Cuckold’s Wife

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The cuckolds seem to be coming out of the woodwork of late. So many of the cuckolds that call have of course small cocks, that’s the whole reason they usually want to watch another guy fuck their woman, is because they are too small to do so properly. Imagine what life must have been like before most people slept together before marriage. A woman could get a nasty surprise on her wedding night, here’s your new husband – with only a 3 inch cock. Maybe they’d never seen one before so they thought it was normal, must have been a heartbreaking life for many.

Cuckolds have always been around though, the men knew they were small, and they wanted to see their ladies pleased by someone, and maybe they had naughty desires to suck that cock and get it hard, and maybe clean up the creampie afterwards. Must have been a bit surprising for the wife that never heard of these kinds of games before. Hubby on his knees sucking a cock to get it ready for her cunt, then watching as she’s pounded and filled as he strokes his tiny, mostly useless cock. Then diving between her legs to lap up all that creamy cum that’s oozing out from the lover.

She likely got used to this pretty fast, since she was finally getting satisfied by something and was enjoying it. Poor, tiny dicked loser, having to depend on another man to please his wife. They must feel so inadequate, yet it’s all they know and they get so they love the humiliation. Some have alright sized cocks, they just get off on the idea of another man pleasing their wife, the variety of it. Such is the life of the cuckold.

New Year’s Eve Phone Sex

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Are you going to be alone this New Year’s Eve? It’s not very much fun to be alone when so many of our friends and family have someone to ring in the New Year with. If you’re feeling a little lonely, I will be here for you to talk to. Some guys get lonely on a night like this and reflective about the past year and of course they get horny too. Are those balls aching with the stress of the holidays and not having had enough time to cum?

I’d be happy to drain your balls and set you on a good path for the New Year! Many don’t take the time to masturbate over the holidays with so many chores to do and errands to run. It’s not doing anyone any good running around stressed without having taken the time to cum. I well recall one client that called one year before midnight and he wanted to cum at the stroke of twelve, and he did indeed do it when I gave him a countdown and told him to cum on command.

Maybe you’re lonely and seeking a relationship for the New Year, even if you have one, many times your wives and girlfriends simply do not have the sex drive that you do and you feel the need for more. More orgasms, more variety. Lots of guys do turn to escorts or phone sex girls to fill that need. So if the clock is nearing midnight and you feel a little alone, I will be here to drain you if you so chose. Let me describe a sensuous blow job and a red hot fuck as you stroke your cock and cum for me.

Let Me Jingle Your Bells & Stroke Your Candy Cane For You

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Many times people don’t have as much time to masturbate or enjoy sex over the holidays, and it’s too bad. They are often a stress filled time when the much needed release of an orgasm could prove quite beneficial. Orgasms are a nice thing every day of the year obviously, but extra nice to enjoy over Christmas and New Years. I can’t speak for other girls, but as usual I will be available on Christmas Eve and Day. I have no set hours, but if the flashing availability button is on, I’m around. If it’s off I’m just in bed, no days off here.

I find many times on those days there are lonely guys that need a friendly ear to talk to and I’m here for you. It’s not always a time of year or holiday that’s happy for everyone. For some it may bring back unhappy memories. For others that have no friends or family, it’s just a day that rubs in the loneliness in their lives, when everyone around has family and friends and they do not. So I certainly understand ones reaching out on a day like that when they may have no one at all. And you do get horny, no matter the date, this is true. Your cock doesn’t run on a calendar.

It’s more fun to be naughty, it can be more fulfilling as well. If you do have a family and one of the millions of cold wives out there that’s turned her back on you, but is only too happy to keep you around to pay the bills, yet you’re too complacent to leave, I can’t even count how many of you are in that boat, after the old shrew settles down for the night, feel free to call me up and have me talk to you like you need and deserve to be. Sharon is warm and inviting and waiting for you.

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