The Naughty Neighbor
What can I say, I love to be watched. There’s some new neighbors that have moved in next door, and I took notice of the husband as soon as they moved it. He’s around 35 and handsome, really good body. The wife seems nice enough, but looks a bit prudish if you ask me. The other night I was getting out of the shower and I was nude and drying off and got out some lotion to smooth all over my body. I didn’t think a thing of it, my blinds were open a bit and I saw movement.
I looked out them and saw him watching me from the window across the path between our houses. I don’t think he saw me look though, so I just pretended I didn’t see him and went on with my routine. I slathered lotion all over my arms, shoulders, and lingered on my breasts, tweaking my nipples. I could see him out of the corner of my eye through the blinds watching me. I’d bet money he was masturbating as he looked, so I decided to tease him.
I started rubbing the lotion up my legs, starting at my ankles and working my way up my calves and thighs, and then I made sure I spread my legs wide as I sat on the edge of the chair in front of my dressing table facing the window and went all over the inside of my thighs and finally my pussy lips. I spread them open and started working on my clit with my cream covered fingers. I could feel his eyes boring into me as I played with myself in view of that window. I bet he came watching me…
Let Mommy Kiss It And Make It Better-Mommy Phone Sex
Most men love their mom of course, but then there’s ones that LOVE their mom…And you know what I mean, don’t you now? Guys who stroke one out thinking of mommy’s pussy and ones that steal her panties and masturbate and cum into them. After they have thoroughly sniffed and licked the crotch of them that is. Mommy is many times the first woman that a guy thinks of sexually.
If you had any idea how popular mommy calls were and how badly so many guys wanted to slide their dick into mom, many times still fantasizing they were teens and getting caught jerking off and then mommy coming to help them finish the job. Mommy has nice, warm, sometimes milk filled titties for her naughty little boy to nurse on, and what good, hard boy doesn’t want to feel mommy’s mouth wrapped around her little boy’s cock for the first time? So many as teens got walked in on jerking off and mom seeing them left a deep seeded impression on them they are aching to relive to this day.
Especially if dad wasn’t in the picture, or if he was away on business trips often and they were the man of the house when he was away, many dream that they had been the man in mommy’s bed too. One told me how he knew his mom had a vibrator and he sucked on it when she was out and would stand outside her door listening to her use it at night, the buzzing of it and her moans, as he jerked off outside her door listening. Oh yes, mommy is alive and well in the fantasies of many men and boys out there.
Valentine’s Day Phone Sex
Are you all alone this Valentine’s Day? Feeling lonely and unwanted and no one to tell you they love you? Many girls don’t like to say, “I love you”, to a caller, but I don’t mind at all. I know many enjoy lovely dovey type of girlfriend experience calls and I’m only too happy to give you the love you are missing in your life, even if only for the length of the call.
Picture a nice romantic evening we can play out: Me having cooked you a wonderful meal, say a nice spinach salad, a luscious lasagna and garlic bread, some cherry cheesecake, and a bottle of wine. Perhaps after our meal we could massage each other with a bottle of flavored massage oil we could lick off of each other. I recently saw some chocolate flavored massage oil, that would be yummy! Imagine our hands caressing each other, you rubbing my breasts until making my nipples harden, flipping me over and rubbing my ass cheeks in your hands, maybe your fingers wander down into my pussy from behind and rubbing my stiffened clit with your oiled up fingers…
After our relaxing massage, maybe a long soak in a bubble bath and then some passionate lovemaking in a candle filled bedroom, followed by some pussy licking of my totally shaved pussy and some cock sucking, sounds like a fun evening, no? I think if you gave me a call, we could flesh out the evenings activities and get your cock nice and hard in doing so.
Relax……
Many men enjoy the relaxing feeling of being relaxed. Erotic relaxation can make you fully relax and enjoy masturbation on an entirely different level than you may be used to. Listening to a calming, soothing voice as you slowly begin to relax and masturbate can be a wonderful, full body release sensation.
So many masturbating or calling phone sex lines are of the wham bam thank you Ma’am mentality, let’s do it, let’s do it quick mindset, they are not in the proper frame of mind to explore such a relaxation scenario. Many that call for such erotic relaxation calls are longer callers to begin with, they aren’t calling for a 5-10 min call. They are not in a hurry and want to indulge themselves and have a nice, relaxing call in a slow, measured way of speaking.
I’m not trained, nor do I claim to be, and most that are have gotten some 3-10 day certification, so it’s not any great accomplishment to be certified in this way. Let me talk soothingly to you as you stroke your cock and balls as you listen to my voice. Float on a cloud of relaxation and cum for me…Maybe the masturbation I’m talking you through can evolve into the two of us making love gently, yet passionately. Giving each other so much pleasure as my lips wrap around your cock and I look deep into your eyes as your fingers intertwine into my long, silky hair as my head bobs up and down on your turgid shaft.
NOTE: As absurd as it is, I was told by my merchant provider that the word we all know I mean here in this post that begins with an H is NOT allowed to be on the website, along with a few other words that are popular. So I’ve substituted the word relaxation instead. So there goes my SEO advantage. I’m sure anyone with half a brain knows what word I’m meaning though.
Enjoy the video of mine below. A client of mine wrote the script for this, he’s very talented!
You’re Wearing WHAT?!
Callers that call when they are dressed up always kind of surprise me. Not the usual ones in ladies underwear, that’s pretty standard, but I’ve had ones call in full costumes, even send me pictures. I well recall the one in the blue satin fairy princess outfit, and French maid’s get up. I also have one client that called once and claimed to be wearing a Little Red Riding Hood outfit. I was speechless. I was stifling laughter, as I had never envisioned a man wearing such a costume.
He said it was a red cape, red wig, red lipstick and glitter. I didn’t ask where the glitter was, I was afraid to. His girlfriend at the time apparently had a big black dildo and it was “the big bad wolf”. It’s the same client that has the balloons blog a while back, he’s a colorful one. He likes reading about himself on these blogs! I do have some colorful clients to be sure with some amusing kinks that keep me entertained.
I had another that used to call wearing fur coats, even in the middle of summer, he had a fur fetish. He claimed to own around 20. When I asked how he could afford so many pricey coats, he replied he’d bought them all at thrift stores, so I could well imagine the old moth eaten things, now sparse of fur, likely decades old. Him jerking off wearing them enjoying the satin lining and soft fur. People do have their odd kinks for sure.
