Cuckold Phone Sex
It gets you really turned on to watch your lady with another guy, doesn’t it? To know that someone else is satisfying them in a way you yourself have never been able to. And we both know why, don’t we? Because your dick is too small and not adequately sized to please a woman. You know this. You feel grateful you eve have a woman at all, of course you dare not deny her from finding orgasmic ecstasy with another, better suited man.
Maybe if you are lucky she will allow you to watch…and assist. How exactly will you be assisting? Well, you know what fluffing is don’t you? You are going to suck his cock, lick it, tease it and get it hard to prepare it for her greedy pussy. They may even let you help guide it in or get underneath as she is fucked doggy style and lick her clit at the same time his big cock is gliding in and out of her, and of course you will lick his cock clean and then dessert-and we know that is going to be a heaping helping of cream pie, your favorite!
Lapping his still warm, salty cum out of your woman’s now satisfied pussy. Would you prefer her on her back, legs spread, it spilling and dripping out of her, your face buried between her thighs? Or maybe her sitting on your face as it leaks into your hungry mouth, your little dicklett hard as a rock as you lick out her lovers leavings and he watches you as he rests up for the next round. Is his next round going to be with her, or is it going to be with HIM? Guess you will have to wait and see what she desires you to be doing.
The Sounds Of Silence-Silent Callers & Sexting
What else is offered by a phone sex girl many ask themselves. What if a guy would like some phone sex but he doesn’t have the privacy to have an actual call? For ones that don’t know the term, ones that call and can’t talk back because someone might hear them are called “Silent Callers”. Many girls do not like doing these types of calls because they find it creepy, but I for one do not mind at all.
I have several clients that do not have the privacy to speak back. Many will call me and I talk to them on the message box on my page here or on the contact page on my main site and they will type to me as I talk to them back. It works surprisingly well for the ones that do calls this way. They are afraid their wife or someone might hear, so they listen to me on their phone or headphones via Skype and they type back. Some callers are just looking for text chatting, they either also do not have the privacy for a call, or are for some reason more into cyber sex text chatting. I offer text only chat for half the price of a phone sex call. $1 a minute rather than $2 a minute for calls.
Some guys are shy, and it’s not a privacy issue, it’s a shyness issue. I do not mind at all doing all the talking on a one sided call or doing text chat with you if that’s what you are looking for. Phone sex girls can offer more than ones would think. Some silent callers think no one will take them, but as long as you message me what kind of call you are looking for, or preferably if you can type back as I speak, we can get along just fine.
Breast Milk Phone Sex
The nurturing, sweet warmth of breast milk is appealing to many men. Not all men into this fetish are into mommy/son calls. Some just love the absolute intimacy of taking in your milk as you are making love with each other. A woman takes in a man’s cum, unless a woman squirts, and not many do, there’s not the same release of fluid in comparison. A woman that is filled with milk can give that fluid a man can swallow and take into himself.
Most men LOVE breasts, adore them. The soft, full curves and the hardened peak of the pointed, erect nipple can make many men hard just by seeing a stiff nipple under a tee shirt or sweater. The erectile tissue of the nipple works in the same way as a cock gets hard, it’s erectile and responds to arousal in many women. Some can get hardened nipples when they get aroused, others need extra stimulation to get them hard. I’ve never lactated myself, but I do enjoy calls where men like to talk about breast milk and their lactation fantasies, which many times go hand in hand with impregnation fantasies.
Fantasies are funny things, they are many times not based in reality. As women would have to have given birth to be lactating, yet many men into this fantasy imagine either a woman lactating without having had a child, or while they are pregnant and would not yet be lactating. No need to worry about the details, it is fantasy after all. Some of the things I hear on calls are way far out there and no basis in reality, so most understand things do not have to have a valid basis in reality to star in their fantasies. So if breast milk phone sex is what gets you going, do give me a call and we can have a talk about it tonight!
To All The Lonely Guys, I’m Here To Help!
Do you have a cold fish wife that won’t give you sex anymore? Does she have you by the balls and you’re just too weak to leave, or have kids you’re not wanting to disrupt their lives by breaking up your marriage until they are older? Tired of jerking off in the guest room alone to porn while the stone faced bitch in the next room plans how to spend your money while not giving you anything in return? Well you’re not alone my friend, that boat is full of other deprived and pussy whipped husbands.
So what is the answer for you? Too fearful to go to an escort or get a girlfriend? Well phone sex is a good answer for many of you. It can heighten your masturbation experience and keep you sane until you kick the bitch to the curb where she belongs. Phone sex is the next best thing to real sex, you get company as you masturbate and someone to talk sexy to you and describe what I’d do to you and what you’d do to me. Maybe you have specific fantasies you’d like to talk about that your wife has no interest in or desire to help you with.
Phone sex is all some of you will get. I know many of you are inherently weak individuals that are comfortable in your self made prisons and cannot fathom actually leaving. It’s like the canary in the cage so long that once the door is finally left open they won’t even try to escape anymore. You’d been effectively emasculated, yet you get lonely too and desire companionship, even if only over the phone for a few stolen moments. Call me, I can be that ear for you to talk to. Maybe I’m a bit too direct for some of you. Some of you whiners annoy the hell out of me since no one is pointing a gun to your head to stay in the situation that you’re in, but I will do my best to help you in whatever way I can. So pick up the phone and call a woman that’s interested in what you have to say for a change.
Tiny Dicked Worms
What can I say about guys with small cocks-there’s a lot of them to be sure. It’s a call I get on a daily basis. Most men have no idea what they have in comparison to others or what is average. 5 1/2-6 inches erect is the average North American size for an erect penis. If you’re below that, yeah, it’s small and the ladies would like more of you. There are global maps of penis size worldwide you can easily find online. The Koreans have it the worst, average around 3 1/2 inches. Their poor women!
Some tell me they have an average sized cock-8 inches, um, no, guys everywhere would be thrilled if that was average, their ladies would be too. Others are delusional and say they have a big cock “how big is it?” I ask, “Oh around 4 inches,” they reply to which I tell them I hate to break it to you, but you’re nearly 2 inches under par. I’m not quite sure where they get these ideas in their mind. Perhaps they don’t spend as much time as I do researching these of life and death importance topics like I do for the writing that I do online, but for the ones that DO know they are not packing and love to be made fun of, I’m happy to belittle you.
One client I’ve been talking to refers to himself as “The Grape Smuggler”. Now what does that mean you may ask? Well, he claims his balls are the size of grapes, and so that’s what it means. His 3 1/4 inch cock would fit right in with the Koreans size wise, so perhaps the ladies there would accept him whereas the ones of North America cast him aside. So if you’re looking to be made fun of, and told how woefully inadequate you are in the bedroom, I’m only too happy to point these facts out to you.
