To All The Lonely Guys, I’m Here To Help!
Do you have a cold fish wife that won’t give you sex anymore? Does she have you by the balls and you’re just too weak to leave, or have kids you’re not wanting to disrupt their lives by breaking up your marriage until they are older? Tired of jerking off in the guest room alone to porn while the stone faced bitch in the next room plans how to spend your money while not giving you anything in return? Well you’re not alone my friend, that boat is full of other deprived and pussy whipped husbands.
So what is the answer for you? Too fearful to go to an escort or get a girlfriend? Well phone sex is a good answer for many of you. It can heighten your masturbation experience and keep you sane until you kick the bitch to the curb where she belongs. Phone sex is the next best thing to real sex, you get company as you masturbate and someone to talk sexy to you and describe what I’d do to you and what you’d do to me. Maybe you have specific fantasies you’d like to talk about that your wife has no interest in or desire to help you with.
Phone sex is all some of you will get. I know many of you are inherently weak individuals that are comfortable in your self made prisons and cannot fathom actually leaving. It’s like the canary in the cage so long that once the door is finally left open they won’t even try to escape anymore. You’d been effectively emasculated, yet you get lonely too and desire companionship, even if only over the phone for a few stolen moments. Call me, I can be that ear for you to talk to. Maybe I’m a bit too direct for some of you. Some of you whiners annoy the hell out of me since no one is pointing a gun to your head to stay in the situation that you’re in, but I will do my best to help you in whatever way I can. So pick up the phone and call a woman that’s interested in what you have to say for a change.
Tiny Dicked Worms
What can I say about guys with small cocks-there’s a lot of them to be sure. It’s a call I get on a daily basis. Most men have no idea what they have in comparison to others or what is average. 5 1/2-6 inches erect is the average North American size for an erect penis. If you’re below that, yeah, it’s small and the ladies would like more of you. There are global maps of penis size worldwide you can easily find online. The Koreans have it the worst, average around 3 1/2 inches. Their poor women!
Some tell me they have an average sized cock-8 inches, um, no, guys everywhere would be thrilled if that was average, their ladies would be too. Others are delusional and say they have a big cock “how big is it?” I ask, “Oh around 4 inches,” they reply to which I tell them I hate to break it to you, but you’re nearly 2 inches under par. I’m not quite sure where they get these ideas in their mind. Perhaps they don’t spend as much time as I do researching these of life and death importance topics like I do for the writing that I do online, but for the ones that DO know they are not packing and love to be made fun of, I’m happy to belittle you.
One client I’ve been talking to refers to himself as “The Grape Smuggler”. Now what does that mean you may ask? Well, he claims his balls are the size of grapes, and so that’s what it means. His 3 1/4 inch cock would fit right in with the Koreans size wise, so perhaps the ladies there would accept him whereas the ones of North America cast him aside. So if you’re looking to be made fun of, and told how woefully inadequate you are in the bedroom, I’m only too happy to point these facts out to you.
Mommy Wants To Help
Have you been looking for some mommy phone sex? I know lots of guys fantasize about playing with mommy and her catching them jerking off and then joining and helping. No one can touch them like mommy can! Imagine stroking your cock as a young teen boy lost in your ecstasy as you’re stroking that young, hard teenage cock and all of a sudden mom walks in to put away the clean laundry and sees you with pre cum drooling out the tip of your cock and your hand sliding up and down that shaft.
You’re embarrassed, shocked, don’t know what to do, then she reassures you it’s ok, it’s natural and feel free to continue on as she puts your things away. You hesitantly resume stroking then you realize she’s finished putting your things away and she’s just watching you as you stroke. Would you like mommy to sit on the bed next to you and help you? Maybe push you back and take over and stroke you as you relax and feel her hands go to work on her good boy’s cock? That would feel good, wouldn’t it.
She’s older than the other girls you’ve maybe gotten hand jobs from, if you’ve even had any give you hand jobs at all, so she’s a lot more experienced and knows just how to handle her boy’s cock. I bet you’d like mommy’s mouth on that cock even more than her hand, wouldn’t you…Maybe you need to call and we can play out your fantasy with mommy and what you’d imagine her doing to you. It’s one of the most common fantasies out there and I’m happy to talk to you about them and play your mommy.
Submissive Phone Sex
Submission and domination can just as easily play out on the phone as well as in person sexual encounters. When you are in this mindset, it can be electrifying to have a man in the throes of passion call you a slut. You can literally feel waves throughout your body as they say it in your ear. Doing as you’re told to do. Touching as you’re told to touch, stopping when you’re instructed to. Your Master will be pleased if you do.
I love being called someone’s “good girl”, it really arouses me and I love to please. Submissive phone sex, offering up all your holes without question to your Master and serving them until they are as drained as they need to be is a wonderful feeling. Being their cock worshipping whore makes you feel so very much alive and sexually charged and loving to serve. When a Master calls and has me thank him after each spank, I know I am getting him very hard and aroused. Likely the woman in his life, if he has one, is not so willing to bend over and take his swats.
So they often have to call someone to live out the dominant situation they crave yet have been denied in their their real life sexual relationships. Many women would have no part of sexually submissive activities, even just for bedroom fun, so these men have to have an outlet of some kind for this side of themselves, and I am only to pleased to be that slut they are so desiring. One that will find it an honor to swallow their cum and be their good little whore. So if these sorts of discussions arouse you, I think you need to be giving me a call. I will be waiting, Master.
Financial Domination Phone Sex
Do you need to pay to cum? Many men do. They don’t feel they have had a full sexual experience unless they have given the woman involved money for it. Financial domination is an odd fetish to be sure, but one I obviously very much love getting clients into. Some love to tip before, during and after a call or insisting on paying more than the going rate. Men not into this fetish can’t even grasp it. Ones that call up and ask, “Is this FREE?” Um, NO. It’s a business and only a moron would think a site with a toll free number and a rates page is free.
No girl is going to spend in some cases a lot of money having a website made up, getting a toll free number and all the rest of it to entertain men for free. Ones into financial domination, also called findom for short, they are never freebie seeking losers asking for free calls and extra minutes and free pictures, they not only understand it’s a business, they love to be a part of it and tip you accordingly. Sending gift cards over and above the cost of the call to show their devotion to you and their financial servitude towards you.
Financial domination is a rush for these men, they literally get hard giving women money, whether to a waitress or a phone sex girl. It’s the giving that gets them hard. Your personal online Santa Claus some of these pay piggies see themselves as. Many as much as they love to give, cannot afford to do it as often as they like. Ones making $700 a week cannot afford $50 a minute calls very often, yet when they do, it gives them the best orgasm they could ever dream possible. So if you’re looking for some financial domination phone sex, by all means, give me a call. I’m more than happy to relieve you of some of your cold, hard cash……
