Just Talkin’
There’s a lot of lonely guys out there in this world. Some have no wife or girlfriend, and even many that do have things they need to discuss that they just don’t feel comfortable with. So who do they talk to? A therapist they have to look in the eye? “Yes doctor, I have this, um ‘fetish’, I like to put balloons on my cock, cylinders of ice up my ass and wear makeup and high heels as I masturbate.” Um, that’s not too likely to happen.
So who do they call when they have these private things they need to discuss? Well many call a girl like me. Some don’t even confess their sexual matters, some are just plain lonely and want conversation with a woman. I’ve had talks about holidays where they showed me pictures of their lovely trips, had guys sing to me as they played their guitar or along to Youtube videos, discuss everything from movies to t.v. shows. Who knew guys were calling phone sex lines to talk about The Little Rascals or Days Of Our Lives! I can assure you, they are. Conversations can be so varied, you have no idea.
Calls like that are a real breath of fresh air and kind of like an oasis in our day. They are usually pleasant and often funny or surprising. Many feel more comfortable talking to someone like me than a therapist or psychologist. I am a much needed outlet in their lives in many cases. So many have told me how comfortable they feel talking to me and just having someone to talk to. So even if you just need a friendly ear to listen to you, I’m happy to converse with you.
Personalized Recordings
Are you too shy to have phone sex, or maybe do not have adequate privacy but adore erotic audio? Well maybe a custom MP3 recordings is just what you have been looking for. I’ve been making erotic recordings for years now and have a following of my recordings. Many guys are fairly decent writers and love to write erotic stories and have someone bring them to life and read them out loud.
I love doing recordings, making a customized one just for someone. Many like to have one with their name in it. Once you have a recording, it’s yours to play over and over again forever. Because of this, many girls charge a lot more for custom recordings than their calls, but I keep them at the same price. By doing that I find the clients I do get order more of them and more regularly than if they were paying double or triple the price. I look at each recording as a work of art that I have crafted for you to enjoy all your own.
Some clients have told me they will play shorter ones on a loop so they can listen to it for as long as they want to masturbate for. One man gets recordings of sometimes just a few sentences long, like literally 30 seconds long, and a handful of them and plays them on a loop, people like all kinds of different things you’d never even dream of. And recordings can be put away for a time when you tire of them and then bring them back out a few years later as you would a favorite movie to enjoy once more and make yourself feel good to.
Need A Girlfriend?
Have you been feeling lonely lately? Winter blahs got you down? No one to cuddle with when you get home from work to warm you up all over? I understand, not everyone is a winner at the game of love and some guys love to have an online girlfriend of sorts. I can be that online girlfriend for you! I love girlfriend experience calls, (GFE), and am happy to tell you I love you and how much I want you if you call.
Many guys don’t have the desire for a fulltime relationship, don’t wish to visit escorts but do still enjoy the company of a woman, even if it’s just to talk to for a while on the phone, a real life relationship demands work, and commitment and devotion of time. Not all guys want to be bothered honestly, but they do like to talk to a woman and masturbate as they are doing it. That’s what a virtual/online/phone girlfriend is all about. It can be comforting knowing a soothing, understanding person and voice is only a phone call away. I’ve had many of my clients since the beginning, over 5 years, and I still hear from them. I am an oasis in their day when they talk to me.
I’m happy to provide such a service as to be thought of as comforting and soothing to these men I talk to. Many have told me I make them feel so comfortable they share things with me they wouldn’t dream of telling their wives or girlfriends or others in their lives. I’m their confidant and their phone Mistress all rolled up into one and it’s fun being their naughty little secret. I like knowing I am there for them when they want me to be. One client emailed me that the phone number was playing a fast busy signal when he tried it and he was worried I’d gone out of business. No, sadly like anything in life, nothing is 100% perfect. Phone service providers have temporary glitches and service may be unavailable for a few hours, or one emailed that the whole website appeared down for a few hours and he was worried I’d gone away. No, my web host was having an issue with the server and all sites on the server appeared offline. I can assure you I’m not going anywhere.
What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?
Ones might not think of New Year’s Eve as a time when they’d be calling their friendly phone sex operator for some “relief”, but I can assure you, it dies happen. Some people don’t really want to go out and take their chances on drunks on the road, or may not have legions of friends to fall back on and go out with or even stay in with.
I can recall with some amusement a few years ago I was taking calls on a New Year’s Eve and was on the phone with this guy for the better part of an hour during which midnight fell. He was determined he was going to cum at the stroke of midnight and it was quite comical to be counting him down to cum as the clock struck twelve. Countdowns are not unheard of, some guys are very much into that, but this was truly my first strike of twelve on midnight one. He did indeed cum as I counted down. Now that’s a lot more memorable thing than watching the ball drop in Times Square on t.v.
I can certainly help you ring in the new year and give you your first orgasm of the new year if you happen to call after midnight. Holidays can be busier than usual for calls since some guys are even lonelier than usual and need a friendly, and sexy, ear to talk to and help them cum. Alcohol can also certainly make you feel hornier than usual and you may not have a willing woman at hand. A willing woman is only a phone call away with me, dear boys!
Relieve That Holiday Tension
Christmas can be a hectic and stressful time for many of us, shopping, family and work obligations and commitments, demanding kids and nagging wives. What’s a guy to do to quell the stresses he’s undergoing in this the most hectic month of the year? Well we all know lots of the wives out there have closed up shop sexually and don’t care about pleasing their men, and girlfriends may have too hectic a schedule to keep you happy as well.
A call to a phone sex line might be just the pick me up you’ve been looking for. An orgasm, depending on the time of day you have it, can either invigorate you for the rest of your day, or if it’s coming at the end of the day can help you relax like nothing else. I’d be happy to wind you up or calm you down depending on your needs of the moment. The release of tension in the body can be incredible when you cum. You can just lay there limp as a dishrag and just catch your breath and enjoy what just happened.
Perhaps a Christmas themed fantasy is your cup of Christmas tea. I once had a couple of clients ask for Christmas themed fantasies, and they were pretty funny. One was me going to the mall and sitting on the mall Santa’s lap and Santa had a hard on. The other was very amusing, I really miss that guy! He used to call me at the company I started at and when it closed, we lost touch, he was from Minneapolis, and he liked to imagine his wife having bought toys for the underprivileged kids at Christmas and going down to the fire station to drop them off, and of course the handsome firemen invited her to come in for a cup of coffee after seeing how generous she was with all the toys, and they gave her a tour of the firehall, including the upstairs quarters where they stayed on call. And of course one thing led to another and soon she was doing a gangbang with all the lusty, young, strong fireman. He was a lot of fun to talk to, hopefully someday he might find me again, I’d be happy to talk to him again.
